Author: Shadow Pumpkinhead PM
After waking Mr. Burns in the 22 Century, Fry and the Gang join up with the Simpsons to stop Burns and Mom from taking over the past.Rated: Fiction K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - & Fry, P. - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,127 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12-01-06 - Published: 10-22-06 - id: 3210117
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Futurama and the Simpsons are owned by 20th Century Fox. Apologies to all.
Back to the Past…Again
Philip J. Fry woke up in his room, one Saturday morning, as he drank a warm can of Slurm that was next to his bed. The time on the clock radio read 9:45 a.m., as Fry sprayed his drink out of his mouth.
"Bender, wake up!" Fry shouted to the beer drinking robot, who came out of his closet. "We're late for work!"
"You meatbag, its Saturday," corrected Bender. "We don't work on the weekends. What do you want to do tonight?"
"The same thing we do every night, Pinky…I mean Bender," Fry spoke like the Brain from a certain cartoon series from the past. "We're supposed to meet the gang at the movies to see Spider-Man 50. I hope it isn't that stupid Clone Saga arc."
"Don't worry, I got a bootlegged copy just in case," Bender grinned evilly.
Just then, the door opened, and Turunga Leela entered. She is dressed in a red jumpsuit covered with dirt. The cyclops smiled at the two, then patted the dirt from her jumpsuit to the rug.
"Leela, I just got that rug cleaned," said Fry. "What's with the jumpsuit?"
"The Professor found a caveman in Central Park, and wants you two to help out," replied Leela, as fry began to speak, she interrupted him. "No it is not Fred Flintstone."
"Rats," said Fry, as he snapped his fingers.
'The caveman looks like a human skeleton in a business suit," continued Leela.
"This I got to see," said the robot. "I've heard rumors about living skeletons, that they eat your flesh."
"Bender, he's frozen," corrected Leela. "Come on, you two slackers, we got work to do."
Minutes later at Central Park, Fry, Leela, and Bender walked towards Professor Farnsworth, who is next to the frozen man.
"Good news, everybody," said the professor. "I think I know who the caveman is. From the business suit, it has to be Donald Trump."
"Professor, Trump's head is at Trump Towers 3000," corrected Leela.
"If it isn't Trump, then who is it?" Farnsworth asked the crew.
Fry walked closely to the frozen man, which gave him a shocked look on his face. "Oh my god, it can't be!"
"You know the caveman, Fry?" Leela asked him.
"I do," replied Fry. "He's the most evil man in the whole world."
"Vince McMahon?" Bender asked. "We don't need another XFL Evolution crap."
Fry grabbed a sledgehammer and shattered the cubed ice to reveal an old skeletal man from inside. The old man woke up, as he looked at the Planet Express crew.
"What year is this?" The old man spoke.
"3006, sir," said Amy Wong, who just appeared out of nowhere.
"When did you get here, Amy?" Fry asked.
"This is just a lousy cameo for me," replied Amy. "I'm off to my trailer."
"Excellent," C. Montgomery Burns evilly smirked, as he rubbed his hands together.
To be continued…