Lmao, I just thought all of a sudden… "Why does Sasuke think Sakura is so annoying?" And then I burst out laughing, coming up w/ the reason! I SHALL EXPLAIN IT TO YOU IN THE FORM OF A SHORT STORY, and then I'll go off to write my Neji/Tenten fic called: "In Her Shoes," or maybe, "Tenten's Life," eh…I don't know…but I know what it's about! AND YOU DON'T! TEEHEE! Anyway, thanks to all those people who love my stories! YAY! Give me lots of reviews please!

BTW, I had trouble getting on fanfiction today...T.T I felt so sad...BUT THE GOOD NEWS IS, I SAVED MONEY ON MY CAR INSURANCE! Nah, not really...but lol, even better news is that I saw the third movie of Naruto! YAY! And I had been waiting sooo long to see it due to all of my busy business! And yet, I still had time to whip up something special for all you youngin's out there!

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"Sasuke-kun," giggled Sakura, seductively.

He clenched his jaw tightly, wincing slightly at his fan girl. He held back a nosebleed waiting to happen as she swung her hips slowly. Gently touching his face with her hands she stared at him with her green orbs in innocence. He swallowed. Oh how he loathed the opposite sex for being so…attractive.

"Sasuke-kun?" asked Sakura, blinking a few times before she pressed her body against his, "What's wrong? Don't you like me?"

His onyx eyes looked down into her beautiful jade ones. Innocence...pure untainted innocence was found in those pools of green. Her pink hair tickled her face slightly as she smirked seductively.

"No," he said, pushing her off of him and turning away before he could jump her right there and then, "I don't. Sakura, go away. You're annoying."

"Oh Sasuke-kun," Sakura said, her voice filled with hurt, "You don't like me?"

"No."

Sakura slid her arms around his torso and placed her head on his right shoulder, near his ear.

"Are you sure?" she whispered, smiling as he shuddered from the contact.

"…Hn."

"Just give me one chance, Sasuke-kun," she said, softly, "And I'll give you the time of your life…"

Sasuke remained unemotional, however his insides were screaming at him to take the offer. He turned his hands into fists, resisting his inner urges.

"You're going to have to rebuild the Uchiha Clan someday," Sakura whispered, laughing lightly, massaging his back, "Might as well start now…"

Sasuke remained silent. Sakura, in the meantime, played with his body slightly. She pressed herself once again against his, and began to rub him slowly as she moved back and forth against him. He stayed quiet, biting his tongue from saying anything to worsen the situation. He felt her hands go down and he had to stop her- no matter how badly he didn't want it to end.

"Sakura," he growled, "Stop-"

"Kami, say it again," she breathed, as though she were experiencing Heaven, "Say it again, Sasuke!"

"…Sakura?" he asked her, a little confused with her, "What are you-"

"Oh, Sasuke," she groaned, "I love the way my name sounds on your lips…Please…please say it again…"

His onyx eyes turned to look at her. It was as though she were begging him to utter the simple word again. She pleaded through her eyes, asking him to speak it one more time. Smirking, Sasuke was enjoying the hold he had on her.

"No," he said.

"Please, Sasuke!" she cried, "I'll do anything."

"…Anything?"

"Anything…"

"What are you willing to offer?"

"My whole self," she said, smiling, "You could take me right here, and I wouldn't even mind."

"Really."

"Yes, Sasuke-kun," she said, nodding her head like a little girl, "I'll do anything you want…Just say my name."

She gently sat down on his bed and slid herself back, laying her head down on a pillow. Spreading her legs apart she looked at him hungrily.

"Take me, Sasuke," she whispered, "Say it. Say my name… I want to hear it from your lips hot, attractive, sexy lips, Sasuke-kun…"

Damn. He loved to hear her say his name like that. The way she let the "S's" roll off her tongue and slither out nice and slow made him lick the inside of his mouth unnoticeably. As she pronounced the "K's," she let it come out so mistily and gently. Sakura caressed his name with such a passion, even the cold hearted Uchiha couldn't keep himself from smirking at this.

Unable to bear it any long, he swallowed. Taking a step toward her he gazed down at her body with lust.

"Go ahead," she said, smiling, "Take me, Sasuke…"

He lifted his shirt, letting her see his amazing six pack and he got on the bed in the blink of an eye. He positioned himself right in front of her, and lowered his body onto her. His lips approached hers and she groaned.

"Oh Sasuke…" she sighed as he came closer- almost to her lips, "Sasuke?"

They were just a centimeter apart from kissing. Oh, how he wanted to claim her lips as his own.

"…Sasuke!" she whispered, "Sasuke…" almost there, "Sasuke…" closing in, "Sasuke-kun," so close he could almost taste her, "SASUKE-TEME, GET YOUR LAZY ASS OFF OF YOUR BED!"

Sasuke widened his eyes and quickly sat up. His attention dodged around, ready to fight whoever was there. A pair of blue eyes gazed at him with a glare clear inside.

"Finally," said the intruder in his room, folding his arms and rolling his arms, "Kami, Sasuke-teme, you really like to sleep in late… What the hell could you possibly be doing in your dreams to be yelling Sakura-chan's name out in your sleep?"

"…That is none of your business, idiot," Sasuke snapped.

"Ooh," Naruto mocked, laughing madly, "Sasuke-teme likes Sakura-chan! Sasuke-teme likes Sakura-chan! OOH! OOH! You know, if I still liked her, I'd probably be upset with you. But hey, I have Hinata-chan…She's so beautiful and loves ramen like a ramen lover should and boy, does she have an amazing but-"

"Shut up, loser," Sasuke growled, "I don't need to hear that. Besides, I wasn't saying Sakura's name."

"Yeah," Naruto laughed, "You're right about one thing! You weren't saying her name, you were groaning it! HA, HA! …EW! Gees! Put a shirt on! No body wants to see your six pack!"

"WE DO!" screamed a few girls' voices.

Fan girls who were pressed up against his bedroom window screamed as Sasuke lay in his bed without a shirt. He winced when they screamed from happiness and pleasure. A few took pictures and kept chanting his name.

"KAMI!" they yelled, "LOOK AT THOSE ABS! HOLY COW! SASUKE-KUN! COME HERE, BABY!"

"…How did you get in, Naruto?" Sasuke asked, getting out of his pitch-black bed calmly and ignoring the women who were clawing their way in.

"I just called up some of your stalker fans," he said, waving to the girls outside of Sasuke's room, "They have practically four hundred and seven exact copies of your house key, so I borrowed one from them."

"…They didn't kill you?" he asked, raising his eyebrows slightly.

"Nope!"

Something was suspicious about the way he said it. Maybe it was the trail of sweat that went down his forehead or maybe it was the slightly shifted gaze of not looking into Sasuke's eyes that tipped him off. Either way, he knew Naruto was hiding something from him.

"…What'd you say to them," Sasuke said, monotonously, "None of my fan girls would ever be so willing to give you a key into my house. They carry the objects like gold or diamonds. So, what did you say to them?"

"Funny you should ask," Naruto laughed, nervously, "I, ano, I promised them two pairs of your boxers…"

Sasuke narrowed his eyes at the blonde man his age.

"What!" Naruto yelled, throwing his hands in the air, "I had to get a key! Really Sasuke, you ought to get a new lock…"

"…I'll do that. What time is it, now?"

"Eh, about eight or nine," Naruto said, shrugging his shoulders, "How late did you stay up, teme? Normally you're the first one at the bridge, then comes Sakura-chan, then me, and lastly Kakashi-sensei! I don't know why he is late, but he's always got his nose in that perverted book. It could be the cause of his lateness every morning…"

What a loser, Sasuke thought, rolling his eyes, get to the point already…

Staring at Naruto with dull eyes, he kept his arousing thoughts to himself. The memory of his dream the night before caused him to shift ever so slightly as he stood in front of the kyuubi boy.

"Please, Sasuke!" she had cried, "I'll do anything."

"…Anything?" Sasuke asked, the temptation to hold it against her too strong for his own liking.

"Anything…" she said, desperately.

"What are you willing to offer?" he asked, smirking at her begging form before her.

"My whole self," she said, seriously, "You could take me right here, and I wouldn't even mind."

"Really," he said. Now this was interesting…

"Yes, Sasuke-kun," she said, nodding her head like a little girl, "I'll do anything you want…Just say my name."

Damn her, he thought, wiping away the memory angrily, and stopping a well-deserved nosebleed. Damn her and all of her kind. Why did she have to be so damn…seductive? Sakura has been doing the same attractive act for the past few months in my mind and I can't take it anymore. What will make it stop? What will make it stop? Damn these perverted dreams…

"So," Naruto babbled, "That basically sums it all up. Anyway, I was sent over here by Kakashi-sensei. We have…" he paused and whispered, "A super secret spy mission."

"A what?" Sasuke asked, snapping back to reality.

"A super secret spy mission!" Naruto yelled, "Want to know the mission?"

"…"

"SAKURA-CHAN IS SICK!"

"And this has to do with the mission, how…?"

"Duh!" Naruto said, berating Sasuke.

He narrowed his onyx eyes at the blue eyed nineteen year old. He hated being scolded in any shape or form.

"Sakura-chan is sick," Naruto explained, "And Kakashi-sensei said that instead of training today, we'll be taking care of her!"

"Sakura is sick?" Sasuke asked, showing no interest in the matter.

"Yes!" Naruto said, nodding vigorously, "Kakashi-sensei told me that we are learning about the responsibility of taking care of another- not just protecting that person."

"I have better things to do than baby-sit a teammate with an idiot and the perverted Kakashi," Sasuke said, impatiently, "But if it's a mission you're talking about, I'll do it."

"That's the spirit, teme!" Naruto yelled.

"Dobe, don't call me teme."

"Idiot, don't call me dobe!"

"Loser."

"I AM NOT!"

"Whatever."

"I AM NOT A LOSER!"

"Let's just go, freak…"

"ALRIGHT, TEME!" Naruto screamed, forgetting all anger directed to Sasuke and pointing his finger in the air, "TO SAKURA-CHAN'S HOUSE WE GO!"