A/N: Co-author: Ember Nickel

The intergalactic matchup
(Well, not really)
The galactic matchup
(The matchup taking place on Planet Earth)
Well there are so many of those!
(So what)
So this is stupid
(DON'T MAKE ME USE THE CAPITAL LETTERS)
We're doomed.
(I hope you are)
Hey Drode! I need a poster.

Game of a lifetime!
Tix 42 of any form of $$$ on the planet?
(42?)
I'm keeping 12 as profit.
(But that's immoral!)