Title: Yoga
Rating: G
Characters/Pairings: Nami, Zoro, appearances by Luffy and Sanji

It came to me that if Luffy took it into his head, he could be beyond good at yoga. I played with the idea a bit but, knowing next to nothing about yoga, eventually just came up with this little drabble.

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"Yoga."
"Yoga," Nami agreed.
"Why the hell would I want to do your pansy girly exercises?"
"Bet'cha you can't."
"If I take that bet, I'll have to do your stupid yoyo to prove you wrong."
"Yoga."
"Who cares?"
"Sanji-kun already agreed to."
"That poof would do anything you asked him to."
"So did Luffy."
"What the hell's the point in him trying to bend in weird ways?"
"So you're not going to do it."
"No."
"And you admit that both Sanji-kun and Luffy are more man than you."
"No."
"Well…"
"I hate you."

Yoga practice ended when Zoro accused Sanji of staring at his butt, Sanji got mad at Zoro for getting Nami as a stretching partner, and Luffy fell asleep balanced on his head.