Disclaimer: Don't own.

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How pitiful. What a pathetic choice of last words. I've been replaying them in my head all day.

"I hope..."

I expected more of a fight. Some struggle, a cutting insult or a dire curse. Some flying metal at the least. It would only have been fitting. The man had been the leader of his people, defiant of all other authorities and tearfully eloquent in his rebellion.

"I hope you..."

Being gnawed on by a zombie is disconcerting, I know. Victims usually scream and babble in mortal terror, so I guess there's a chance that he'd be a bit off his game. Still, it's hard to believe that Magneto, the mighty mutant overlord, wouldn't have a dramatic speech prepared for the moment of his demise. I would never have dreamed the self-proclaimed master of magnetism would have planned on his last words being so... mediocre.

"I hope you choke on me!"

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AN: You know it's true, terrible last words. I think the writers must have just stopped trying. I wrote this because I saw there was but one fic in this category, and for the opportunity to mock Magneto. It's fun, you should try it sometime. Ladies and gentlemen, you've been a great audience! Thank you and goodnight.