Thy shall never own Naruto, thy is very grateful that thy shan’t ever own Sasuke. Omg, thy is really sucky at poetic righting…

How Sasuke Became Popular

Chapter 3

Final Chapter

“BROTHER HELP!!!” Sasuke screamed as he was being chased down the street by a bunch of girls screaming out his name. Itachi smiled, tonight he would do it, and finally leave all this behind, muhahahahaha -cough cough-. He left his brother in the care of his fan girls and walked off to his room, to prepare.

Sasuke ran home because he knew he was late. It was nearly dark and by the time he would get there it would be pitch black. When he did however, he wasn’t expecting it to be SO dark. No lights were on at all and when he rounded the corner he saw some Uchihas lying dead on the ground (hehe yes, die Uchihas, DIE!)

“Oh god, this is what happened in the Naruto show!” Sasuke thought and started to shiver with fear as he reached his house. When he slid open the door to his parents room, as he does in the show, he saw them lying dead. “No, NOOO! Mom, dad!” Sasuke cried as he ran to their dead bodies. “NOOOOOO!” he looked up and saw his brother walking out of the shadows, with their blood stained all over him. “Why brother, WHY!?” Sasuke bawled threw himself to the ground at his brother’s feet, sobbing.

Itachi tried to look as evil as possible but couldn’t hold back a small quiver on his bottom lip, “Because little brother, I had to.” He said seriously. “Its in the script, and besides…” he stated and Sasuke looked up, his eyes red from tears. “It was to, get rid of, The FanGirls.” Just then there was a scream from out side and Sasuke ran out to see who it was, there were hundreds of FanGirls outside their back door looking at the dead bodies and wondering what the heck was going on in Sasuke, and Itachi kun’s house. “Damn it, have they already caught up to me!?” Itachi cursed under his breath and ran out the front door.

“WAIT!” Sasuke hollered now very angry that he had just done this to get rid of some stupid FanGirls.

“No, little brother. I must leave now.” Itachi said grimly and hid a tear from his eye.

“I HATE YOU!” Sasuke roared and ran at him, apparently trying to hurt him.

Itachi sighed; he hated the writer to this fanfic. “Yes Sasuke, I hated the FanGirls so now you must hate me! You must always hate! Hate, hate, hate, hate, hate!”

“IM GOING TO ADVENGE MY CLAN!” Sasuke cried and swung a weak punch at him.

Itachi looked at the pitiful sight and sighed again. “My plan all along was to make you get all my FanGirls, and now that I am evil, they will hate me for making you suffer like this, now I will go to Akatsuki and become more evil, and lose all my FanGirls!” Itachi explained getting more and more excited with each word and then with that he vanished, leaving Sasuke to get trampled by a bunch of screaming girls.

And this is how my story shall end, so you know the real reason why Itachi killed off his clan, how Sasuke got popular and suffer tragically like he did. But to this day, hundreds, no thousands more fan girls have loved Itachi after his evil act and have hunted him down from then onwards. He soon found out and knew that all his tries had been in vain.

The End

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