KIDS NEXT DOOR

Operation: G.I.R.L.

Goofy and

Irritating

Rebell gets

Ladyfied

Everything was peacefull in sector V’s treehouse. Until...

3 – AHHHHHHHHHHHH!

The team was in the living room, and they rushed to her room when they heard her scream.

1 – What is it numbuh 3? Grandma Stuffum? Count Spankulot? The Common Cold?

3 – C... C... COCKROACH!

She pointed to a cockroach that was in the corner of the room.

1 – A cockroach? That’s why you screamed? Because of a stupid cockroach?

4 – (laughs like crazy)

5 – What’s so funny?

4 – (trying to calm down) That’s not a cockroach!

1+2+3+5- Huh?

4 – That’s just a plastic toy! (picks it up) See? I just put it here to prank you! (laughs like crazy)

3 – (growls) You...

4 – (trying to calm down) You’re just too easy, numbuh 3! (notices that she isn’t there) Where did she go?

Numbuh 3 returned to her room with a broccoly on her hand.

4 – AHHHHHH! BROCCOLY! (runs out of her room screaming)

3 – Sometimes I wish numbuh 4 could feel what it’s like to be a girl...

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Numbuh 4 was walking down the street with his hands on his pockets and mumbling some words, when he bumped into a lady.

Lady- Who dares bump into Madame Carmen?

4 – Move it or lose it, lady!

Madame Carmen- Humph! What an ill behaved little boy!

4 – Whatever... Now move, lady! I ain’t got all day!

Instead, Madame Carmen put her hand on her jacket and took out a cristal ball.

Madame Carmen- I see that you are called Wallabee Beatles, you are 10 years old and you are from Australia...

4 – How did you...

Madame Carmen- Silence! I also see that you are one of those boys that thinks that girls are useless, but you have a crush on a sweet Japanese little girl...

4 – What of it?

Madame Carmen put her cristal ball back in jacket, raised her hands and started saying some magic words.

Madame Carmen- With my amasing powers

Of black magic and a twirl

I order you turn this bad boy

Into a nice and sweet little girl

4 – What?

Madame Carmen- Not done! This curse can only be broke

When he learns the lesson of girlhood

And when he finnaly finds out

That his love equally loves him good

4 – “The lesson of girlhood”?

Madame Carmen snaped her fingers and numbuh 4 fainted.

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Three hours later, numbuh 4 woke up. He had a really strong headache. He was in front of a mirror store. He looked in front of a mirror, and...

4 – AHHH! I’M A GIRL!

It was true. He had short blonde hair, a pink t-hirt, a pink skirt and purple sandals.

4 – I have girl hair, girl clothes... I even have girl voice! What will I... (gasps)

Numbuh 3 was skipping down the side walk. She noticed the girlyfied numbuh 4.

3 – Hi! Are you new in town?

4 – Hum... Yeah! I just moved in from... Hum... Pitsburg!

3 – OK! I’m Kuki! And you?

4 – I’m... Hum... Wendy! I’m Wendy!

3 – Nice to meet you, Wendy! You want to be my friend?

4 – Sure!

3 – Let’s go to the carnival!

They went to the carnival and had lots of fun. At the end of the day, they were sitting on a park bench and eating ice cream.

3 – Today was fun!

4 – Yeah!

3 – You know... You kind of reminde me of some one...

4 – I do?

3 – Yeah... I’ll tell you something, Wendy... There’s this guy that like... And I mean LIKE like! Maybe even love...

4 – What? I mean... Really?

3 – Yeah... But... I don’t if he likes me two...

4 – Hum... I know it’s not of my business, but... Who is he?

3 – (sighs happily) Wallabee Beatles...

Numbuh 4 dropped his ice cream. He started to feel burns in his stomach.

3 – Are you OK?

4 – (with pain) Yeah... I’m fine... I just have to... Go to the bathroom... (runs away)

3 – OK... Weird...

Numbuh 4 went behind a bush, and when he knew it, he was back to his blonde bowl cut haired, orange hoodie jacketed, jeaned and white sneackered self.

4 – I’m a guy, again!

He walked to numbuh 3.

4 – Hey, numbuh 3!

3 – Hi, numbuh 4! Have you seen a girl pass by you? She said she was going to the bathroom, but I think she was running away from me!

4 – (lying) Nope! Haven’t seen anything!

3 – OK... Why did she run away from me?

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The next day, numbuh 4 went into numbuh 3’s room. She was playing with her Rainbow Monkeys.

4 – (knocks)

3 – Who is it?

4 – It’s me! Numbuh 4! Can I come in?

3 – Sure!

He got in and sat down on the floor, next do numbuh 3.

4 – Listen, numbuh 3... I’m sorry about that whole cockroach thing, yesterday...

3 – It’s OK... I forgive you!

4 – Thanks...

3 – (smiles)

4 – (blushes) Listen, numbuh 3... I...

Before he could finish, the alarm went off, and they ran off for another action packed battle.

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