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Inuyasha has a sugar rush!

Once upon a time, there was a guy named Inuyasha. He had a dog’s ears and very long white hair. So anyway, this guy really liked sugar. I mean really liked it! One day, he was going about his business when he spotted something. It was a weird-looking statue that was holding a plate in its hands. On the plate were CHOCOLATE BARS! A sign hung around the statue’s neck that read: Free samples. So Inuyasha took seven. Immediately after cramming them all into his mouth, his body was filled with an insane amount of energy. He suddenly wanted to run around like a maniac.

So he did…

He ran and ran and ran and ran and ran. Then he ran some more. Soon he found Shippo standing in a field. Before he could even say “Hi Inuyasha!”,Inuyasha took him and threw him into the nearest tree for no reason whatsoever. This tree happened to be extremely high, and poor little Shippo couldn’t get down.

So Shippo couldn’t play anymore. Inuyasha still had massive amounts of energy, so he went to see Kagome. Once he got to her house, he saw a big burly man walking by. Inuyasha gave him a wedgy simply because he could. Soon, he forgot all about Kagome and ran around giving everyone wedgies for hours. Then the police came. Inuyasha was taken to the zoo by Animal Control.

While in the zoo, Inuyasha’s sugar energy finally wore off, and he realized that he was bored. He sat on a rock for awhile. Then after an hour or two, he moved to another rock, and then he decided that that rock was too cold on his buttocks and moved back to the other one, but it had become too cold as well, so he eventually just decided to stand.

Finally, Kagome came and talked to the guards. He was released and as they were walking toward the exit, Inuyasha saw a little boy holding a brown bag.

“Look mommy! I weird-looking puppy! Let’s give him a sugar cube!” The boy reached into the bag and took out the little block of sugar. Kagome turned around. When she saw that the little boy was about to give Inuyasha more sugar, everything slowed down to super-suspenseful slow-motion.

“!” Kagome yelled in a deep slow-motion-type voice as she dived toward them. She managed to get there in time and knocked the cube from the boy’s hand. It fell into the alligator pit where it quickly dissolved. The boy started crying. Kagome brushed herself off and they set out for home once more.

A few days later, Inuyasha found the same statue. He grabbed more chocolate bars and happily walked away. But he couldn’t help thinking that he had forgotten something.

“Hello?” Shippo called. He had been feeding on squirrels and wild leaves for the past few days and he was really in the mood for some chocolate… “Is anyone there?”

“Hello?”

These stories will continue in this fashion when I get the time to add more. Thanks to Annali and Erin for all the help! This is for you guys!