Disclaimer: The Gummi Bears and GI Joe do not belong to me. However no one in there right mind can say that this concept is not 100 Jarred Fouche' (ps...that's me :-D).

Note: Sorry it took like forever and a day to update this, I mean really. Deployment's been kinda stressful and I haven't really had the time to write that I wish I had. Though I will be trying to be less that you know 3 months between this and the next chapter. Though I make no promises.

Gummi Joes 2

"People actually dress like this where you're from? Here I thought humans couldn't get any odder looking," Gruffi Gummi said as he inspected the three new figures around him.

"Wait a sec, did you just say I was odd looking? I mean have you seen yourself lately? You're a talking teddy bear." Scarlett said, slightly offended.

"Actually it's Gummi Bear...who's Teddy Bear? I've never met him." Tummi, the large blue bear asked?

"This is gettin outta hand, I swear I think we're in La-La Land." Roadblock said speaking to Snake Eyes.

"La-La Land? I do believe your are slightly confused there, this is Dunwyn erm...uh...I didn't get your name," the bespectacled bear, Zummi correcting Roadblock.

"Oh I'm sorry, I'm Roadblock, that's Scarlett, and this is Snake Eyes...and I'm having slight troubles figuring this out. What exactly is a Gummi Bear.?"

"Why, we are. But now dearies I do believe we should get somewhere else before Igthorn and his cronies return. Follow us." Grammi Gummi took point, uneasily the Joes followed.

Gruffi merely spoke to himself under his breath, "Roadblock? Snake Eyes? Not only are they odd looking, they've got weird names."

Snake Eyes glared in his direction, apparently hearing Gruffi. Gruffi merely coughed as if he was clearing his throat.

Back in the Joe's homeworld

"Commander the machine was a success, three Joes down. Sadly though Duke was not with them." Zartan spoke as he stood before the hooded guise of Cobra Commander.

"Exxxxcellent Zartan, soon our plan will come into fruition. The Joes with not stand in our way this time. Mwahahahaha"

Way Elsewhere, aka Dunwyn, again. Duke Igthorn's castle

"Those blasted Gummies. They are always interfering. Curse them." Duke Igthorn paced back and forth angrily, "TOADWART! Come here quickly, I need something to hit."

"Coming Dookie..." the small green ogre came forth.

Duke Igthorn waited as Toadwart kneeled in front of him, then hammer fisted him over the top of the head. Toadwart fell to the ground, then got back to his feet.

"That's better. Thank you Toad."

"Anytime.." Toadwart said groggily still unable to speak clearly.

"Now we must find out who those strangers were, and how they got here. Perhaps it is something I can use to finally conquer Dunwyn."

"Excellent plan Dookie, I'll send the ogres to look around."

"Very well"

Gummi Glenn, the home of the Gummi Bears

"Why are we blindfolded again?" Scarlett asked as she was lead through a low doorway.

"Sorry, but we can't have the location of our home become common knowledge. I'm sure you understand." Grammi Gummi said, "Now how about something to eat?"

"Food? Yum, Grammi's cooking is the greateast." the voice of Tummi said as he began removing the blindfolds from the 3 strangers.

"Zummi! Zummi! Something happened when we were out today, there was a loud explosion and...and..." a new voice appeared, sounding like the voice of a young boy.

"And Cubbi is trying to say that's why I beat him," another voice, "Wait a sec who are these people?"

The source of the two new voices became apparent. One was a small pink bear, with an overly large hat, a large feather protruding from it, and on his side he wore a wooden sword. The second was a human male, early teens wearing a blue tunic with his hair tussled.

Before anyone could answer Grammi returned to the room, several plates of different foods apparent, "I hope everyone is good and hungry. Cubbi give me a hand," Grammi spoke to the pink bear, "And Cavin it's good to see you again as well," she motioned towards the human teen.

Everyone eventually sat down as Grammi served helpings of some type of stew to everyone there. The Joes were at first apprehensive until Roadblock tasted first. The shocked look on his face suprised everyone.

"This...is...delicious," Roadblock said as he ate, "Is that oregano and basil I taste?"

"Why yes it is Mr. Block. I take it you know your seasonings?" Grammi said a hint of pride over her face.

"It's Roadblock, one name. And yes I'm a bit of a cook back home." Raodblock glowed.

"Really? I'm impressed."

The pink bear, Cubbi, was looking at Snake Eye's katana where the two of them were seated. He looked at it questioningly.

"What kind of sword is this? Are you a knight or something?" Cubbi asked.

"The sword is a katana, and we're all kind of like knights I guess. We're part of a Special Forces Unit in the US Military. Soldiers." Scarlett said, "He doesn't talk much," she said as when she noticed Cubbi looking in her direction.

Snake Eyes nodded in the direction of the young bear. He motioned the hilt of the sword toward Cubbi. Cubbi cautiously reached for it.

"Wow, this is light. Way lighter than those swords King Gregor's men use. Can I let Cavin see it?"

Snake eyes nodded a yes. Cavin took the blade from Cubbi's hands, expecting to feel the bulk of the broadswords he was familiar with.

"Cool," Cavin stepped away from the table and swang the sword slowly a couple of times, swinging it like a braodsword.

Snake Eyes stood up from the table and walked towards Cavin, standing behind Cavin he used his own hands over the youth's, showing him the proper way to hold the sword, as well as the proper slashing motion.

Gruffi shook his head in frustration.

Everyone finished their meals as Grammi asked Tummi to give her a hand with the dishes. Roadblock offered his services as well.

Snake Eyes allowed himself to be blindfolded again as he followed Cubbi and Cavin outside of the Gummi's home.

"So...um...yeah..." Scarlett looked around the room. Her eyes focusing on Sunni, the young, yellow female bear.

"You're really a soldier? Wow, that's kind of different. I mean I'd rather be a princess or something. You know with others to fight for me, but I guess anything is possible. Cala likes to fight to." Sunni said.

"Cala? Is she a ted...Gummi as well?" Scarlett asked the young bear.

"Heaven's no. She's the King's daughter, you know the Princess of Dunwyn. Also one of my good friends to." Sunni smiled, as if bragging.

"Really? I'd like to meet her."

"Maybe you can tomorrow, but you're going to have to get some normal looking clothes if you plan on moving around during the day. You guys kind of stand out." Sunni said matter-of-factly.

"Or as Gruffi says, we look odd," Scarlett smirked jokingly.

"And I still stand by that." Gruffi's voice came from nearby, "Anyway Zummi said he was able to get a hold of a few things for you all to change into. So come on."

"Is he always that friendly?" Scarlett whispered towards Sunni.

Sunni laughed quietly, "Nah, you should see him when he's in a bad mood."

Joe's world again...Joe headquarters

"COBRA!" The familiar cry rang out as countless, facelss Cobra troops followed their speech impedemented (I don't think that's a real word, nor do I care) leader.

"Yo Joe!" Came the response, as a large number of GI Joe Special Forces Unit members engaged the Cobra troops.

Unbeknownst to the Joe's though a small number of Cobra troops had managed to sneak into their base, disguised as DOD (Dept of Defense) civilians. The troops being the Baroness as well as 2 Cobra Shock Troops and Zartan, in his Hi-Tech disguise again.

"Do you know vat we are doing here Zartan?" The Baroness spoke, her raven hair covered in a blonde wig.

"Of course, and it would be in your best interest to remember I am Hi-Tech here." Zartan hissed towards her.

Troop number 1232 and 14598 walked behind the two Cobra troops with names, 1232 asked his partner, "What are we doing?"

"I think we're going to try and trap Duke and whomever else we can get a hold of." 14598 replied.

"So, Plan Alpha dash 12 again huh? We really need to get more original." 1232 said."Yup."

Duke came running around the corner almost running into the 4 Cobra troops, "Oh Hi-Tech,there you are. Have you seen Snake Eyes, Scarlett or Roadblock. Cobra is here, the other Joes have it under control, but they haven't checked in."

"Actually yes, they were in my lab earlier. Let's go and see if they're still there. My assistants will be coming as well.

"No problem,"

Duke followed Hi-Tech/Zartan as well as Baroness/hot blonde chick. 1232 and 14598 behind him.

Approaching the lab Duke followed Hi-Tech in. And before he knew what hit him, Zartan through a gas pellet knocking Duke unconcious. Conveniently he as well as 1232 and 14598 had a mask, and unfortunately for her The Baronness did not. Too bad. Zartan smiled as he had the troops toss the two bodies into the transporter room. With a flick of a switch the machines buzzed and the bright light flashed, and the room was empty.

Dunwyn...once again...

The ogres looked around for any sign of the strangers they had fought earlier. Then a bright light appeared and two new bodies appeared. A blonde man, in his 30's and an exotic looking woman, who had a blonde wig hanging loosely off her head.

One of the ogres, a purple one, we'll call him Ugnot, lifted the wig and placed it over his head. Laughing stupidly, "Look at me, I'm Princess Cala. Oh no the ogres are coming," he laughed his ape-like laugh again.

The other ogre, a green one, let's call him Nogut, laughed hysterically and Ugnot's joke.

The two ogres became so preoccupied with the wig they didn't notice the two bodies begin to stir.

"Vat are those? Where am I?" The Baroness looked around confused.

"What the...Baroness!" Duke didn't even notice the ogres at first, "Oh My God."

Simultaneously Baroness and Duke said, "Zartan."

"Wait did they call themselves Ogres?" Duke heard the ogres talking

"I tink so." The Baroness replied, "We should probably go before we are caught."

"Yeah. You think they'll notice?" Duke looked to the woman he usually fought against.

Just then the Ogres looked their way as Duke and the Baroness began to run

"Get 'em!" Nogut said

"They noticed," Baroness replied.

"Now we know," Duke said.

"I swear if you say knowing if half the battle I'll feed you to them," Baroness glared at the Joe.

Duke just nodded his confirmation, "Now let's run."

TBC