Why yes, it is more super short, late night stupidity courtesy of Techie, thanks so much for asking. This one's a bit...erm...on the weirder side than usual, because I'm playing with the bounds of reality...MUAHAHAHA!

Oh, and it's -le over exaggerated gasp- an episode tag (!) for 'Sanctuary'. Kinda...sorta...it'll make sense when you read it. At least, I hope it'll make sense. And I'm stalling, aren't I? Yes...ok, I'll shut up now.

McKay held it in just as long as he possibly could. He really, really did.

He was never particularly known for his self control when it came to keeping things to himself, but this time he really tried to keep his trap shut. He was a professional, and honestly, to say what he was thinking when that cleric had dashed away, wouldn't have come off very well.

But when Zarah, one of the Abbots of Proculus walked right up to the team, ready to welcome them to this untouched world, his bright red robes billowing behind him majestically, the physicist just could not stop himself.

"Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!" He shouted, pointing at the red robed man accusingly.

"CUT!" The director shouted before rounding on the actor who had spoken out of turn, "Hewlett!"

"What?" He asked innocently, ignoring the snorts, snickers and giggles from the cast and crew around him.

A vicious glare from the director was his only reply.

"Oh come on! I can't be the only one who was thinking it!"

A/N:I can't believe I did an episode tag. Thankfully, it was a tag done Techie style, and therefore not cliche and horrible in that 'look at me rewrite canon and make the ship I like come out on top!' way that most tags are done. I still feel like I'm sorta betraying my ideals though...what with the tagger scene I wrote for 'When Plot Bunnies Attack' and all...-grimace-

Oh God, but I couldn't stop myself! I COULDN'T! I got to watch 'Sanctuary' for the first time just a couple of weeks ago (I missed quite a bit of the first season, which I was unaware of, it turns out. Shameful, I know) and I swear to you, when I saw Zarah heading towards the camera in that red robe, the first thing that popped into my head was 'NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!'

Which I proceeded to shout at the top of my lungs as I sprang from my chair and pointed at the screen...startling the hell out of the neighborhood, I'm sure.

I have to be the strangest person I know. However, my peculiarites sure do make for compelling readin' don't they?

That was a plug to read my other silly stories, in case you couldn't tell...

Show me the love -holds out hands expectantly-