Lmao, I thought this up at four in the morning when I suddenly woke up. I don't know, I just was randomly inspired. So…yeah…lol. And this fic is sort of a sequel to "Our Fans". It's dedicated to "I-am-retarded" aaaaaand…h/o lemme check… "Narutard45" aaaaand…. "amylovestakuya" aaaaaaaand…anyone else who liked the story before this…lol…I dunno any of you people but it's GREAT knowing that I'm okay at writing! YAY!

The saddest part of a fanfic is the disclaimer. I DO NOT OWN NARUTO! But technically, I own some of the random neighbors, fans and the tree outside of Tenten's window! YAY! But that's about it. Lol.

OH! When you people review, could you please tell me how to make a chapter story? Since I hardly ever check my email, writing the directions to doing that in a review would really make my life easier. PLEASE! TELL ME THE SECRET! Lol, I'm not desperate, I swear…

Tenten didn't normally stay up this late. It wasn't her fault! That stupid white-eyed ninja was on her mind again. Yes, it was his entire fault. She blamed him completely.

But she had a VERY good reason to blame him! Yes, a very good reason indeed: she was madly in love with him and she couldn't stand it.

I hate him, Tenten thought, narrowing her eyes, I hate him. I hate him. I hate him. I hate him. I HATE HIM. Curse him forever for doing this to me. Ugh, get out of my head, you stupid prodigy! GET OUT! Why won't you leave! GO AWAY! GET OUT OF MY HEAD, YOU STUPID HYUUGA NEJI!

She groaned and tossed a little in her silky bed, looking at the clock. It read 1:01 a.m.

Great, she thought, rolling her dark brown eyes, another sleepless night due to the infamous Hyuuga Neji…

Unbeknownst to her, said prodigy was right outside her window.

Okay, this only happened once before, and he was not proud of it…well, maybe it happened more than once…but he certainly was not proud of it! Spying on his teammate was just plain creepy and deceitful. Then again, he never got caught all of those other of thousands times he watched her. So maybe he was a bit proud…

There he stood in a large tree just outside her second story bedroom window, gazing at her with his white eyes.

Tenten shifted and Neji lightly smiled. Her breathing was nice and slow as her chest rose and fell in sequence with it. Her face looked distressed as though she were thinking about something.

"Neji-kun…" she groaned, "Get out of my fricking head you idiot."

He cocked an eyebrow up - this was interesting. Of all the times he had come to watch her, he had never heard her mutter his name. And he wasn't complaining about it.

"Neji-kun," she moaned, tossing in her silky sheets, "I curse you so much."

What did I do? He thought, tilting his head in confusion.

"Neji-kun!" screamed a few shrill voices, "Neji-kun! Get out here! We love you Neji-kun! Where are you?"

Tenten sat up in her bed and looked out her window. Luckily for Neji, she didn't see him hide behind some branches.

"Idiotic girls," she said, getting up to walk to her window, "CAN'T YOU FREAKS SEE I'M TRYING TO SLEEP?"

"Neji-kun is missing from his home!" they cried, running to her house, "Have you seen him?"

"Probably running off to escape you," she muttered, "Sorry, I haven't. Now leave! I'm trying to sleep!"

"Neji-kun!" the women screamed, running off and away.

Neji winced and made sure his body was completely behind the body of the tree he was in. His left hand held onto the tree, while his two feet rested on a branch.

"Neji-kun!" they screamed, "Neji-kun!"

Curse Sasuke and Sakura for getting together, he thought, I don't know why their fans decided to pick Tenten and I, but chasing after me at this late of an hour? Come on!

The fans' voices died down and he sighed from relief, his white eyes looking back into his teammate's bedroom window.

She lay there in her blue bed, just flopped out peacefully. Her hair was in two buns as usual. He knew that she normally let it down while she slept but she had been so tired from training the day before that she didn't bother.

He held back a blush from embarrassment. He was a stalker.

No, Neji thought, shaking his head, I am NOT a stalker. I'm just…looking out for her. After all, she does have a wild mob of men after her 24/7.

He took note of how the moonlight looked, shining on her face. He couldn't help but admire her. Neji wasn't one for romance and he wasn't going to go on about Tenten's "luscious locks of hair tied tightly into buns while her body just screamed for him to hold her passionately." He snorted. No, no he would not sink that low.

He just…liked looking at her. She was the perfect fighting machine and he loved that about her. Her destructive nature attracted him but he liked it when she was sleeping and peaceful. It let him really look at her.

He noticed everything about her. And no, he wasn't using Byukagan.

She rolled her eyes at her thoughts and he smirked.

Nothing can ruin this moment, he thought.

"I LOVE YOU, TENTEN!" screamed a male's voice.

Except for that.

His eyes shot down to see at least fifty men crowded on her lawn with gifts for her.

Why hadn't he noticed it? His eyes looked back at the almost asleep kunoichi. Oh yeah…she almost always made him let his guard down.

He decided to hide further in the tree from her view.

"WE LOVE YOU TENTEN!" all of her fan boys screamed.

Tenten shoved her head under her pillow and groaned as she looked at her alarm clock for the time.

"Go away!" she yelled, moaning as she got out of her bed and walked to her window. Her eyes met with at least fifty fan boys holding flashlights. "GO AWAY, YOU FREAKS! IT'S ONE O'CLOCK IN THE MORNING, AND I SO DO NOT NEED THIS!"

"We love your pajamas!" screamed some men, eyeing her.

Tenten twitched and looked down, blushing. What? She liked sleeping in a sports bra and military combat sweatpants. So what if it showed off her strong six pack and her amazing shape? She liked it due to the comfort- and no it was not to impress a certain white-eyed prodigy in case he ever had an emergency to get her in the middle of the night. Of course not.

"They're very attractive!" screamed a boy.

"Thanks," she snapped, "Now leave!"

A few neighbors were turning on their lights, yelling about noisy people. They walked outside, carrying canes and shook them at the fans.

"NO!" they screamed, "We love you!"

Tenten rubbed her temples and silently cursed. She so did not need this.

Feeling her way around her dark room, she slammed into her dresser. Now, any normal person would have clothes, stray hair things, or even a diary hidden in it. But did Tenten? Oh no, she had…

"DIE!" she screamed, running back to the window with every weapon imaginable. "ALL OF YOU MUST DIE!"

Kunai was chucked from her hands while shuriken was thrown at amazing speed. Knives, scissors, and swords- anything pointy and sharp was flung out the window and at the fan boys.

A few caught them and kissed the place where she touched it. That action creeped her out which caused her to become more violent.

Surprisingly, Tenten found herself weaponless quickly and she was running out of ideas.

Some men had already begun to climb her walls and up to her room. She screamed and threw some of her high-heeled shoes at them. Sadly she didn't have that many.

What should I use, she thought frantically, what should I use? WHAT SHOULD I USE?

Her eyes locked onto the bedside dresser and she grinned.

The next thing her fan boys knew, a white, small table was thrown out of her window and knocked out a few of them.

"BULLS EYE!" she yelled, laughing maniacally. "THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR STALKING ME!"

Everything she had was thrown out of the window. Clothes hangers, photo albums that had only pictures of Neji in them (though she kept at least four albums of him under her pillow and would never throw those out), books, a CD player, glue, pencils (which gouged out a few men's eyes), and anything she could get her hands on (except the clothes. The perverts outside would love that.)

As she threw the last thing outside (a lamp), she looked around for anything more to chuck out.

The only thing left was her bed. With a bit of difficulty, she dragged it to the window and laughed crazily.

"You know," said a male voice, "I don't think that's going to fit through the window."

She looked up to find Neji standing in her room.

"How'd you get in!" she screamed, "SHOOT! THEY'RE GOING TO COME UP! QUICKLY, NEJI, TELL ME! HOW DID YOU GET IN? WE NEED TO BARRICADE WHERE YOU CAME FROM!"

Neji pointed to the other window that she had completely ignored throughout her whole violent rampage. Some fan boys tried climbing up the tree outside, but the branches were too high for them. Besides, they weren't smart enough to power chakra to their feet and walk up it.

"What are you doing here?" she asked, walking to him.

"I have fan girls of my own," he said, "They were annoying. I came here in order to escape them. This is the one place they won't go."

Some chanting of his name was heard and Tenten looked down to see at least seventy women outside of her house.

"Want to bet?" she asked, eyeing Neji annoyed. "What the heck are we going to do? There's an army of fans out there, ready to rip off our clothes!"

Neji coughed and held back a blush from the imagery.

"Calm down," he said, "You're not acting like yourself."

"I haven't had a wink of sleep for weeks," she said, poking her finger into his chest, "That's why. And it's all thanks to you."

"Tenten," he sighed, "What did I do now?"

"You won't leave me alone!" she yelled, glaring his way.

"Fine," Neji said, turning to leave, "I'll go then."

"No," Tenten groaned, being unreasonable, "You won't leave my thoughts! I fully blame you for my lack of sleep."

Neji smirked and turned to face her.

"So it's my fault you think about me," he said.

"Yes!" she shrieked, "And now I have stalker men trying to get into my house plus all the women of Konoha after my blood for hanging out with you! It's all your fault, so shut up and help me chuck my bed out the window."

Tenten tried shoving it into the window, only making dents in the wall around it.

"Tenten," Neji said, rolling his eyes, "Do you want me to take care of this for you?"

"Yes," said she, "Thank you. Just help me lift this side and-"

"No," he muttered, impatiently, "Do you want me to take care of your fan situation?"

"Yes!" she screamed, "Let the blood bath begin!"

Neji smirked. This would be fun.

From happiness of Neji's help, Tenten accidentally slammed the bed into the wall, causing it to crash and destroy her room. The bed fell down to the ground as she stared at the huge hole in her wall. The debris of the demolished wall tumbled down on a few fans, and accidentally killed an old man who was screaming, "Hey you rotten kids! Keep it down!"

All of the fans cheered, screaming when they saw Neji and Tenten in full view.

"…You're staying at my place until you get that fixed," Neji said, glaring her way, "You aren't sleeping here with that huge gaping hole in your wall. Enemies can easily attack you."

"O-Okay," Tenten replied, scared of Neji's glare.

"I'll be back in one minute," he said, jumping down.

He cracked his knuckles and smirked. All of Tenten's fans sweat dropped. They tried running. Unfortunately, Neji was feeling really violent.

Tenten stared in awe as he bloodied up her front yard.

"Can he do that?" she asked, "I mean, this story is supposed to be rated only T…"

All the survivors that were left were Neji's fan girls.

They were still cheering his name, much to Tenten's annoyance as Neji came back to her bedroom.

"Finished," he said, looking back down at the men on the ground, groaning from pain.

"…Can I take care of your fans?" Tenten asked, innocently.

Neji smirked.

"Be my guest," said he, handing her his own kunai.

She grinned and jumped down to where the women were.

Seeing Tenten with a weapon in her hand, all of Neji's fans screamed and ran away in an instant.

Tenten blinked twice.

"What!" she yelled, "Come on! All I want to do is mess with your faces! That and kick your butts! Come on! Get back here, you cowards!"

She sighed in disappointment and Neji hopped down to her side.

"I was hoping there was going to be blood," she groaned.

"I know," said Neji, rolling his eyes. He was disappointed too.

There was a moment of silence.

"Want to go track them down and cause them to bleed to death?" Tenten asked, grinning evilly.

Neji smirked.

"I thought you'd never ask, but first…"

He caught her lips in his and smirked as she returned the kiss.

Neji slowly pulled away.

"I like your pajamas," he said, "They're very destructive looking."

He looked her up and down before chasing after his fans.

"Thanks," Tenten said dazed.

She heard a scream from pain and glared in the distance.

"Neji-kun!" she screamed, "I want a shot at massacring them! Wait! Neji-kun! DARN IT! GET BACK HERE YOU EVIL FANS SO I CAN KILL YOU ALL!"

She whipped out a pitch fork from nowhere and ran after them, cackling all the way.

And so, as we all stare in awe as the blood bath commences, Tenten and Neji continue their path of destruction with nothing but love and pure joy in their eyes.

OKAY THEN. Please remember to tell me how to do a chapter story! I'll love you people forever if you do! Thanks! Oh, and FYI, if you flame me… -glares- I will track you down and do what Neji and Tenten did to their fans. :) So it'll all be good! Thank you!