Random DP I come up with in my Crazy Mind

You might not have guessed this about me, but I’m weird. And because of my weirdness, I think of some weird things that are Danny Phantom related. So basically this is a way of releasing my craziness out onto the world like a rabid virus. It could be a deleted/extended scene from a fanfiction; it could be a couple of AU chapters, it could be some what-ifs, or it could just be random crap.

The night Urban Jungle premiered I was so excited that I saved some of my computer time so I could talk to other people about it. The downside was I couldn’t get to sleep because of my mind running on haywire. So I present to you: Urban Jungle What-ifs.

Disclaimer: I don’t own anything that I mention that isn’t mine. Got that?

What If #1: What if Vlad found Danny in his popsicle state instead of Frostbite?

Vlad Masters, a.k.a. Vlad Plasmius was floating around the ghost zone because he had nothing better to do despite the fact that he was mayor of Amity Park. He saw a shiny object out of the corner of his eye and because he had such an obsession with shiny objects he flew up to it. But it was a pretty big object, nay, it wasn’t an object, it was his arch enemy Danny Phantom in a frozen state. Thinking of all the things he could do when his arch enemy was in such a position made Vlad happy, so he grabbed the younger halfa and flew away.

He was trying to remember where he put his bloody portal, (he could never remember where he put things,) when Skulker asked, “What have you got there, boss?”

“I thought it was a shiny object but it’s a Danny Phantom popsicle!” Vlad explained happily.

“Hmm…can we eat it?” Skulker said licking his lips. “It would be so much more fun then sticking his head above my fireplace…”

“No, you may not eat him,” Vlad said quickly. “But if he were a popsicle I wonder what flavor he would be…probably black licorice with little bits of vanilla…”

“Right now he looks like blue raspberry,” Skulker pointed out. “So what are you going to do with it?”

Vlad had to think of that one. He could make a lawn ornament out of it, but the questions people would ask...Vlad sighed and realized that most of his tortures involved a not frozen Danny. And a not frozen Danny meant that Vlad was going to have to thaw him…

Weird enough for you? It gets better.

What if Frostbite was gay?

Danny opened his eyes and Frostbite said happily, “Oh, good, you’re awa-” he forgot what he was going to say and had instead started staring in Danny’s direction slobbering.

“Uh…Where am I?” Danny said looking at Frostbite strangely.

“De-icing place…” Frostbite said slobbering some more.

“Why are you-” Danny looked downward and realized he was in his underwear. Covering himself up the best he could he asked. “Are you staring at me!”

“What? No! Not at all!” Frostbite said wiping the slobber.

“I’m in a tubey thing and you’re staring at me like a crazed fangirl!” Danny said losing patience.

“I’m not staring at you, I swear!” Frostbite said looking in the opposite direction.

“That’s it, I’m getting out of here!” Danny said as he started to pound on the walls of the tube.

“Let me explain-”

“You don’t see everybody else staring at me, do you!” Danny asked looking at the other people.

A technician said dully, “I just stare at the screen, kid.”

A nurse said, “You’re not furry enough for me.”

“Okay, I want out. Now,” Danny said towards the technician.

“You fool, you don’t have any control over your powers!” Frostbite said as the technician pressed the release button.

“I’d rather be a popsicle then have some freaky furry thing staring at me!” Danny said grabbing his clothes and running out of the place.

The room was silent for a bit when the nurse said, “Wait to go, Frostbite. Your desires ruined everything again.”

Meanwhile Danny started getting cold again, and Undergrowth realized how weak his opponent was and made him a lawn ornament. The citizen of Amity Park became nutrients for Sam’s children, the children took over the world, and Evil Plant Sam and Undergrowth lived a happy life with their plant children.

What if we read the minds of people watching the premiere?

In a random city, there was a random house with two random people. One of them was a teenage girl and the other was a seven year old boy. Their show Danny Phantom started.

Ha ha, the plant ate the bug! The seven-year old thought happily.

When did Sam learn so many languages? The teenager thought.

Later when Danny and Tucker entered;

Danny’s a dork, he’s wearing a fluffy jacket. The seven-year-old thought.

Poor Danny, he’s always having stuff happen to him. The teenager thought.

When Tucker was going on and on with his jokes;

Tucker’s funny. Okay, by now you know who’s thinking what.

Tucker, shut up, nobody wants to hear you say the same joke over and over again.

When they first saw Vegatized Sam;

She looks evil.

She looks a bit like Tinkerbelle. If Tinkerbelle were HOT!

When Danny was in the tube;

Ew! He’s almost naked!

OMG, he’s almost naked! I love you, Butch Hartman!

When Danny was talking to Frostbite about stuff;

He looks like a dog. Or a polar bear.

When did we meet this guy? Stupid Nick, airing everything out of order…

When Sam first mentions the children;

You can’t have plant children. That’s against the law!

I hate to think what she’d be like when she gives birth to kids…

When Undergrowth was beaten;

I gotta go potty.

Too many Star Wars references.

When Danny and Sam almost kissed;

Ew! Too much love!

You call that romance? I’ve seen better from my grandma!

Perhaps what we’ve learned from this bit is the simplicity of the mind of a young child and the pervertedness of a fangirls mind. (JK…)

So that was chapter one of my crazy stuff. I come up with a lot of different things, so I should update soon. I’m thinking next chapter we make fun of Dark Danny and Pariah Dark…but we just have to wait and see.