|Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic: Light Side
Author: CyberneticMagician PM
KotOR story, Light Side ending. Better read if you haven't played up to the Leviathan. Humorus.Rated T for the word 'Damn'Rated: Fiction T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,453 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 08-22-06 - Published: 08-21-06 - id: 3115940
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Chapter One: The Endar Spire
"Woooooooooo! Woooooooo! Wooooooooo!"
The screeching alarm on the ship, Endar Spire, woke Yehoshua Skywalker from his sleep. The 20 year old man was handsome, with blue eyes, and hair that reached the back of his neck. His hair was golden-brown, shining amongst the twin suns of Deralia. He was only wearing a spandex sleep suit, covering only his neck to a foot below his buttocks. A man started to shake his arm.
"Come on dude, wake up!"
The man was regular size, with white hair, in a bowl cut. He was wearing standard republic uniform and was holding a blaster in each hand. His voice was gritty, like deep and light frequencies mixed together.
"Who are you?" said Yehoshua.
"I'm Trask Ulgo, second in command on the Endar Spire. There's a Sith Armada that's been attacking the Spire for a while. Come on, we have to find Bastila!"
"Who's Bastila?" asked Yehoshua
"Bastila Shan. She's the Jedi in charge of this mission. She's known for using her Battle Meditation, which can easily help win a battle. The Sith want to capture her so that they can win the war. Grab the supplies over there and gear up, we're going into battle."
Yehoshua picked up the two swords and put on his light armor. Trask ran up to the door and opened it. They both ran through the halls until they saw three sith soldiers attacking republic soldiers.
"For the Republic!" yelled Trask.
Yehoshua jumped over a Sith and plunged the swords in his skull. Trask charged a laser at a Sith and it missed, heading towards Yehoshua. Yehoshua, whacked it with his sword, deflecting it at a Sith, hitting him square on the crotch. Trask shot the Sith soldier rapidly until it was dead. Yehoshua ran over and took stuff from the dead bodies.
"That's really nasty." Said Trask.
"So? Free Cash!" said Yehoshua, holding up bunches of credits.
They continued to walk down the hall, fighting any Sith they encountered until the reached a blast door. Trask opened it, and saw two Jedi dueling.
"Look, a Dark Jedi! Better not get involved, we'd only get in the way."
They watched until the Light Jedi kicked her opponent in the chin and stabbed him with her lightsaber. Many blaster bolts then fried her, while many Sith walked over from the next corridor.
"Die!" screamed Yehoshua.
He lunged at a Sith Soldier and struck at his chest, but, the Sith blocked with his Vibro-Sword. He lunged again, stabbing it through the Sith, body on blade.
"Shishkabobs!" shrieked Yehoshua .
He continued to stab the sith until they were all dead.
"Dang man, how can six men fit on two swords?" asked Trask.
Yehoshua shrugged, and pointed forwards. "Hey, look, the bridge!"
They ran to the bridge and found only corpses.
"Damn!" said Trask. "Bastila must have gone to the Escape Pods already. Let's go!"
But before they could leave, a tall bald sith blocked their way.
"Go find Bastila, I'll hold him off. Go!"
Yehoshua was pushed out of the room before the blast doors closed. Yehoshua ran towards the Escape Pods until his hologram ring beeped. A hologram of a man popped up.
'This is Carth Onasi. The Sith up ahead will summon more soldiers if he sees you. Try to sneak by him.'
Yehoshua pressed a button on his belt and snuck by the guard. When he reached the room next to the escape pods, he opened the door and saw 7 guards.
"Meet, Mr. Shrapnel…" sang Yehoshua.
He threw a grenade at the sith, bombing them into oblivion. Carth opened the door and grabbed Skywalker.
"Come on, more Sith will come soon, we have to get of the Endar Spire."
Yehoshua nodded and jumped into the escape pod with Carth, blasting to the planet below, Taris.