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“So… how is the plan going?” Asked Neji. “Perfect.” Replied Lee. “They don’t expect a thing!” Added Gai. “Why were you and Lee running down the street yelling ‘All of hell shall break out and spandex will start falling from the sky?’” Asked Ashley. “You said what?” Growled Neji. “Uh… nothing!” Smiled Lee, though you could tell he was faking. “Wait, how did you find us!” Asked Neji. “Easy.” Replied Brie, “We walking through your door.” “It was unlocked.” Added Monica. “Lee! I told you to lock the door!” Snapped Neji. “But it’s the great Gai-sensei’s house, I thought he would lock it!” Whined Lee. “Learn to take responsibilities Lee.” Sighed Gai. “You’re one of the two who was shouting up and down the street telling everyone your plans.” I mumbled. “Well, that’s different.” Replied Gai. “How so?” Asked Lee. It took Gai awhile to answer, three days exactly. “Because I’m important!” Replied Gai. “Gai-sensei!” Shouted Lee. “Lee!” Shouted Gai. “Gai-sensei!” Shouted Lee. “Lee!” Shouted Gai. “Shut up will you, shut up!” Yelled Neji.

“Hey, Gaara said that in some video I saw.” I smiled. “Who cares?” Mumbled Lee. “He said it while slapping Sasuke.” I added. “Yay!” Smiled Lee. “I’m on the worst team…” Sighed Neji. “What’s that?” Said TenTen evilly while cracking her knuckles. Neji slowly turned around to find a very mad TenTen. “I-I didn’t m-mean e-everyone on the t-team.” Smiled Neji cautiously. “Yea, sure.” Growled TenTen, pulling Neji’s long hair, “I heard you, you sneak!” “Ow, TenTen!” Shouted Neji, “That really hurts, let go!” “What else have you been saying about me!” Demanded TenTen. “Nothing!” Replied Neji. “You sure!” Yelled TenTen. “I’d bet my life on it!” Said Neji, he was quite scared of TenTen. But most people would be if she were mad. “Good.” Smiled TenTen, back to normal. Neji was shivering in the corner… what a baby.

“What else is in this ‘plan’?” Asked TenTen. “Why should we tell you?” Mumbled Lee. TenTen started pulling Neji’s hair. “Lee! Tell her, tell her!” Shouted Neji. “NEVER!” Smiled Lee. “LEE!” Snapped Neji as TenTen pulled his hair more. “Wait, why are you pulling Neji’s hair?” Asked Monica, “Lee’s the one who made the comment.” “Cause his hair is easy to pull.” Replied TenTen, “It’s long.” “Makes sense.” Nodded Monica. “Please let go!” Growled Neji. “Not until Lee tells me what your up to.” Replied TenTen, tugging on his hair more.

Suddenly, there was a big ‘boom’. Everyone ran outside. The clouds were a gray-green color and the streets were deserted. “The plan’s starting!” Exclaimed Lee, running into the street. He started jumping like an idiot then Gai punched him. A second before Lee hit the ground, a truck ran into him and he flew 80 feet into the air and fell into the deserted bar. “Uh oh…” Mumbled Neji and TenTen. Then Lee ran out screaming ‘youth’ and stopped infront of everyone. He was quiet for a minute; it was scary. Then he fell backwards and broke out into hysterical laugher as green spandex jumpsuits starting falling from the sky. Gai then fell backwards, and like Lee, he started laughing hysterically.

“SPANDEX!” Shouted Gai. “YOUTH!” Exclaimed Lee. “Shut up!’ Growled TenTen, pulling Neji’s hair. “TenTen, please stop that!” Whined Neji. “I have a headache!” Complained Brie. “Stop yelling!” Ashley added. “SPANDEX!” Screeched Lee who was up to Monica’s face. “Ow… I think I’m deaf now.” Mumbled Monica, rubbing one ear.

Then a bolt of lightning hit Neji. “Ow.” I muttered. “Are you ok?” Asked TenTen. Neji was turning green! He started growing taller and taller and turned greener. “I… am… the… NEJI!” Roared Neji. “Oh my god, it’s the hulk!” Yelled Ashley, pointing at Neji. “Cool.” Smiled Brie. “I wanna poke him!” I shouted. “Me too!” Added Monica. Brie, Ashley, Monica, and I ran up to Neji and started poking his foot. “Must… kill… Hinata Hyuuga!” Moaned Neji, stomping away. “Good luck with that!” Shouted Brie, waving to him.

“Now for Lee…” Smiled Ashley evilly. “YAHOO!” Shouted Lee, going up to Ashley’s face, like Monica. “You spandex obsessed freak!” Screamed Ashley, pulling off Lee’s eyebrows. “They’re still there!” Gasped Dana. “EK!” Shouted Ashley. She stood there… frozen. “It’s miracle-grow!” Smiled Lee proudly, “I’ll always have these eyebrows! Just like Gai-sensei!” Then Ashley fell backwards, unconscious, but luckily TenTen caught her. “Surprisingly, this isn’t so weird.” Mumbled Monica, looking at the path that Neji destroyed. “Well, in the Naruto world, I’d guess it’s normal.” I said. “So true.” Giggled Monica.

Over with Neji: He was at the Hyuuga Main house and everyone inside was hiding and crying for their mommies. “Why was I here?” Neji asked himself. Hinata’s dad then came outside. “I’m sorry Neji, for mistreating the branch house!” He said, “I won’t do it again!” Neji just picked him up and ate him. “Tastes like… chicken.” Smiled Neji. Then Neji exploded and green goo covering the main house. “Neji-nii-san is… dead?” Mumbled Ninata. “YES!” Cheered Hinata. Hanabi and Ninata stared at her. Then Hinata started crying loudly, “DADDY’S DEAD!” “She’s impossible.” Sighed Hanabi. “Do you got her medication?” Asked Ninata. “Yep!” Smiled Hanabi. “NO!” Screamed Hinata who started running away. “Get back here!” Shouted Ninata. “NEVER!” Yelled Hinata.

Back to the others: “Hey.” Said Neji, walking out of Gai’s house. “Huh? Didn’t you turn into the hulk and run off to kill Hinata?” Said Gai. “What are you talking about?” Growled Neji. “Oh, nothing!” Smiled TenTen, bonging Lee and Gai in the head. “Whatever.” Sighed Neji. Then he slipped on a green spandex jumpsuit. He looked up, it was raining green spandex. “I won’t ask.” Mumbled Neji. “Neji’s sulking!” Laughed Brie. “Hyuugas don’t sulk.” Growled Neji. “Shut up Neji.” Mumbled Brie. “WEE!” Laughed Lee, hysterically.

Next, after the spandex and the hulk, was Gai’s addition to the plan. Hot girls in green spandex jumpsuits (Note the fact that they’re not hot anymore cause of the spandex) ran up to Gai and hugged him. “I love my life!” Shouted Gai. “NEVER!” Everyone looked up the street. There was Hinata running away from Ninata and Hanabi. Hanabi had a large needle in her hands. That said everything: Hinata was refusing her medication again so Ninata had to hold her down while Hanabi gave Hinata the medication/shot thing which was quite painful.

Ino then came up the other side of the road with Shikamaru and Chouji chasing her. Chouji had a large needle in his hands. That said everything: Ino was refusing her medication again so Shikamaru had to hold her down while Chouji gave Ino the medication/shot thing which was quite painful. And since Ino was running up the street and Hinata was running down the street, they hit a collision… like one of those trains on those stupid math problems that you can never solve. Math’s actually not so hard, but there are those evil times when you get a hard question those train ones and there are easy ones like two plus two. It’s obviously fish, duh. Anyways, back to the story.

Hinata and Ino hit while Hanabi shot Hinata’s medication threw Shikamaru and Chouji shot Ino’s medication threw Ninata. It hurt… a lot. So we know have Ashley, Ino, Hinata, Ninata, and Shikamaru unconscious… how pleasant.

Then the girls around guys disappeared and were replaced with Itachi and Kisame. “OH MY GOD!” I shouted. I ran up to Kisame and poked him. I then fell backwards in hysterical laughter, “I POKED KISAME!” Brie then went up to Itachi and flicked him on the forehead with the more serious matter. Three seconds after flicking him, Brie fell backwards in hysterical laughter. Then Kiba, Akamaru, and Shino walked down the street. “What’s going on?” Growled Kiba, “What’s with the spandex jumpsuits, LEE!” “What did I do?” Asked Lee innocently. Shino walked up to Lee and slapped him, “Screw you.”

Then there was a large bolt of lightning that hit everyone. When we all opened our eyes we were at school… in my world. Monica, Dana, Brie, Ashley, Jess, Temari, Kankuro, Gaara, Neji, Hinata, TenTen, Lee, Kiba, Shino, Itachi, Kisame, Ino, Shikamaru, Chouji, Sasuke, Sakura, and Naruto were standing in one room. “Please sit down.” Said one of the teachers. “YAY!’ Shouted Monica, Brie, Ashley, Dana, and me. “NO!” Shouted all the Naruto people.