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A/N: The time for the final death has come. :) Yippee!
“Who is he?”
“Naruto.”
Oh god…The Hokage sighed. “Bring him in.”
“Aye.” A Jounin ninja darted out of the room.
Hokage calmly folded his wrinkly hands and patiently rested them on his lap. He found this extra time to relax a little, just to make sure he doesn’t show any sign of being annoyed…or else, Naruto would just try to annoy him even more.
The Jounin returned promptly, followed by the young blonde-haired boy.
“Was there something you wanted to talk to me about, Naruto?” the Hokage asked, almost guessing what the boy’s request was going to be.
Naruto smiled. “I…uh…I know I’ve been asking you all week, but I’m begging you! Please give me a top super-secret mission like something a Jounin would do! Please?”
The Hokage sighed once more. “I’m sorry, Naruto, but I’m well-aware that you are still on the first level. You may have done a second-level mission, but for now, that’s as far as it will go.”
“Fine!” Naruto wrinkled his nose, crossed his arms, and headed out to leave. “Whatever, you old fart…” he breathed.
Did he just call me old? He swiftly stood up.“Excuse me? What did you say?” The Hokage’s face began to turn purple.
“Are you deaf? OLD FART?” Naruto giggled at his own joke.
“I’ve had enough!”
The rage of the village leader caused all the doors to slam, and the color in Naruto’s face was instantly drained to a ghostly white.
Poor Naruto was spanked with a burning sphere of chakra. Afterwards, he was exploded into a million pieces.
…That’s why it’s never a good idea to piss off the Hokage…
The End