A/N: Naruto, of course, is one of my top anime characters on the list. This means that I have no grudge against him whatsoever. I just wanted to come up with how he dies for some strange reason. Please don’t take that as an offense. It’s cool.

Disclaimer: I don’t own Naruto, and I don’t own the Twinkie factory or the manager of the Twinkie business.

1st death- Never Call Him Twinkie

It started way back when they were all still at the ninja academy during an exam. Iruka had special seating arrangements made to keep the talkative pupils from talking to the other talkative pupils, at least, to keep the rest of the class from getting disturbed. In this case, Choji was seated right in front of Naruto.

Naruto didn’t say one word to him until his test paper ‘magically flew’ off his desk and landed right by Choji’s feet.

Choji took no notice.

After impatiently waiting for only thirty seconds, Naruto lightly poked Choji in the back with his pencil, and he realized he simply couldn’t hold something in. It was completely irresistible for Naruto – like bursting out of the water for a fresh breath of air.

Naruto blurted, “Hey, Twinkie, gimme my paper, will ya? It’s down there by your feet, unless you’re too chubby to get it, ‘cos that’s okay.” A lopsided grin spread across his face.

Choji quickly turned around, his face stuffed with anger (and possibly gummy bears). “What did you call me?” he asked, his teeth grit together in a frightening manor.

“I said “Twinkie”…or should I say “Loafy” or “Biscuit Butt” or-” Naruto abruptly stopped; after taking a brief glance at the look on Choji’s face, for the first time, he felt very afraid.

Deathly afraid.

A/N: Feel free to review and tell me what you think. Flamers will eat my pinstripe shorts.