THE UNTITLED NARUTO STORY-THING

Naruto isn't mine, duh. I have stopped deluding myself with that dream YEARS ago...

Deep in the marshes, far beyond the world's lowest point, even higher than Rhode Island, was a wonderous village, known throughout the world for it's abundance in tangerines, a sacred village, unseen by the human eye. A village filled with furry Unicorns, and cute, lil' duckies...

This village is the Konohagakure village. The village is full of all you could want. If you're bored, you could go in the Chunin exams, and see young children horribly killing each other. Just watch out for evil fox demons who would just love to tear out your soul and drink the fluids. Of course, I could go on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on about it's lush, calm enviroment...

But who cares about that, that's just what the brochures say. In reality, Konohagakure is run by a Hokage, is full of assassin Shinobi, and is now on Demon Watch 24/7. Ok, don't hit the nameless back arrow, there is going to be a plot! So prepare yourself for a Valient tale:

"Is everyone here... you, sit down. KAKASHI! ARE YOU CHEWING GUM!" the Hokage, Tsunade called out. Kakashi muttered and hid the gum under his desk. "Okay, Kakashi, do you take Kurenai to be your almost lawfully wedded wife?" Tsunade asked. "I do." Kakashi said. "And do you, Kurenai, think that we should set up a Camping trip, for the Chunins?" Tsunade asked. "I do." Tsunade said. "Then it is settled! We take the Chunin's on a (insert your favorite number here) day camping trip!" there was an echo of applause from the fellow Shinobi, vibrating the crampt Meeting Hall. Asuma raised his hand. Kurenai nodded as if to say 'What is your question, Asuma'. "Umm... Can we also invent all of our enemies?" Asuma asked. "Sure, why not." Anko, being one of the few people with common sense, called out, "ARE YOU AN IDIOT! They would probally KILL us!" There was a mutter of dissagreement from the crowd. "Anko, don't spoil our good time..." Kakashi said, sniffling. Anko just sat back down.

Now, Kakashi, Asuma, Kurenai, Anko, and Snape, walked to the apartment building district, where they asked where they could find ANPU, and were told to follow the signs. They proceeded to throw Snape out the window of the car, and knocked on the door.

The odor of sweet lilac greeted them. The wall was a gentle pink color, and the floor was plushy, also gentle pink. Orochimaru's and Itachi's baby pictures were hanging on the walls. (not a pretty sight...) Orochimaru greeted them, brushing his hair with a hot pink comb. Orochimaru saw the Jonin, and began to back away. "What are you d-d-doing h-here?" Orochimaru stuttered. Itachi ran to his side.

Itachi was studded up in jewelry (as always) and looked over at the Jonin. "What d' you want?" he asked.

"We wanted to invite you to a (insert your favorite number here) day camping trip!" Kakashi said, eagerly. The villians stood their, considering the unusually friendly offer. Orochimau blushed and asked, "Will Sasuke be there?"

"Yeah, I guess." Asuma said, despite the high record of children who's parents put restraining orders against him for 'unspecified' causes. "WE'LL BE THERE!" Orochimaru said, with cheer and optimism in his voice.

"Yes, I have wanted to... 'see' my little brother for quite some time now..." Itachi murmured, with an obvious hint of evil-ness in his voice. The Shinobi either didn't notice, or didn't care, and they waved goodbye.

The shinobi had one place left to go, Naruto's apartment, where it seemed awkwardly convinient that every chunin was at the exact time they arrived. Kurenai tossed kakashi the invitation to the camping trip. Kakashi tied it to a rock so it would glide better, and threw the rock/invitation threw Naruto's window. Of course, the rock smashed threw the window, and nailed Sasuke in the head.

"Hey look, an invitation to a camping trip, we should all, like, totally go!" Naruto said, ignoring Sasuke's screams of pain. "Naruto, Sasuke is bleeding all over my new shoes!" Kankuro whined. Everyone ignored him, and talked excitedly over the new trip.

"It does sound like fun!" Rock Lee chimed.

"Where is the site anyway?" Shino asked.

"Dosen't say, just says a bus will pick us up."

"Hey... um... Sasuke, I a- I mean, my sand is thirsty, could you spare some blood?" Gaara asked. Sasuke wasen't in the mood, or ability to argue. Gaara was enjoying his beverage, when he finished, everyone was pale-faced, except Kankuro and Temari, they were used to this. "What? Is there something on my face?"

"Umm... Gaara, why did you come here anyways? You hate crowds." Sakura asked.

"Temari promised she would take me out for ice cream if I did." Gaara smiled and licked his lips.

"GASP! The buses come in four hours. We should all get packed!" Ino gasped. Everyone departed.

Everyone had two or three suitcases, except Sasuke, who brought twice the amount, half full of medical supplies (Sasuke always suffers worse in fanfictions, it's true!) and the other half for girly hair products. He loves his hair!

They all met up at the bus ramp, and talked to each other, when two dark, mysterious figures approached them. "ITACHI!" Sasuke yelled, running towards his brother. "SASUKE!" Itachi roared and raced at him.

Everyone forsaw a battle coming, and shielded their eyes. The two Uchiha's embraced each other in a hug. "Hey Sasuke! You've gotten SO big!" Itachi said. "You too!"

"Umm... Sasuke, I thought you hated Itachi for killing your family." Naruto said, dumbfounded.

"I got over that YEARS ago! Brothers can't be seperated by such TRIVIAL things." Sasuke said, spitting on the word 'trivial'. Itachi smiled, showing off his silvery new grills at the students, and greeted them all. Everyone almost forgot about the other member.

"Umm... S-Sasuke. Do you... um... remember m-me?" Orochimaru blushed, in an almost perfect silloute of Hinata. "Huh! Yeah, 'course I do. You're... Orochimaru, right!" Sasuke said, providing a almost perfect silloute of Naruto.

The chunin (and a few genin) greeted with their murderer friends, when the Jonins pulled a bus up for them to pile up in. Everyone stuffed themselves in their seats. The bus was crampt, and Karasu had bad B.O. (What, puppets can't have B.O.? WHAT ARE YOU, RACIST!) The bus ride started smoothly, everyone chatted. They had to stop every five minutes so Gaara could go 'wee-wee' at the store, because Temari dared him to dring down a full 2-liter bottle of sprite before they left. (Have you ever drank a lot of sprite before, it's horrible! You spend like... a half of a day in the )

Well, soon people began complaining about Karasu's B.O., so Shkamaru offered him some of his speedstick, and the rest is a chain reaction:

1: Shikamaru drops the stick, Kiba was using improved hearing at the time

2: The horrible 'THUNK!' in Kiba's thousandfold better eardrum caused his ears to bleed.

3: Gaara gets thirsty eying Kiba's ears, and reaches for them.

4: Karasu freaks out because he's a puppet.

5: Gaara accidently thumped Sasuke on the back of the head, trying to reach for Kiba's ears.

6: Sasuke punches Gaara

7: Temari yells at him.

8: Ino tells her to shut up.

9: Poor Kiba is screaming, losing massive amounts of blood

10: Sakura sighs, and reads a book.

11: Orochimaru drinks a Sprite

Thus ends the chain reaction. Wasen't it great. (P.S.: There will be more chain reactions later in the series)

Another hour passed, and it started raining. Our super-duper ninja squad learned that the bus roof was full of holes. Everyone was extremely soaked, and the raining went on for quite a few hours.

Now we are about nine hours into the trip, and Gaara started his origional, 'Are we there yet's every few minutes. After about six more hours of bus ride, they arrived at camp. Everybody left the bus to see the camp.

The camp was huge. There was a huge dormitory larger than a football was a hallway on the center, with a boys' side and a girls' side. There was also a common room for hanging out and stuff.

The Jonin dorms were connected to a cafeteria across a basketball field. There were three nature trails. The place smelled deeply of oak. By the time they got there however, it was pass 10:00, and everyone headed straight for the common room, where they all sat down. Well, everyone but Orochimaru, who went to bed early. He told Sasuke he needed his 'beauty rest'. The room was toasty, thanks to a heater.

"Well, what can we all do here? Besides trails and stuff?" Tenten asked. "Umm...hang-a-man?" Gaara suggested.

"Don't you mean 'h-" "No."

Everyone used the opportunity to back away from Gaara.

"I KNOW!" Kiba said, but paused, as if it was the most humungous idea in the world...

"Truth or Dare!" He said (Ha! Thought I'd make him say something about cheese or beef jerky, huh!)

"That was actually... a pretty good idea..." Shikamaru said, unable to hide his surprise.

"Kay, Sasuke first!" Sakura said, smiling evilly. Sasuke gulped and backed away, prepared to bolt towards the door.

"W-w-wait, I (gulp) never a-agreed to playing." He said.

"If you disagree, I will have to use sand coffin on you," Gaara said.

Sasuke considered, death or fangirls...

"So... truth or dare." Naruto said, having Hinata put a flashlight to his face to give him a scary story look.

Sasuke couldn't look sissy in front of his brother, BUT THE HORRIBLE FANGIRLS! But the Inner Sasuke told him, 'CHA! DO THE DARE!'

"Wait, aren't you supposed to be Sakura's inner ego?" Sasuke asked his brain, which to the Chunin, looked like he was talking to himself. He tried to boot the new inner self out, leading to slamming his head into the wall.

Seeing the strange reaction, Gaara meeped, 'Umm... You really don't have to play if you REALLY don't want too."

After twelve minutes of head slamming, the Inner Sasuke was dead! Unfortunately, Sasuke was half brain-dead, and murmured without realizing it, "Dare..."

Sakura, Ino, and the 4,578,289 fangirls out there smiled evilly. Sasuke realized what he said, and began to sweat. "I m-mean TRUTH! TRUTH!"

"Too late..." Ino said, doing a perfect silloute of Darth Vader. "JOIN US!" Sakura said, with a demonicly deep voice.

"WAIT! Sasuke, I will give you a choice, you either take a fangirl dare, or you could take mine." Itachi said, using his coat to hide the evil smile on his face.

"YOUR DARE! JUST SAVE ME!" Sasuke said, fighting away from Sakura and Ino, and the 4,578,289 fans. Itachi smiled even wider...

Gaara used his sand to pry Sakura, Ino, and the 4,578,289 fangirls away, so Itachi could whisper Sasuke his dare. Sasuke's eyes opened twice as wide as any human's eyes should, and his face went paler than the Vanilla Ice Cream scoop Gaara was happily licking (Temari couldn't take him out for Ice Cream due to the bus ride, but bought him one ata gas station).

"YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS!" Sasuke shrieked in pure terror. "I TAKE THE FANGIRLS DARES!"

Itachi smiled, "Too late."

Gasp, what will it be, next person will be a truth for Hinata, give me ideas please!

Oh yah, couples:

NaruHina

SasuSaku

ShikNara

TenNeji

SasuRochimaru (In a JOKING way, Sasuke no love Orochimaru)