KIDS NEXT DOOR

Operation: K.I.T.T.Y.

Kuki

Is

Truly a

Terrible

Youngster

Numbuh 3 was walking down the sidewalk with a bag of candy after going to the Candy Store to buy some sweets. Sudenly, she eard a noise coming from the alley. In the alley, she saw a box that had “Free To Good Home” written on. She opened it and saw a little black... Kitty!

3 – (gasps) A kitty! (picks him up) Where’s your family?

Kitty- Miau...

3 – You say you don’t have a family?

Kitty- Miau...

3 – (giggles) Don’t worry, kitty! I’ll take you home with me! You’ll love the treehouse! You’re going to make lots of friends!

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At the treehouse, numbuh 4 was the only one who was there. Numbuh 1 had to go fishing with is dad and numbuhs 2 and 5 went to the Moonbase to get the S.K.Y.C.L.A.W. fixed. Numbuh 4 was bored waitting for his candy, when numbuh 3 got in.

4 – It’s about time! Did you get my candy or not?

3 – Yep! And I’ve got something even better! Say hello to... (shows the kitty) Mr. Cutie Pie!

4 – A kitty? Why in the name of crud did you bring a cruddy cat to the treehouse?

3 – Mr. Cutie Pie isn’t cruddy! He was lost in an alley! If it wasn’t for me, he would probably die!

4 – Whatever... Just give me my candy!

3 – Sure! It’s right...

When numbuh 3 looked, the candy was on the ground and Mr. Cutie Pie was eatting it!

3 – Awww... Look at that! Mr. Cutie Pie must be hungry!

4 – AHHH! Kuki! Get your stupid cat away from my candy!

3 – Hum... Too late! He’s eaten it all! (giggles)

Mr. Cutie Pie- Burp!

Numbuh 4 was about to cry! Numbuh 3 noticed it, and wanted to make it up for him.

3 – Don’t worry, numbuh 4! I’ll got get you some more candy!

4 – Thanks...

3 – Just one tiney tiny little thing... (giggles) IF I COME BACK AND SEE EVEN ONE OF MR. CUTIE PIE’S HAIRS OFF OF HIM... I’M GOING TO KNOCK YOU UP TO NEXT WEEK! GOT IT?

4 – Hum... I...

3 – (with fire in her eyes) GOT IT?

4 – (nervously) Y-Ye-Yes...

3 – Bye, Mr. Cutie Pie!

She went off leaving numbuh 4 alone with the kitty. Numbuh 4 growned at Mr. Cutie Pie and sat on the couch to watch TV. While he watching a Wrestling Match, he eard a scratch. He looked behind the couch and saw Mr. Cutie Pie scratching it!

4 – Hey! Stop scratching the couch, you cruddy flee bag!

When Mr. Cutie Pie eard that, he jumped on to numbuh 4’s face and started scratching him!

4 – HEY! OW! GET OFF ME! OUCH! CUT IT OUT! OW!

Numbuh 4 caught the kitty and threw him to the ground! When Mr. Cutie Pie got up, numbuh 4 noticed that his eyes were red! Mr. Cutie Pie started getting bigger, and bigger, and bigger... When he stoped growing, he had turned into a giant panter!

4 – (nervous) Hum... Nice kitty! Nice Mr. Cutie Pie!

The monster started running after numbuh 4, that ran away and tried to hide! He ran to numbuh 3's room and they completely trashed the place! When Mr. Cutie Pie caught numbuh 4...

3 – I’m back!

The giant panter turned into Mr. Cutie Pie, again, and ran to hide under one of numbuh 3’s stuffed animals. Numbuh 3 got in, and she almost flipped when she saw the mess that was her room!

3 – (gasps and drops the bag of candy) What hapened to my room? Did a tornado pass in here?

4 – You’ll never believe what hapened! I was watching TV, and that stupid cat of yours...

3 – (gasps) Mr. Cutie Pie! Where are you?

Mr. Cutie Pie- Miau...

Numbuh 3 went to Mr. Cutie Pie, who was still covered by one of her stuffed animals and shacking, and picked him up.

3 – Don’t worry, Mr. Cutie Pie! Mommy’s here, now! (turns to numbuh 4) I thought I told not to hurt him!

4 – But I...

3 – NO BUTS! Get out of my room!

4 – But, Kuki...

3 – (with fire in her eyes) NOW!

Numbuh 4 ran out of her room, scared. Numbuh 3 putted Mr. Cutie Pie on the floor, and started cleanning her room. She was picking up one of her stuffed animals, when she eard a growl! She turned around and saw that Mr. Cutie Pie was now a giant panter!

3 – (scared) M-M-M-Mr. Cu-Cu-Cutie P-Pie!

He started chacing numbuh 3 around the treehouse and she started running away from him. She was able to escape his giant claws at first, but she continued to run.

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Outside the treehouse, numbuh 4 was watering daisys with a hose (because he was bored and dind’t had anything better to do), when the giant panter crashed trought the treehouse with numbuh 3 on his mouth.

4 – (gasps) KUKI! Allright, you stupid monster! Let go of her! (picks up a rock and trows it at him)

When the rock numbuh 4 trowed hitted the monster, the sound sounded like... Metal!

4 – What the...? It’s a robot!

3 – (still beeing holded by the giant panter’s mouth) Numbuh 4! Use the hose!

4 – What? Why?

3 – Robots are made of metal, right?

4 – Yeesss...

3 - Metal rusts with water!

4 – Oh, yeah! I knew that!

Numbuh 4 pointed the hose to the giant robot panter, and, with all the water, it stated rusting and falling in pieces. Numbuh 3 feel two, but numbuh 4 caught her just in time.

4 – You OK?

3 – Yeah... I’m sorry I dindn’t believe you...

4 – It’s OK... Now... Who do you think did this?

3 – I don’t know!

Sudenly, numbuh 4 saw a piece of metal with something written on!

4 – Hey, numbuh 3! Check this out!

3 – What is it?

4 – It says: “Property of The Delightfull From Down The Lane”!

3 – It was them?

4 – Figures! Lieve it to the Dellightfulls to make a giant robot meant for destroying us!

3 – So... What do we do now?

4 – Hum... I think I have an idea...

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At the Delightfull Children’s Mansion, somebody rang the door bell, and the Delightfulls answered it. The only thing they saw, was a little wrapped box.

DC- Oh, goody! A present!

When they opened it, they saw a little grey... Puppy!

DC- Oh, goody! A puppy! I thing I’ll call you... Dementor!

But then, the puppy started growing, and turned into a giant wolf!

DC- AHHHHHHHH!

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