Sailor Moon---Definite Mockage.

A/N: I recall someone reviewing my Double Take fic, and recommending that if I brought Haruka and Michiru into the story, I should make it funny. Because you know those freaking flowers and sparkles that follow them everywhere like everyone else is too good to be followed by them? They suggested that I make sparkles fall in someone's eye or something else.

So, I'm typing the A/N and the boring disclaimer now, for when I'm on my next coffee high or something I'll run over here and type it.

I use -'s as actions most of the time. Like -flings self out window- . That'll help.

Okay. drinks coffee There's not really a plot to this. Just short little things that are meant to make you laugh, hopefully. My friends tell me I'm funny, so who knows. -shrugs-

Usagi: AHHH! IT'S THE EVIL MONSTER! -cowards in corner of garage- Wait. I'm supposed to do something...Oh yeah! Transform! -raises broach up- Moon Prism Power -drops broach- whoops! Hang on Mr. Monster.
-scrambles to grab it again- Okay. MOON PRISM POWER MAKEUP! -transforms- Now die MONSTER DUDE!

Monster: Actually I was wondering if I could get a job?

Usagi: O.O I dunno...Check the job listings in the paper?

Monster: No I kinda wanted a job at that shrine thingy?

Usagi: OH! REI'S PLACE!

Monster: Er...Yeah...

Usagi: Okay! Wanna go have breakfast or something and figure out a way to ask Rei?

Monster: Breakfast? It's 3 PM...o.O

Usagi: I know, but I just woke up! So it's breakfast for meeeeeeeeee!

Monster: O.o Whatever. -puts on suit and goes to breakfast-

-One Life to Live theme starts playing-

Hotaru: -dances around-Wait. I've died 7 times...O.o That can't be right. I should be -dies- X.

Usagi: What do you want chibi chibi?

Chibi Chibi: CHIBI CHIBI!

Usagi: You want...chocolate?

Chibi Chibi: CHIBI CHIBI!

Usagi: Well, I want chocolate. -eats-

Chibi Chibi: CHIBI CHIBI!

Usagi: Do you need to use the potty?

Chibi Chibi: CHIBI CHIBI!

Usagi: Mamoru is a hunky hunk?

Chibi Chibi: CHIBI CHIBI!

Usagi: Seiya is better?

Chibi Chibi: -makes an approving face- Chibi Chibi. -shocked again- CHIBI CHIBI!

Usagi: Uhhhh you want Luna?

Chibi Chibi: CHIBI CHIBI!

Usagi: My hair is pretty?

Chibi Chibi: CHIBI -window blows out and an asteroid blows up the earth-

Usagi: -wakes up one morning- Ah. Another beautiful...afternoon. -looks in mirror- OH MY GAWD I'M FAT! -giant usagi with tiny head and arms and legs stares at her-

Luna: Too much junk food. -shakes head- I warned you.

Usagi: -starts crying- -room floods- -Alice in wonder land sceen starts in which they're all floating in a giant sea panicing-

-Haruka and Michiru leave the park- -flowers and sparkles fly everywhere-

Minako: OH MY GAWD SOMETHING'S IN MY EYE!

Ami: O.o blink Hey Rei, there's something stuck in your nest you call hair.

Rei: WHAT DID YOU CALL MY HAIR? -chases after with a broom-

Ami: -tries to fight off Rei with textbook-

Makoto: Minako are you okay?

Minako: I THINK MY EYE'S BLEEDING!

Makoto: O.O

Ami: -breaks the broom with her text book- -Rei goes running- WAIT! THE FLOWER IS STILL IN THERE! -chases after-

Usagi: (dreaming) I'M FLYING! IT'S SUPER USAGI! -rips off clothes and flies around on her wings from the last StarS episode- MAMO CHAN! -flies toward him-

Mamoru: -eyes bleed- Fat. Rolls. Every. Where. -faints-

Dr Tomoe: Now that I have made this super evil concoction thingy I shall force feed it to my daughter and she will become the ultimate enemy for Sailor Moon and that darn cat too! MUWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
MUWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! ! MUWHAHAHA-cough hack sputter- Oh no I'm choaking on my -coughs more- my black face paint! I knew I should've let it dry damn it! -cough hack sputter die-

Nezu: Sure. Let all the other villains become human. What about me huh? I'm the cute one. I did MUCH less bad than those freaking Phantom Sisters ever did. And what happened to them? One of them fell in love. Ooooo love. Something that I'LL never HAVE because I'm a freaing GHOST now thanks to that damn Sailor Moon not making me human! GOSH! -looks at dead Tin Nyanko- NO YOU CAN'T HAVE MY TOTS! -storms off-

Sailor Pluto: Nu uh! You're not getting in through this time gate! I don't care if you're the QUEEN of Crystal Tokyo, I'm gonna beat you over the head with this staff! -beats- -poor person tries to protest- NU UH!
YOU CAN TALK TO THE LEFT HAND, 'CAUSE YOU'RE JUST NOT RIGHT!

A/N: Okay. It's now 10:30, I am very very tired, and I have school on Monday. So, I hope I got a laugh out of a few of you. Now off to bed with me!