|Why Jin Has Such a Generous Bust
Author: Supergirrl PM
You're all thinking it, I'm just writing a fic about it. For anyone who wondered how Jin has such an impressive bust.Rated: Fiction K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Words: 685 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10-26-06 - Status: Complete - id: 3215465
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Okay, I know this is weird. I know this is disgusting. I know that I sound perverted. I know it is weird, it's the truth, and I am not a pervert. I let the males of the world do that for me. I was watching this with my brother and he pointed out that Jin was blessed in the chest department, which led to this.Reviews are appreciated.
Disclaimer: I do not own Avatar, or Jin's magic boob-enhancing device(Though if you find it, I wouldn't mind one.)
They were worried because of the show's lack of male fans. For females, it was the only cartoon to feature attractive males in every single episode. But for the male fans, they only have Katara, who gets a bit boring at times. The creators realized that male viewers could see minor mistakes more easily than the female viewers, since they maintained full control of their brain. Many realized during the Waterbending Scroll that Katara's reaction to being kidnapped and tied to a tree was not at all realistic. Any straight female would have, in her place, been screaming," PLEASE, PLEASE KIDNAP ME!" and giving him all the information on the damn Avatar that he could ever want to know. The male creators were getting very worried indeed. They needed a solution to their predicament. But who would be able to attract more male fans that ever? What character would be attractive enough to do this?
And then there was Jin. Known by Zutara fans as "Earth Kingdom whore" and " (your choice of cuss word goes here) bitch Mary Sue!". The favorite character of all male viewers, and the non-Zutara people.
Why, you may ask, does she attract so many male fans? She's pretty, sure, but so was Song and Ty Lee and Suki and Jun and Yue. How is Jin any different?
The answer, dear friend and hopefully reviwer, is the boobs. I sound like a complete pervert saying that, but it's true. Watch her part of the episode closely, and you will notice that Jin has a larger bust than any other teenage female character on the show. She's supposed to be fifteen or sixteen, but ends up looking like the Pamela Anderson(a/n I actually like Pamela. I think she's a better mother than most celebrities.) of the Avatar world. We actually wonder if there is some sort of advanced Earthbending move that enlargens and lifts one's breasts. Is there any other explanation for Jin's bust? I think not, friend. The creators know that Song and Katara and Mai cannot compete with that. They represent all the three existing nations(the Air Nomads do not count, one person is not a nation), and can kick ass, but they do not have huge boobs. They look like normal teenage girls. Maybe the Sues can be both impossibly busty and powerful, but not our canon girls.
So, the creators managed to draw more male fans, but at what cost? How many angry Zutarians and Maikoians and Song fans are going to be up in arms about this, and will then go on crazy writing sprees to reassure themselves that She Who Has Big Boobs has not yet conquered their fandom.
Many wonder: Will Jin reappear? Will she end up with our favorite canon male? Will their children be as attractive as they are? More importantly, will they have ample busts? I have given you the questions, and only the creators and those who write fanfiction can give me the answers. So, I beg you, do that. And review.