Jossverse Drabbles Challenge: funny noncon

by Red Wolf

"I found you the mint condition, fully-articulated Captain Kirk action figure. You owe me."

"Can't I do something else?" There was a somewhat baffling British tradition at Watcher headquarters where anyone losing at table tennis, without scoring a point, had to run around the building naked. "What about a bollocky run?"

"As tempting as that is, no. You're going to chaperone my trainee Slayers on a shopping trip."

Xander sighed in defeat. "When they kill me in a sales stampede, I expect to be buried with Captain Kirk."

Andrew smirked in amusement. "Is there something you'd like to tell me?"