The Adventures Of Nigredo's Horrible Singing!

Nigredo: Hey guys! Guess what!

Albedo/Rubedo: What, brother...

Nigredo: 'I like big butts and I can't lie, you other brothers can't deny...'

Rubedo/Albedo: SHUT UP! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH THE REAL NIGREDO!

Nigredo: 'Will the real Nigredo, please stand up, please stand up, please stand up...'

Rubedo/Albedo: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Nigredo: 'It's raining men, hallelujah...' starts dancing like a flamboyantly gay dancer

Rubedo/Albedo: What the..? You're supposed to be straight, right?

Nigredo: Not always...winks in a very disturbing way at his brothers

Rubedo/Albedo: AHHHHH! EWWWW...THAT'S GROSS! AHHHHHH!

Nigredo: '…lalalala...nothing to remember...lalalala, dancin' in September...'

Rubedo/Albedo: AHHHHHHHHHH!

Nigredo: Or what about this? 'You've been struck by a smooth criminal!' does the Michael Jackson moonwalk with the light up walkway

Rubedo/Albedo: (there are no words to describe their mental torment)

Nigredo: No wait guys, what about this? 'Memory, all alone in the moonlight...'

Albedo/Rubedo: NO MORE!

Nigredo: Or what about this? 'I'm a Barbie girl, in a Barbie world; it's fantastic, made of plastic!'

Albedo/Rubedo: THAT'S IT! YOU ARE NO LONGER OUR BROTHER!

Nigredo: Or how about this song? 'I'm blue, da bu dee da bu die, da bu dee da bu die...'

Albedo/Rubedo: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Nigredo: 'Fanta, Fanta, don't cha wanta?'

Albedo/Rubedo: GOD I HATE THAT SONG! STOP IT!

Nigredo: Should I sing this then? 'I'm going under, drowning in youuuuu...'

Albedo/Rubedo: YOU DON'T SING ANYWHERE NEARLY AS WELL AS AMY LEE!

Nigredo: W-w-wha-at...?...What? NOOOOOO! breaks down, and crawls into a corner and hugs magazine pictures of Amy Lee to death

Albedo/Rubedo: YES WE FINALLY GOT HIM TO STOP! 'We are the champions, my friends...' they look at each other in fear NOOO! WE'RE DOING IT TOO! AHHHHHHHHHHHH!