-1Hello my fellow weirdos! This is a oneshot about everyone’s favorite fruitcake!!!!! YAY!

DISCLAIMER: I Do NOT own any of the InuYasha or Tsubasa people so don’t sue me.

The 50 Year Old Virgin Promo

Announcer: This summer -coolsoundeffects- If you loved “The 40 Year Old Virgin” -moresoundeffects- You will love -boomboom-

InuYasha: Whoawhoawhoa! Hold the phone! Whats this about a “50 Year old Virgin”?

Krazi: Cut! What is it now, InuYasha?

Inu: If you recall, I was pinned to a fucking tree for 50 fucking years! So you shouldn’t make fun of me!

Krazi: This parody is about Naraku, you fuckhead!

Inu: …..Shit

-50 Year Old Virgin Take 2-

Announcer: This summ-

Naraku: -Runs out of dressing room, naked- Where’d my dick go?!?!

Krazi: Naraku

Naraku: Huh?

Krazi: You never had one, dumbass

Naraku: ….Oh yeah -goes back to dressing room-

Krazi: -sigh-

-Take 57-

Announcer: This-

Naraku: MY HAIR!!!! MY HAIR IS PINK!!!

Krazi: That’s because I painted it in the last parody, dimwad

Naraku: …….Oh yeah

Announcer: I quit!

Krazi: NO!!! Come back! …..Oh fuck this! C’mere Kouga! I need a good fuck!!!

-Epilouge-

All the readers who read this now have blood shooting from their eyes and have brain tumors

Because of this pointless and retarded parody