Disclaimer: Uh...I kinda kidnapped K. Masashi and so now...I own all the characters. Especially Shino. ‘Cause he's sexy. No matter what you say Sargie!

Warning: YAOI LEMON! You don't like it? Then you're either crazy or homophobic. Because two hot dudes :slap: is sexy. Like melt in your mouth hawt…Mmm…Anyways yeah. No flames if you don’t like yaoi! Grrrr…

Plushie StickyNote: I'm dedicating this ficie to FastForward, 'cause she's awesome and she took all this time to beta my story. So many commas. So go read her fics when you're done here...! Or else-ish :Shakes fist.:

Enjoy!

Detention

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Sasuke grumbled and dropped his hands into the bucket sitting patiently on the tabletop before pulling them back out, holding a soapy rag loosely in his hands. This had to be a sign: some cruel sign that there was no justice in this world. He sighed.

That fucking idiot, getting me in trouble like this. All I did was tried to stop him but noooooo…Dammit! He’d going to pay.

Scowling, the dark haired boy turned his gaze to the source of his frustration who sat on the other side of the room, scrubbing at some tables and hummed happily to himself.

Straining most of the water back into the bucket, Sasuke dropped the washcloth onto the table with a sickening ‘plop’ and proceeded to scrub away the remains of the days lunch, his thoughts revolving around countless ways to punish his stupid blonde friend. He shouldn’t be here cleaning. He should be at home.

I should put his ramen on the highest shelf in the house, or make him clean the basement all by himself… in the dark! Or- interrupted by an obnoxious voice from behind Sasuke glanced over his shoulder to said blonde…who was making his way towards him. Speak of the devil.

“Hey Sasuke, can you hand me the soap please?”

Naruto came up right behind the dark-eyed boy and placed a hand on his shoulder, sending him a goofy grin. What he wouldn’t give to wipe that annoying grin from his face!

Shrugging the offending hand away, Sasuke grabbed the soap bottle and tossed it over his shoulder carelessly at the blonde, promptly returning to his work. With any luck, it would hit the dobe square in the face.

“Hn.”

Caught slightly off guard, Naruto fumbled with the bottle a little before grasping it fully in his hand, sighing in relief before sending the raven an angry pout. What’s his deal? Not one to stay quiet the he glared and opened his mouth to yell at his boyfriend.

“Hey! Why are you being such a jerk? It’s not my fault you got us in trouble.”

Jerking around to face his blonde companion, Sasuke sent the boy a filthy look and dropped his rag to the floor, visibly restraining himself from punching the blonde across the jaw.

“My fault! You’re the moron who thought it would be funny to make paper planes and throw them around the room! ” Sasuke practically screamed, clenching his fists.

“Yeah, but you were the one yelling and making all the noise!” Naruto replied, crossing his arms over his chest defiantly.

-----Flashback-----

“Okay class, open your books to page 245 and can I have…” Kakashi tapped his chin thoughtfully as he scanned the faces of his students, eyes landing on the middle row. To be more precise on the unruly brunette who was currently taking a nap, sound-affects and all. He sighed.

“Kiba. Kiba?” Kakashi rubbed at the scar running down his left eye and turned to address another one of his students. He’d have to stop letting Kiba pick his partners for projects or the Inuzuka was never going to pass the class. It’s a wonder Shino himself got any work done with him as a boyfriend.

“Shino, could you please stand up and read the first chapter out loud to the class,” Kakashi asked the Aburame before turning to the rest of the class. “And the rest of you better be listening and copying down everything I write down on the board.”

Turning, Kakashi picked up a marker from his desk and started writing, nodding to Shino to begin.

-----Seconds later-----

With the attention of the class and the teacher diverted, Naruto sat up straighter and nudged his sleeping friend gently in the ribs, jolting him awake.

“Huh...What-”Kiba woke with a start and looked around, dazed eyes landing on his blonde friend snickering next to him.

“Dammit, Naruto, can’t you let a guy sleep? I was having an awesome dream about the chick in my history class.” Sitting up Kiba ran a hand down his tattooed cheek, ignoring the sharp glance from his boyfriend, and stretched his arms into the air with a sleepy grunt.

Laughing, Naruto gave his friend a heavy pat on the back. “That’s great, dude, but you need to be up for this and hand me some paper; I forgot to bring some again.”

“You woke me up for paper? Why didn’t you just ask your prissy little boyfriend over there for some?” Jabbing his thumb over his shoulder at the raven on the other side of the blonde, Kiba bent down to retrieve his sketchbook, ripping out a sheet and passing it to his friend.

Turning his head at the insult, Sauske sent Kiba a dirty look and sneered, “Because he’s a moron and would rather ask a make-up wearing mutt. By the way, it looks ridiculous.”

“Well no one asked for your ‘opinion’ in the first place, and second: these are tattoos! If you can’t see that, I’d suggest you put in those ‘ridiculous’ looking contacts of yours.”

“Watch your mouth, dog breath, before-”

“Ladies, ladies. Could we please lower the estrogen levels here? You’re making my head spin.” Ignoring the twin glares he received, Naruto rubbed the back of his neck and held up a neatly folded paper plane, grinning proudly.

“Now let’s put our differences aside and test this baby out, shall we?” Naruto asked, pulling his hand back about to release the plane before and pale hand grabbed his wrist, stopping him.

“Quit it, Naruto, you’re going to get us in trouble.”

Pouting, Naruto shook out of his boyfriends grasp and stuck his tongue out at him, pulling his hand back again only to have it be stopped once again.

“Sasuke, stop it!” Naruto whined.

“No, you stop it. You’re going to get us in trouble and I don’t want detention.” Sending his boyfriend one last glare, Sasuke let go of his wrist and leaned back in his chair, watching the teacher and scribbling down some notes when necessary.

Hearing a rustle from next to him Sasuke glanced over at the sulking blonde, inwardly groaning as he put a hand out to stop the other boy from launching the paper plane, watching horrified when he missed the blonde’s wrist and the plane glided from the boys hand, flying through the air, flawlessly landing on the head of one Kakashi Hatake.

“You moron!” whispering harshly to the other boy, Sasuke raised his hand more and gave the blonde a good smack across the back of the head, causing the blue-eyed boy to yelp loudly and clutch at his head, whining into his boyfriend’s ear.

“Sasukeeeee! That hurt. Why do you gotta be so abusive?” Sniffling, the blonde made puppy eyes at the raven and stuck his bottom lip out, pouting cutely.

Sasuke rolled his eyes and answered, growling, “Because you’re a dobe, and if we get caught, we’re going to get DETENTION!”

“Ahem.”

A cough from behind caused the two fighting boys to turn abruptly and gasp as they gazed up at the friendly face of their teacher, paper plane sitting innocently on his head.

Lifting a hand to his hair, Kakashi snatched the plane delicately from his head and held it out to his blonde student, smiling.

“Here you go, Naruto. I think this belongs to you.”

“Oh... Heh heh. Thanks Kakashi-sensei.” Looking as innocent as possible, the blonde grabbed his little folded menace and stuffed it unceremoniously into his desk, hiding it.

“And how are you today?” Naruto asked nervously, hoping to lessen his chances of getting in trouble.

“I’m fine, thank you. I just heard some noise from back here and thought I’d come over and see if everything was alright,” replied the silver haired man, smile widening.

“Oh, everything’s great. Just sitting here, enjoying your class as always, sir.”

“Well that’s good to hear. Now if you don’t mind, I’d like to have you continue reading where Shino left off.”

“Of course, sensei.” Grabbing his book, Naruto looked for where to begin, and let out a relieved sigh when Kakashi-sensei turned and made his way back down to the front of the class.

Naruto started reading, “Snakes are true carnivores because they eat nothing but other animals. They do not eat-”

“Oh! And Naruto?” Kakashi interrupted, gracing his student with another disarming smile.

Looking up, Naruto gulped and asked, “Yes, sensei?”

“Could I have you and Sasuke meet me in the Cafeteria after school.”

Naruto nodded dumbly in his teacher’s direction and looked down at his book, holding down the feeling of dread that crept up into the pit of stomach. Braving a glance to his right, he flinched at the murderous glare he received from his boyfriend, and turned a desperate gaze to his tattooed friend, who was doubled over next to him.

“Kiba, help me!”

Wiping away tears of mirth, the brunette sat up and gave his blonde friend a one handed hug, his other one still clutching at his stomach as he patted him sympathetically on the back.

“Kiba, I’m gonna die! HELP ME!”

Collapsing in another fit of laughter, Kiba fell against the blonde boy, squirming helplessly.

“How can you be laughing at a time like this?”

“P-payback is a bitch, dude! You can just feel the… the… irony!” the brunette replied between barks of laughter.

“You’re a bad man, Kiba.”

“I try. Heh.” Kiba smirked.

Sending one last glare at the dog-lover, Naruto sighed and turned back to reading out loud, ignoring his boyfriend’s sharp-edged glares, and the snickers from his other friends.

----End Flashback----

“See! Kakashi-sensei said it was because of the noise you were making.” Naruto pouted and waved his washcloth childishly in the ravens face.

Growling, Sasuke ripped the offending object from the other boy’s hand,

“Hey! That’s my- oomph!”

-and threw it in the blonde’s face, turning and stomping away angrily. Stupid idiot!

Pulling the sopping wet fabric from his face, Naruto glared cerulean daggers into his boyfriend’s back and chucked the rag at him. That's what he got for being such a bastard.

“Take that, teme!” Naruto cried bravely.

Having something hit him square in the back of the head caused Sasuke to stop dead in his tracks. Did that idiot just throw a wet towel at me? The sickening sound of a rag hitting the floor confirmed his suspisions.

Sasuke turned and Naruto gulped, stepping back. The look of pure fury in the raven’s bottomless black eyes sent all of his earlier bravery out the window, a feeling of impending doom making its way through his body.

“S-Sasuke. I didn’t mean-” Naruto stuttered, grasping for any excuse to save him from the carnage that was sure to follow.

“Shut up, idiot! I’ve just about had it with you. First, you land me in detention when I told not to fool around; you tried to blame me, and now I have soap in MY HAIR!” Sasuke roared, making a grab for the blonde boy. He was beyond pissed, and the blonde was not going unpunished.

With a yelp, Naruto jumped away from his crazed boyfriend and ran behind a table, keeping a safe distance from the other.

“C’mon, Sasuke. I didn’t mean it.” Naruto pleaded, running in circles around the table as Sasuke chased him. If he was any dumber, he would have told the raven how sexy he was when he was angry, but being blonde didn’t mean he was suicidal, thank you very much. It was a shame he couldn’t, because the other boy really did look attractive when he was mad. Embers seemed to spring from those endless pools of ebony, and the angry flush that spread over the raven’s pale cheeks made Naruto lick his lips unconsciously.

“Dobe, you better hope I don’t get my hands on you because if I do, you’re in for the worst beating of your life.” Sasuke’s dark voice shook Naruto from his thoughts as the Uchiha made another grab for the blonde, missing him by barely an inch as the other raced to the other side of the table just in time.

I better pay attention, thought Naruto, taking in a deep breath to collect himself.

Looking into those murderous black eyes told Naruto that his boyfriend was thoroughly intent on making good on his threat as soon as he was in range. Glancing around the room, Naruto’s eyes locked on the door a few feet behind the raven, and he smiled inwardly.

Faking left while Sasuke mirrored his movement, Naruto made a mad dash to the right and ran down the length of the room, grabbing the door-handle. Ripping the door open, he rushed out into the hallway and made his way down to the end, looking from side to side, thinking of which hall to go into next. Seconds later, Sasuke appeared on the other end of the hall, running after the blonde.

Without another thought, Naruto turned and raced into the right corridor, ducking into the third classroom to his left, hoping to lose the raven.

Thinking quickly and looking around, the blonde chose the teachers desk, in the back of the room, to hide under. He pulled back the teachers chair and crawled into the small space, curling up slightly. You couldn’t see under the desk from the front, so he was safe… until the raven made it to the back. Hopefully, the other boy would get fed up of looking in this room and try the others, giving him time to escape. If there is a God, please have mercy on my poor soul.

Unfortunately for the blonde, God was taking a nap so- Sasuke turned the corner just in time to see which room he had chosen to hide in. Smirking, the Uchiha took his time walking to the door and entering the room, making a show of slamming the door securely behind him. He made his way farther into the room, between some desks, making note of his surroundings.

Oh crap… Naruto gulped, shrinking farther into the shadows of his hiding spot.

“C’mon out, dobe. If you do, I’ll I promise to take it easy on you.” Sasuke’s voice floated softly through the air, definitely closer than Naruto felt comfortable with.

Ignoring the raven's false promise, Naruto stayed put, deciding to wait the Uchiha out, hoping beyond hope that the he would just give up and go to check somewhere else.

When he received no reply, Sasuke walked slowly towards the back, knowing full well that the blonde was curled up under the desk, hiding. He smirked. He’d have some fun with the dobe first.

“Okay, Naruto.” called the raven, smirk widening slightly. “I’ll make you a deal. I have one chance to find you. If I can’t, you won’t be punished-”

At that Naruto resisted the urge to cry out and settled for mentally cheering the word deal! in his head. This was good. Maybe he’d still be alive by the end of the day.

“But,” Sasuke’s voice cut through the blondes’ excitement and he quieted down, listening apprehensively, “if I find you… I’m going to bend you over this desk,” Naruto gulped when he heard his boyfriend place a hand above him, “and fuck you until you can’t sit for a month.”

Naruto gasped bit down on his tongue hard, looking around disbelieving. He couldn’t be serious. They were in a freaking classroom for God sakes! Not only was that dangerous, it was completely and utterly- arousing. He closed his eyes and tried to block out all the mental images racing through his head until Sasuke chose to speak again, breaking his train of thought.

“So, do we have a deal, dobe?” asked Sasuke, knowing that he wasn’t going to receive an answer, but waiting nonetheless. He just wanted to make the blonde suffer a little.

Minutes later, Sasuke spoke again. “I’ll take that as a yes.”

Naruto was on the verge of a mental breakdown. Ugh! Where is he? He’s doing this to torture me, I just know it. That’s it! I’m getting a divorce!

Tugging nervously on his hair, Naruto bit his lip and listened to his boyfriend walk around. Admittedly, surrendering sounded like a great idea and his lower anatomy didn’t seem opposed to it in the slightest, but his pride kept him in check. He wasn’t going to give that teme the satisfaction of getting him to cave. He’s stay put, win the bet, and go home with his reward of outsmarting the raven along with his ability to sit.

Sasuke, on the other hand, had others plans. The seconds ticked by as he made his way around the room, tapping on each desk he passed it and whistling to himself, enjoying the sadistic sensation of making his little blonde idiot squirm. He’d get his revenge. Shivers ran up and down his spine just thinking about it. Silently, he crossed the room again and made it back to where Naruto was hiding, ‘accidentally’ running his foot into the side of the desk.

Naruto jumped and glared, trying to burn holes through the desk and hit his boyfriend. I can’t take this! He cursed himself mentally for his choice in hiding places, but he was ripped from his thoughts as he watched, horrified, as the chair blocking his way was pulled back and a pair denim clad legs came into view. Shit!

Sasuke grabbed the chair and sat down with a small ‘poof’ as he scooted himself forward, making sure not to hit the blonde.

“Now, if I were blonde, where would I be stupid enough to hide?” Sasuke thought aloud, drumming his fingers lightly against the top of the desk.

Naruto growled silently and clenched his fists, holding back the overwhelming urge to bite his boyfriend hard on the leg. He was contemplating the idea of just pushing the other boy back and making another run for it, but something told him that that wasn’t such a good idea. Gr…Clever bastard. If I didn't know any better I'd say he knew- No! He couldn't know.

Smirking, the Uchiha continued. “I’d be too big to fit in any of cupboards. I most certainly wouldn’t fit behind the bookshelves. Hmm…That just leaves…”

Naruto gulped, watching as his life flashed before his eyes. Sasuke knew. Dammit, he knew all along! This was not good. He had to get out of here, now! Just as he was about to shove the raven away a sudden sound from across the room caught his ear. It had to be the most beautiful sound he’d ever heard.

-Creeeeeeeeakk!-

“Oh! Sasuke, there you are.” A familiar female voice floated through the air, demanding attention. A busty blonde woman walked through the door and made her way in, coming to stand in front of the teacher’s desk, smiling at the raven.

“Hello, Tsunade-sama. Can I help you?” Sasuke replied, looking up and making sure to keep the growl from his voice. Damn. I was so close.

“Actually, yes. I wanted to discus the upcoming exams-” Hearing the word 'exams' Naruto promptly shut out the rest of the conversation. Anything that had to do with school could just crawl into the back of his mind and rot there.

I’m saved! An ecstatic Naruto silently cheered his good fortune. Now he could get out of here, and the raven could do nothing to stop him while Tsunade was around. He was about to push his boyfriend out of the way again and make his way to safety before a much more enjoyable idea popped into his head.

Grinning, Naruto placed a hand lightly on the raven’s knee, letting it crawl up the boy’s leg to rest gently against his inner thigh, his fingers tracing small circles in the fabric of the other boy’s pants. He shifted into a kneeling position between his boyfriend’s legs and scooted closer so as to lean against them. Now, it was time for payback. Let’s see how Sasuke likes being tortured.

If Sasuke had been any less of a man, he would have jumped clear out of the chair the moment he felt something slide over his leg, but being an Uchiha, he prided himself on having perfect control of every situation. He kept his features calm and collected as he concentrated on what Tsunade was saying, while valiantly trying to ignore the hand on his thigh and how dangerously, deliciously his inner self corrected, close it was to his already hardening member. He’d known without a doubt that his boyfriend was under the desk, but he clearly hadn’t expected him to make a move until after they were alone again. He licked his lips. What are you planning, Naruto?

Naruto grinned in anticipation and slid his hand higher, hooking a finger into the waistband of the other boy’s pants, caressing the newly exposed skin. Reaching his other hand out, he gently started to undo the fastenings that blocked him from his goal, smiling to himself when he felt the other boy shift under his ministrations.

Hearing the distinct sound of a zipper, in this case being opened, Sasuke sat bolt right up, braving a glance under the desk. He graced the smiling blonde with a dark glare before his eyes shot back up quickly to check and see if Tsunade had noticed, or better yet heard, anything. He let out a sigh of relief. She had her back turned to him, still rambling on about exams.

Keeping an eye on his principal, Sasuke tilted his head slightly downward and swatted violently at his boyfriend’s hands, addressing him in a harsh whisper, “Naruto, what the hell do you think you’re doing?”

“Getting revenge.” the blonde answered simply, raising his voice a little.

“Sasuke? Did you say something?” Tsunade’s voice stopped the raven from responding, as she turned and sent her student an inquiring glance.

Sasuke straighten up, looking calm as he answered. “No, Tsunade-sama. Nothing.”

“Oh. Alright, well as I was saying. I think-” the blonde woman turned her back to the raven again and continued speaking, oblivious to what was going on behind her. Blondes…

Again, Sasuke glanced down into the smiling blue eyes of his boyfriend, who was sending him a victorious grin, and growled, making another grab for the others hands. He didn’t dare reprimand the blonde vocally again, just in case Naruto wanted yell his answer a second time.

But Naruto wasn’t going to have any interference. He dodged the raven’s grasp and pushed his hands away roughly, moving his own hands to the Uchiha’s waist and tugging gently at the boys pants, dragging along his boxers to expose the boys semi-hard erection.

Sasuke silently gasped, feeling himself harden more and clutched at the armrests of the chair, knuckles turning white from the strain of holding in a groan of pleasure. He needed to stop this before it got too out of hand, but having the blonde so close, he was hard pressed to do anything but enjoy what was going to happen to him.

Feeling a hand creeping smoothly up his bare thigh, Sasuke sagged against the chair and held his breath, unconsciously letting his eyes drift shut as the sound of Tsunade’s voice drifted off into the distance, leaving behind the intoxicating feeling of skin against skin.

Naruto watched his boyfriend intently as he caressed his hipbone with his fingers, smiling at the reaction he received, though he’d have to give the raven credit for having the state of mind to keep quiet. It wouldn’t do to have Tsunade catch them. Content with the fact that he was safe, the blonde slid his hand over the raven’s member and gave it a gentle squeeze.

Trembling, Sasuke tilted his head back, feeling wisps of pleasure coil up in his stomach as a breathless whisper escaped his lips. “N-Naruto.” Oh God. His precious self-control was breaking…

“Sasuke?” A distant voice reached his ears as he sighed pleasurably, feeling his boyfriend’s hand move up and down over him in tortuous slow movements. He sagged farther into his seat.

“SASUKE!” Yelling, Tsunade slammed her hands down on the desk, jolting the Uchiha from his sleep-like state. Naruto had paused briefly in his ministrations, startled, before starting up again.

Jumping slightly, Sasuke sat up and locked gazes with an irritated looking Tsunade. “Yes, Tsunade-sama?” he asked, surprised that his voice sounded so calm when his whole body felt like it was on fire. Needles of pleasure stabbed at him, sending shivers all through his body.

“Was I putting you to sleep, Sasuke-kun?” Tsunade growled, anger rising.

Naruto grinned, listening to the blonde woman rant about ‘disrespectful brats’and how his boyfriend was ‘developing bad habits from that blonde idiot.’

Hey! Naruto grumbled, looking indignant and pulled his hand back, resting both hands on pale hips. Stupid baa-chan. He gave a small huff of annoyance.

Hearing a pained groan rumble silently from the boy in front of him, the blonde smirked, leaning in to ghost his lips gently over the tip of his boyfriend erection. He flicked his tongue gently and licked up the precum, rolling the bittersweet taste of his lover happily around on his tongue. Mm… Revenge tastes good.

Sasuke snapped his eyes shut and swallowed hard, reaching a hand down to curl his fingers tightly to bright blonde hair.

“Sasuke, are you alright? You looked flushed.” Tsunade asked, concern flashing across her features.

Naruto tightened his grip gently on the raven and moved closer, tilting his head before opening his mouth and surrounding the other boy, sucking softly on the engorged flesh.

Oh God! Sasuke was about to explode.

“I-I’m fine, Tsunade-sama. I just think I’m c-coming dow- down with s-something.” Sasuke opened his eyes, giving his principal a glazed look before letting them drift shut again.

Sasuke bit his lip, shuddering as beads of sweat clung lightly to his temple. He felt Naruto pull him farther into his mouth, deep-throating him, and he bucked his hips helplessly as his climax shot through his body, glass shattering in his veins.

The raven cried out and arched his back, slowly riding out the waves of his orgasm. A second later, he fell limp in his chair, panting.

“Oh my God! Sasuke, are you okay?” Tsunade looked horrified, wondering what the hell had caused her student to scream in such a way.

With his senses returning slowly, Sasuke opened his eyes and graced the blonde woman with a sheepish look, coughing into his hand to clear his throat. “Sorry for that. I jammed a finger between the desk and the chair. I’ve had this fever all day, and it’s made me slightly disoriented.”

“You don’t sound too good,” Tsunade leaned forward and placed her palm softly against his forehead, snatching her hand away quickly, as if burned. “Sasuke! You’re burning up. Here. Let me go find Naruto and have him take you home. I’ll be right back, so stay here.” With that, the blonde principal rushed out of the room.

With a relieved sigh, Sasuke sank into his chair and scooted back slightly, tugging roughly on the hair that was still curled in his hand and pulling a smiling Naruto from under the desk.

“Do you have any idea how much I love you right now?” the raven asked. Naruto’s smile brightened.

“Hm… Well, if I had just gotten away with getting a blowjob in the middle of class right under the principal’s nose, I’d say you love me a hell of a lot right now.” Sasuke chuckled and wrapped his arms around the blonde’s waist, dragging him into his lap.

Grabbing the back of the blonde’s neck, Sasuke pulled him closer, leaning his forehead against Naruto’s and whispering quietly against his lips. “That’s very true, but I hope you know that you’re still getting punished.” And without waiting a second longer, he crushed their lips together in a searing kiss.

Naruto groaned low in his throat and lifted his arms, wrapping them around his raven-haired boyfriend. Sasuke nipped at Naruto’s lips, gaining entrance to the blonde’s sweet mouth, exploring the familiar territory with vigor. Their tongues battled for dominance, snaking around each other in a passionate dance.

Mm… He tastes like cinnamon. Naruto thought, sliding the tip of his tongue over the other boy’s canines.

Running his fingers gently over the nape of his boyfriend’s neck, Sasuke leaned back, breaking the kiss with a small flick of his tongue over the blonde’s kissed-abused lips.

Eyes at half-mast, Naruto gazed into the burning black pools of his lover, and smiled a goofy smile. “I wouldn’t call that punishment, but I’ll give you points for trying.”

Sasuke’s lips twitched slightly into a smile, tightening his grip on the blonde. “Smartass. You won’t be so cheeky when we get home.” Lifting Naruto from his lap, Sasuke stood up from the chair and rearranged his clothes, trying to unruffled his appearance as much as possible.

Nodding to each other they clasped their hands together and made their way quickly from the room, Sasuke dragging Naruto through the hallway. As they made their way out of the school they passed a baffled-looking Tsunade, explaining that they were heading home right now.

I guess detention’s not THAT bad. Sasuke smiled, leading the blonde towards the car.

An exhausted Naruto, followed by a smug-looking Uchiha Sasuke, walked into Science class Wednesday morning, Kakashi-sensei at the front of the class writing down the day’s assignment on the board.

Slumping into his chair, Naruto winced and let his head drop against the table, ignoring the inquiring glances from his nearby friends.

Kiba grinned broadly, nudging the blonde with a wink. “Had a rough night?”

Groaning, Naruto lifted his head, glaring at the dog-lover. “That’s precisely what happened.” Laying back down, the blonde closed his eyes. Snores erupted from his still form seconds later.

Wrinkling his nose, Kiba glanced over his sleeping friend at the smirking Uchiha. “Dude. What did you do to him?”

Sasuke’s smirk widened as he leaned forward and ran a hand gently into his boyfriend hair, smoothing the messy spikes as he addressed the tattooed brunette. “Nothing he didn’t enjoy.”

Looking up, Sasuke spoke again. “Can I ask you a favor?”

“Um… Sure. What d’ya need?” Kiba replied.

“Grab my notebook from inside Naruto’s backpack?” Sasuke continued to play with the blonde hair, making sure to keep the other sleeping. A cute purring sound was emitting from deep within the blonde.

“Sure, but what’s it doing in there?” Kiba asked, leaning over to unzip and reach into the blonde’s backpack, searching for the raven’s notebook.

“He stole it this morning so he could copy my homework before class.”

“Oh… well, here you go.” Kiba placed the raven’s notebook on his desk and grinned, looking down at his sleeping friend. A ripping sound made him snap his eye backs up as he watched Sasuke pull a sheet of paper from his newly returned book.

“What are you doing?” the brunette inquired.

Sasuke glanced at his boyfriend, then at Kiba, smirking. “Getting revenge.” He started folding the paper.

Disturbed by the voices, a bleary-eyed Naruto roused from his nap and looked up, locking his blue eyes on the raven sitting next to him “Sasuke, what are you planning on doing with that?” Naruto’s voice shook as his eyes widened, pointing to the paper plane resting innocently in his lover’s hand.

“Oh, nothing. Go back to sleep, Naru-chan.” Sasuke cooed, pulling his hand back and taking aim.

Naruto gasped, a deafening silence looming over the classroom as he watched, horrified, as the small folded aircraft floated down the rows to land beautifully back in its’ place on Kakashi Hatake’s head.

“UGH! That’s it, you’re sleeping on the couch for the next month!”

“I don’t care where I sleep as long as you sleep there with me.” Sauske shrugged.

Naruto growled, launching himself at his boyfriend angrily. “I am not getting detention again!”

Kiba gulped, watching the scene, eyes wide. He had the weirdest friends.

-Owari-