Home is Where the is

Sirius woke up screaming.

"All right, Padfoot?" asked a, Thank Merlin, familiar voice.

Sirius rolled across the bed, grabbing onto Moony's arm "I just had the most horrible dream!"

Moony nuzzled him comfortingly. "I hate nightmares too. They're such bloody wankers."

"Oh Moony, you know you're my mon amore, bon apetit. Je suis un loup garou."

"Oui oui. Voulez-vous coucher avec moi, ce sois, Padfoot."

They both gave eachother a thumbs up and said "All Right."

The End