XIV
Seshennu

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Disclaimer: Kingdom Hearts is property of Disney and Square Enix
Warnings: Crack. Cracky-crack crack at that. :)
Spoilers: As long as you know that Organization XIII exists, you should be fine.
Notes: Exactly 100 words without author's notes and such. Yay! Also, many, many apologies to Nicole for using her Sue without asking first.

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"Even if we wanted you to join Organization XIII, you couldn't. We'd have to change our name to Organization XIV, which doesn't strike terror into one's heart quite the same," he said.

"Not necessarily," she replied. "Most of your members'll die soon - I could easily replace one of them."

His eyes narrowed dangerously, but she took no notice of it. "Who are you?" he growled.

"I am Juliet Lana Jasmine Satine Princess Spears... x."

Eye twitching madly, he yelled out, "Burn!" And in a sea of flames, she did just that.

Rubbing his temples, he muttered, "Damn, I hate Sues."