ALRIGHTY. Second last chapter. Not that anybody cares.

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Beth was gone, Sarah and Jareth got married, I was sitting there with my mouth open, really craving chips, David was just... there, Celia was clinging to Maury's arm like a madwoman and everyone else was cheering. For what? I duno.

Celia stood up, snapped her fingers, and tried to get the priest-ish type dude's attention.

It worked.

"Yes?" He said it like one of those creepy butlers in movies.

"Maury and I want to get hitched!" She announced.

"Um, excuse me?" I asked.

"Oh, don't worry Abbie, you can be my maid of honour." That's SO not what I was worried about.

I grabbed Celia's boney hand and pulled her away from the crowd, "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU THINKIN'? HE'S LIKE FIFTY BILLION YEARS OLDER THEN YOU! GOSH, KID, YOU'RE NOT EVEN DONE YOUR FIRST YEAR OF HIGHSCHOOL!"

"It's no different than if you were marrying David Bowie." She replied calmly.

"Oh, well, yea, I guess that makes sense, EXCEPT I'M NOT GETTING MARRIED TO HIM!" I was a little mad.

"I don't care what you say, I'm getting married to him." She pushed me away and stomped over to the alter and proceeded to get married. I was pretty dang sure that Celia drugged Maury, you never know that child has up her sleeves. I mean, c'mon, you can hid anything in puffy sleeves.

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I covered my eyes while Celia made the biggest mistake of her life. Sarah and Jareth disappeared somewhere after they got hitched, but came back before Celia and Maury said their vows, which, might I add, were very long and boring, their clothes were ruffled and Jareth was wearing red lipstick. I bit my hand to stop me from laughing, I just shook instead, and probably looked even more foolish.

Everyone was happy and cheering again, this time for Celia and Maury, who looked stoned, until one rather large woman wearing a purple gown screamed. I covered my hears and looked around to see what she was screaming about. I saw nothing. It wasn't until everyone crowded around David and I and a man standing to my right said that David was impersonating the king, that I clued into what was going on.

I zone out a lot.

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DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNN.

Celia and Maury? WTFH? Isn't he married? Oh well, it just sort of happened.
We seriously need to bring Beth back into this, like, pronto.