After spending her money on a plasma screen to go in her room and telling everyone she entered a sweepstakes at Hogwarts, Cathy spent much time with her friends watching American Idol and Americas Funniest Home Videos

Neville: I love that Chinese dude. He sings like me

Lianna: Uhh… Neville, that's not a good thing

Neville: I know. But he can be famous, that means I can too

Ryan: Whatever floats your boat Nev

Ron: Americans are stupid

Aiden, Lianna, Shani: Hey!

Cathy: Hes right though

Aiden: We know

Lianna: That doesn't mean he has to say it though

Today was classes again. After their final class (Defence), the group was walking back to their common rooms to put down their bags before heading for dinner. The Gryffindors had already taken the turn to the stairs to the Gryffindor common room and the Ravenclaws were heading past Flitwicks classroom.

Roxanne: Hey guys, I have to see Flitwick about an overdue homework assignment

Ryan: Ok, well meet up later

After making sure Ryan and Luna had walked around the corner, she ran off in the opposite direction

Roxanne: Peeves! Peeves… where are you?

She was walking past a tapestry of Mildred the Mild when Peeves suddenly popped out

Peeves: You rang?

Roxanne: Peeves? You scared me

Peeves: I know. Now what does Ms. Lady-girl want?

Roxanne: I have a proposition for you

Peeves: What kind of proposition?

Roxanne: How would you like to reek more havoc? Havoc no one at this school has ever seen?

Peeves: Ooohh Peeves would like that very much, Ms….

Roxanne: Ms. Monty

Peeves: Oh yes Ms. Monty… wait… whats the catch?

Roxanne: The only thing is you cant hit me, but you can hit everyone else. Also, you cant let anyone know I gave you this

She reached into her bag and pull out a neon coloured missile launcher. She then took out some little paint-filled bags and then said a spell over them.

Roxanne: In the muggle world, this is call a paintball gun. You put the paintballs in here, pull the trigger and fire

Peeves slowly floated down and took the gun from Roxanne

Peeves: Oh thank you Ms. Monty. You have my word

Roxanne: Good. Peeves, I want you to reek as much havoc with this as possible

Peeves: You know I will

As she was walking back to the Ravenclaw common room, she said over her shoulder "I put a charm on them so they'll never run out. So you wont have to come back to me for more"

Peeves: Thanks again Ms. Monty. Come now Peevsy, lets go find some firsties

The Gryffindors were walking back down to the Great Hall when they heard screams a few hallways ahead. Rushing to the rescue, they came upon the sight of some fellow Hogwarts students running from Peeves, hands above their heads. It seemed that Peeves had a missile launcher of some sort that fired colours, as apparent by the splatters on peoples clothing

Harry: Peeves!

Peeves: Yes Pothead?

Harry: Whered you get that thing?

Peeves: Ask me no questions and ill tell you no lies

Harry: Stop it Peeves

Peeves: Oh I think I wont

Peeves then shot paintballs at the group, who tried in vain to repel the balls but it had no use. Magic didn't work either. It seemed that wherever Peeves got the gun, also stopped magic to affect it. But who would just leave a gun like that lying around when Peeves was always an earshot away…Unless it wasn't forgotten but given. Now who did they know that would give Peeves a paintball gun?

Everyone: Roxanne

Harry: Peeves, wheres Roxanne?

Peeves: Shes neither here nor there

Harry: peeves!

Peeves: Nuh huh

Ginny: Feel the wrath of Bat Boogies

Giant flying bat-shaped boogies started flying at Peeves. Even he couldn't escape them.

Peeves: AHHH! Call them off

Ginny: Did Roxanne give you this?

Peeves: Oh Ms. Monty… forgive me

Aiden: Lets get her!

They ran through the halls until they got to the Great Hall, where they Ryan, Luna, Roxanne and Draco sitting at their usual spot at the Ravenclaw table.

Herm: Roxanne!

Roxanne: Take a chill pill Hermy. Whats up?

Draco: Whats up with your clothes?

Ginny: Why does Peeves have a paintball gun?

Draco: Paintball?

Shani: Think about it and it will come to you

Draco -1..2..3- Oh

Roxanne: How should I know?

Herm: Well there muggle. Peeves shouldn't have that

Roxanne: Maybe some muggleborn firsty left it lying somewhere

Ginny: Also Peevsy mentioned your name

Roxanne: Damn you Peeves

Herm: Why!

Roxanne: Because its fun. Hey do you guys wanna play on the weekend

Lianna, Aiden: Sure!

Everyone else: uhh…

Roxanne: Don't worry about it

So that weekend, they all put on T-shirts and shorts and the protective padding. Roxanne had brought enough guns for everyone (my dad owns a store that sells them) and they divided into teams. Team A- Harry, Ginny, Roxanne, Ryan (who had a little difficulty with holding the gun), Luna, Shani ; Team B- Hermy, Ron, Draco, Aiden, Lianna, Cathy.

A giant scoreboard floated above their playing field that had both individual points and team points. The time was set for an hour and a half and they began.

In the end, Team A had won, with Ron getting the most points

Ron: Who knew paintball was so much fun. Im gonna challenge Peeves one day.