Holy Crap... I've been gone FOREVER... Dang, the XS fandom sure is getting small. (shrug) Oh, well. I've been really busy, what with High School and babysitting and having a SECOND baby sister to deal with... She's screaming right now and it hurts my ears so bad. But, DAMN, she's cute... Anyways, I'ma try to get back into writing fanfiction. I figured that this'll be practice, ease me back in with just typing crack chapters to this crack story.

Rath: 'S about damn time!

Ayame: Seriously!

Leo: Finally!

Quan: Yeah.

Chasey: LAZY!!

Shuyin: (sigh)

Well, you can see that they haven't left me alone for all this time.

Disclaimer: Would you believe that, in all that time in not posting or updating anything, I STILL don't own Xiaolin Showdown?

Back to the 2-year-old story that I doubt anyone'll read after all this time!

Chapter 3

Teletubbie Horror

The Xiaolin and Heylin people watch in horror and disgust as the seriously weird alien-whatchamacallits started laughing and dancing happily, hugging each other, announcing it as they did so. Then, the tall purple one spotted the foreigners. It pointed at them and started walking up to the weirded-out group.

"What is that?" Tinky-Winky asked to apparently no one in particular, staring at the viewers.

It was the main characters from Xiaolin Showdown Season 3.

Jack was freaked out once again. "WHERE IS THAT VOICE COMING FROM?!" He began searching frantically for the source, becoming a little bit paranoid.

The other three Teletubbies came over to the purple one's side. Said Teletubbie looked at them and gestured toward the Xiaolins and Heylins. "Main characters from Xiaolin Showdown Season 3!"

"Oooh!" They began examining them, touching and poking the newcomers from the Real World.

Po moved to stand in front of Chase Young, staring up the height of the half-man half-lizard.

Said villain glowered coldly back down at the red thing, attempting to intimidate it.

Po, oblivious to Chase's efforts, asked the same 'person' his purple friend did, "Who is that?"

It was Chase Young.

"Ooh! Chase Young!"

"Yes, and you had better get away from him." Chase grounded out through clenched teeth.

Instead, the red thing decided to pull on the evil villain's sash, fascinated by the golden eye that seemed to be the center-point of the man's person.

All right, he thought, you just crossed the line, buddy.

Chase cocked his leg back and gave the foolish creature a good hard kick in the stomach, sending it flying in the air. It slammed back down onto the side of their hill, rolling all the way back down to the bottom.

"I gave you fair warning, worm." Chase sneered.

The other three Teletubbies apparently noticed the fourth's absence and turned around to watch a rolling red ball-shaped creature finish its journey down the hill. Once it stopped, Po sat there silently for a minute in disbelief. Then, it opened its mouth and emitted the loudest, shrillest, most disturbing sound that sounded similar to someone simply slamming their palms on the high pitched side of a church organ and keeping them there, keeping a long sustained cord.

Omi, Kimiko, Raimundo, Clay, Dojo, Wuya, Chase, Jack, and Hannibal covered their ears, grinding their teeth, clenching their eyes tight shut, trying to keep the unwanted sound out of their heads, failing miserably. (A/N: Does Bean have ears? What would he cover?)

Unfortunately, Ying-Ying had no hands to cover his ear holes, so had to bear with the horrid noise pollution. Though, his body reached its limit of how much sound abuse it could take and with a widening of his eyes, POOF, HE 'SPLODED INTO A PUFF OF BLACK AND SILVER FEATHERS!!

The talking bean stared in horror at the pile of feathers that was once his faithful partner in crime. "No! YING-YING!! NOOOOOOOOOO!! YOU SHALL BE AVENGED, MY FRIEND!!"

Tinky-Winky, Dipsy, and La-La joined in with Po's symphony of horror.

Kimiko cracked open one eye, then blinked both eyes in order to confirm what she was seeing. "WHAT THE HELL?!" she shouted as loudly as she could, just so she could hear herself through her covered ears.

Only Chase, Wuya, and Dojo reluctantly opened their eyes to see what Kimiko was yelling about, considering that they had super-hearing. They gaped in disbelief.

The sky was darkening to a deep, blood-red color, the grass and clouds turned black, as if the world were inverting itself, the wind howling and whipping in gusty lashes around the Xiaolin characters.

The sun went from being an adorable-but-freaky baby face to looking like a traditional-looking Japanese demon head, inwardly curved teeth sharpened to fierce standards. (click link on Hybrid-Sunshine's profile for sort of what I mean)

The cute little bunnies that were hopping around suddenly stopped and began shaking violently. Their teeth lengthening, sharpening, their fur going from pettable-soft to porcupine-brisly-prickly. The newly formed bunny-monsters growled savagely and began advancing upon the group of outsiders.

The flowers ceased being pretty and turned a nasty puce color, transforming into something that resembled killer venus fly-traps, snapping their jaws ferociously, sap-like drool oozing out.

The microphones rose from the fields and said in a scary, distorted voice, "Tiiiiiiiiiiiime... foooooooooorrrr... Tubbbbbbbbbbby... Byyyyyyyyyyye-byyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyye..."

The now scary-looking Teletubbies grouped together and stopped their screech, behind their army of once-adorable things. They glared at the Xiaolin Warriors and their enemies, pure bloodlust in their gaze.

The Warriors, Bean, and Jack carefully uncovered their ears and looked on in horror at the sight, joining Chase, Kimiko, Wuya, and Dojo's terror.

Omi looked at the army of baby evil that was advancing toward them. "That is it. I am never going to watch baby shows..."

Wow... To think THIS was sitting in my head for the longest time... Well, sure I made some stuff up as I went, but still... I must be repressing SOMETHING. Well, do you still want me to continue, people-who-bothered-to-read-this-craptastic-crack-fic? I don't think this chapter was that funny. Disturbing... (shudder) But I gotta say, it was kinda refreshing. :)

BUT!! It was DAMN hard to write when there are TWO BABY SISTERS IN THE SAME ROOM CRYING AND SCREAMING THEIR HEADS OFF AND ASKING FOR MILK AND CRACKERS AND PEANUT BUTTER-- frustrated rant cut off due to annoying whinyness