Crossover: HL/SG-1 (roughly series 6 SG-1!verse, end series 3 HL!verse)

Characters: O’Neill, Methos, Sam

For prompt: 004 Insides

Summary: Sam is a little too keen to fully explore her new team mate (not shipper!!)

“No.”

“Why not?”

“Just…no.”

“But you’ll heal in seconds.”

“It still hurts!”

“I would use anaesthetic! I’m not completely heartless.”

“You could have fooled me.”

“Won’t you give it a try? We could learn so much.”

“Why don’t you get Daniel to be your guinea pig?”

“He said no.”

“So did I!”

“He shut the door in my face.”

“Oh to have a door with me right now.”

“Oh go on Adam…please?”

“Carter quit trying to slice and dice our own team!”

“Yes sir.”