|The Might of Starbucks
Author: mushroomcloudslooklikebroccoli PM
Danny had Starbucks. Completely random oneshot. Kinda funny, and extremely fun to write. Now click that link... SEQUEL UP: DAN'S REVENGE!Rated: Fiction K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 983 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11-03-06 - Published: 10-13-06 - Status: Complete - id: 3197497
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A large shadow appeared in the depths of Clockwork's castle. The jerky, evil, puss packed Dan Phantom silently passed a room where Clockwork was taking a shower. After screaming like a 5-year-old girl, Dan flew off to find the portal.
Dan smiled as his old school came into view. This was gonna be fun…
Danny, who was still full of Starbucks, was jumping up and down in his seat at lunch. "And you let him drink the whole thing, why…?" Tucker had asked. Little did he know the hyper-ness would come in handy…
A large wave of green sonic-things knocked over a bunch of trees as Danny's ghost sense went off.
"Is that…?" Sam started to ask, turning to look at Danny. But he was already gone, the only signs that he had been there the dents in the table where his hands had gripped.
"Hello Daniel. It is great to see you again," Dan said sarcastically as he noticed a black and silver blur headed towards him. But it didn't stop. It went right into Dan's stomach area.
"HiI'mhyperwhatchebeenuptoheyhow'dyougetoutofthethermosihadstarbucksthismorningsohowsclockworkdoesheknowyoureoutimreallyhyper!" Danny said extremely quickly.
Dan raised an eyebrow, and then realized what his former self had said.
"Oh, so you liked the Starbucks? What did you get?" he asked curiously. Something about Starbucks coffee had always made him and other ghosts extremely hyper and strong.
"Idontknowsamwentthereandijustorderedsomethingthatimtoohypertoremembermayikickyourbuttnow?" was the ridiculously hyper Danny's reply.
Danny's eye started twitching again (TIME FOR A SUGAR RUSH! UH OH!), and he lunged forward and attacked himself (that was weird). He beat up every square inch of himself (so weird…), and put out himself with a fire hydrant that he rammed himself into (okay, that was the weirdest thing yet…). Dan's hair went out and he looked funny. Then I showed up and started laughing at Dan because he looked stupid bald.
Dan got angry and his hair came back and he, like, killed me and stuff. Then I came back as a halfa and kept laughing at him because Danny used the fire hydrant again. Then Danny realized that he had been holding the thermos the whole time.
Dan got sucked into the thermos, making a mental note not to attack on days that he had had Starbucks. Unless the 'him' meant the future version, not the- AAAGH! TOO CONFUSING!
Danny shook his head, the sugar and caffeine wearing off. (A/N It was loopy… I'm a loopy… I'm a loopy loopy…) He heard Dan's voice saying "I want some Starbucks…" before realizing what was going on and capping the thermos.
Many weeks later, Dan's haunting voice still came back to him…
"I want some Starbucks…"
A/N I don't know why I showed up.
I hope you enjoyed the stupid sequel and strange ending.
Dan: I want my hair back!
Me: I'm a pyromaniac, and I think that's strange.