Annie: Okay its an obsession and I just want to write some comedy for awhile but I think you'll like this a lot! It's crazy and I love my spinach! Read and Review! PLEASE! Or else you might discover the mutant spinach dancing on your toilet seat.

The sound village needs Therapy

Summary:

Follow me, Annie, as I give the members of the sound village some much needed therapy and find out about their darkest secrets! Along with my dancing Spinach! First Victim…Dosu! The Fluffy boy!

Chapter one

First subject: the fluffy boy!

"Hello everyone," a blonde haired girl with kitty ears greeted," I am Anniepopokios, but just call me Annie and I am here to give the members of the sound village some much needed therapy. I mean I've been watching them for a while and my suspicions have been approved, these people need help so now I have come to save them! With my (Cough cough) shrink license (cough cough) no I don't have issues…" long pause.

" Alright, we should find our first victim, I mean 'patient' not victim, no I do not hide mutant pieces of dancing spinach under my bed, that cannot be proven." Annie begins to shuffle through a desk filled with papers.

"AH HA! Here it is! The sound village, they need help you see so we must fly! COME SPINACH! WE MUST ROLL!" As if on cue a big crowd of spinach dressed in creepy pink clothes burst into the room and roll under the desk and start pushing it away, in the direction of the sound village. Yes, the crazy spinach and I are going to this village!

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Dosu fumbled around with a few spare coins in his pocket as he walked through the sound village. For some strange reason he had received a letter in the mail telling him to come here. He was supposed to meet some strange shrink named "Anniepopokios" he wondered who on earth would name their child that as he walked down the street. The letter had not given him an address but it had said that the place was easy to find so he just walked. Then suddenly, he saw something strange and something inside his gut, or maybe it was spleen, told him that it was her. Sitting at a desk on the side of the main road was a crazy looking woman surrounding by balls of dancing spinach! She clapped her hands and chanted "DANCE SPINACH DANCE!" and a person occasionally gave her a coin, amused and entertained by her mystical spinach.

He gulped down a lump in his throat which actually caused him to choke as he walked up to the desk, praying that this wasn't her. However, the sign on the desk reading "Anniepopokios, professional shrink" told him all he needed to know. Though the professional shrink part looked as if it had been written in blue permanent marker.

"Hello!" the blonde greeted, a dirty looking smile on her face," are you impressed with the spinach, they are my pets."

Dosu looked down at the things as they rolled around on the ground like they were possessed, then he turned back to Annie, a very sick feeling entering him.

"So you must be Dosu?" she asked and he nodded.

"Where is your office?"

"Office?" she asked him dumbly," oh I lost that to an incrazed pink dust bunny years ago, but we're not here to talk about that we're here to talk about you."

"Me? Why? Is there something wrong with me!" Dosu almost shouted making Annie nod and smile like she had a dirty little secret.

"Yes, but when I'm done your sure to feel like a new person so you can frolic about in fields of wild flowers and dance with my spinach! Oh yes and you'll be paying me by the hour." Dosu scoffed, annoyed by her dreams, and the fact that he need not want to frolic in flowers, they gave him hives.

"What do I pay you?"

"Oh I get paid usually in ice cream, Reese's peanut butter is my favorite kind but mint chocolate chip will do but no vanilla!"

"Where I am supposed to get ice cream!" Dosu cried, throwing up his hands.

"Not my problem but I always get paid." Annie smirked," Now sit down." Dosu looked around.

"Where?"

"ON THE DESK!" Annie suddenly snapped making him plop down on the desk, eying the spinach fearfully as it continued to dance its savage dance.

"So Dosu lets begin, first question, why did you decide to join Orochimaru?"

"I just did, is that such a crime plus he offered free poptarts for breakfast every morning!" Dosu licked his lips remembering the delicious poptarts.

"So you like poptarts then?"

"yes I mean no, my diet consists of healthier things." Dosu said suspiciously.

"Okay," Annie eyed the fluffy looking monster on his back, it appeared to be eating him or something like that because it looked like it was alive and Annie could swear it was moving.

"It has been rumored that you keep kittens hidden in that fluffy beast and eat them for dinner, is this so?"

"Who told you that?"

"I can't tell you, that’s illegal," a long pause followed her voice, Dosu was convinced, this woman was as mad as the spinach that had now starting gnawing on his shoes which was extremely creepy saying he was sure he'd seen large fangs hidden in that mass of spinach.

"I do not hide kittens in my fluffy; besides, Kittens are good for your colon." He said smartly, making sure nothing furry was sticking out of the large mass of fluff he carried around on his back.

"So you eat kittens do you," Annie snarled, her angry voice making the spinach dance more savagely then before," SPINACH! ATTACK!" Suddenly the mounds of green lettuce lunged at Dosu from all sides, engulfing him in a sea of green as he screamed in agony.

"GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF!" He screamed as if he was being attack by some mad creature and fell off the desk, the spinach gnawing at his fluffy and tearing it apart, pieces of cotton flying through the air. Annie smiled and suddenly clapped her hands., and the spinach returned to the dark shadows under the desk leaving Dosu sprawling out on the floor. Suddenly a swarm of adorable looking kittens burst from the remains of Dosu's fluffy and ran all around the street.

"KITTENS! GO BE FREE!" Annie cheered madly, standing up on her desk and dancing a little jig, sending the cowering spinach back out into the daylight as they also began to dance this wild dance.

"Just shoot me now," Dosu grumbled as he sat up. The dancing spinach began to roll around on the floor, doing a very lame impression of the worm as Annie joined in with the break dancing. A crowd of people began to gather, watching the insane woman and her fellow spinach buddies dance a big jig as Dosu only stared in horror, trying to find his "happy place."

"GO!GO GO GO!" the people chanted insanely and loud rap music began to play out of no where, the spinach and their master suddenly equipped with bling necklaces and "gangsta" apparel. The people around continued to chant as Annie grabbed a microphone out of nowhere and a spot light fell on her.

"ALRIGHT EVERYBODY!" she screamed into the mic, her body moving to the rhythm of the music as she began raping, Dosu covered his ears and whimpered.

"I went ta tha corner ta bye some FRIED CHICKEN!" Annie chanted," Had ta take it back cause it wasn't fingalicking!" For an insane shrink she was actually a pretty good rapper! The kittens joined din the circle around the people and also began to dance, then they noticed Dosu and began hissing wickedly.

"AHHH!" Dosu cried as they chased after him, sending him running through the sound village in many circles and a few triangles until the got bored and went to go eat some broccoli and popcorn in the alley nearby.

Dosu panted, out of breath as he collapsed on the floor, so thankful that those things hadn't torn him apart as he sat up and looked around, examining his new surroundings. The rap music had finally ceased and he could no longer hear the chanting so he felt a lot better. Than he stood up and his eyes feel upon something that made his stomach turn and flip flop in his stomach, it looked like a wooden desk and then his eyes fell open the horrible beast sitting in the chair behind it.

"Hello Dosu!" Annie cooed and the spinach squeaked with excitement.

"So when will you be paying me? My spinach does so get angry when they do not get their ice cream." Dosu felt near faint. The spinach was crawling up his legs with their invisible claws and squeaking like a mouse caught in a trap.

"WE WANT ICECREAM!" they screamed in high-pitched voices and right there, right then, Dosu fainted.

"Onto the next one!" Annie cheered with glee and drug his carcass out of the middle of the road as her spinach wailed for ice cream.

"Come on my minions! TO DAIRY QUEEN!" Annie squealed like a Sasuke fan girl and they were off to find the king of all frozen dairy treats, ice cream!

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Annie: Don't you worry, Dosu is not dead he just fainted! I think………………………….. Anyway I hope you enjoyed the first chapter not sure who I will interview next but if you have any suggestions I would love to hear them! I love my spinach and yes I know I am insane but isn't everybody? Next up we will have my famed assistant Insanity rise to help with my next victim…I mean test subject… no wait whats the word……….PATIENT! There it is, the spinach will be there too and Miss Insanity rise has dancing mushrooms, they are friends with my spinach! Prepare for more insanity in the next chapter! The thing about the kittens in Dosu's fluffy was thought up by me. Tillitah and Insanity rise! WE ARE GENIUS!

Spinach! REVIEW! (Squeaks and rolls around on floor!)