Author's Note:

MY BOOTY SNICKLE SNICKLE! TOOTSWEET, C'MON!

Alright, now that I have your attention...

This will just be a bunch of oneshots, basically. Coming into these oneshots, there are some things you may care to know about them. I am a diehard Jack/Liz fan, so don't expect too much Willabeth. Sorry! I will not just focus on them, nor will I only focus on Jack Sparrow. He is my favorite character of all time, but I will not forget the others, either. Again, I am sorry, I do not much care for Will. I have no qualms with Orlando Bloom, in fact, I like him quite a lot. I don't hate Will, and I understand that he is necessary to the plot. I will more than likely even write a bit with solely him, and perhaps his father. Before each "chapter", I will tell you the pairings, and any warnings that may come with them, etc. I DO NOT WRITE SLASH! barfs

I am more than open to requests, and all reviews are welcome. I don't mind flames, either. Keeps me on my toes. :D

I hope you all might enjoy my bouts of nonsense!