So now it's time for..

Jecht: strolls over to 'the chair' and sits

Mysterious Voice: Know your stars, know your stars, know your star..

Jecht: I'm ready for whatever you throw at me.

Mysterious Voice: (throws a brick at his head)

Jecht: (dodges) I didn't mean it literally!

Mysterious Voice: Jecht..he's not ready.

Jecht: NOOO! I'm always ready! see?! I'm Ready, I'm Ready!

Mysterious Voice: Jecht...I just made him act stupid shouting out 'I'm Ready!'"

Jecht: Hey! that's not fair! and I'm not STUPID!

Mysterious Voice: Jecht..He likes tea parties with sissy pink frilly outfits and lifting up his pinkies and dolls.

Jecht: No I don't!

Mysterious Voice: Do too.

Jecht: No I don't!

Mysterious Voice: Do too.

Jecht: No I don't!

Mysterious Voice: Do too.

Jecht: No I don't!

Mysterious Voice: Do too.

Jecht: No I don't!

Mysterious Voice: Do too.

Jecht: No I don't!

Mysterious Voice: Do too.

Jecht: No I don't!

Mysterious Voice: Do too.

Jecht: No I don't!

Mysterious Voice: Do too.

Jecht: No I don't!

Mysterious Voice: Do too.

Jecht: No I don't!

Mysterious Voice: Do too.

Jecht: No I don't!

Mysterious Voice: Do too.

Jecht: No I don't!

Mysterious Voice: Do too.

Jecht: No I don't!

Mysterious Voice: Do too.

Jecht: No I don't!

Mysterious Voice: Do too.

(FIVE HOURS LATER...)

Jecht: No I don't!

Mysterious Voice: Do too.

Jecht: No I don't!

Mysterious Voice: Do too.

Auron: AHHHHHH! i can't take it anymore!

Mysterious Voice: Jecht...His favorite color is... YELLOW!

Jecht: Is not. I like red better.

Mysterious Voice: It's okay, theres no shame in liking yellow.

Jecht: But I don't!

Mysterious Voice: Jecht...He is a gingerbread man.

Jecht: (bites himself, no luck, flesh) Hey, I'm not a gingerbread man!

Mysterious Voice: And now you know Jecht the gingerbread man!

Jecht: I'M NOT A GING...(dissapears)

Mysterious Voice: (grins)

A/N:

So I'm haven't updated in like a year or something. I feel bad. (tears) But hopefully you didn't give up on me. I had a tough year and I just went to the only child to having three siblings. I hate them all and I have to take consuling because of it. Yeah..O.o I'm crazy. XD Oh well, I hope you like it. See ya the next time..I don't know who.