Disclaimer: I own neither Xiaolin Showdown, nor You Spin Me Right Round by Dead or Alive. If I did own either of these, I would have an island where all the hot men have to walk around in tight, shiny pants.

Warning: this story contains strong innuendos and m x m relationships. If you are not comfortable with same sex material don't go any further. You've been warned, kiddies.

Ah, now with that unpleasant formality out of the way, hello and enjoy this little ficlit. It was a challenge by one of my friends to write a steamy scene in under 200 words. I did this in 156 baby, yah!

I WAS IN A RETRO MOOD! Forgive the song. It's old. It's lame. I know. But…but I heard it in a store and it wouldn't go away and it just fit SO perfectly. I apologize for my overwhelming lack of coolness. This is my first Xiaolin Showdown fic AND my first song fic, which I think turned out pretty well. To understand the ficlit, you'll have to include the lyrics into the story's plot. I thought it would be cool, because with other song-fics I've noticed the song and the story are separate. Here they're not. Aren't I learned:)

Legerdemain

By Ansuz

All I know

A flash of red and black, and gathering firewood was forgotten.

is that to me

It was windy, which only made his skin hotter.

you look like you're havin fun

"Xiaolin loser!" made Rai stand straight.

open up your lovely arms

"Pasty freak!" and Rai leapt but his toy slipped just beyond reach.

watch out here I come

Jack was above him, dolly face split by a carnivorous smile.

you spin me

Another mask for another game.

right round baby

"I want a lay not a wu!" Rai cried in frustration.

right round

Jack laughed when tanned hands grasped his ankles and earth swelled up beneath him.

like a record baby

Raimundo surged like the sea; fuelled by the rhythmic clink of Jack's belt against his shoes.

right round round round

White wandering fingers sought his shen gong wu.

I want your love

"Nice try" Rai gasped and sent those fingers wandering elsewhere.

Yummy. So what did you think? R+R always appreciated. I always think Jack's portrayed too easily as a total emotional wreck, which given his role in the show, is more likely than my scenario. But I like my deviant Jack and badass Raimundo, and I'm keeping them. They're schmexy. X3