Just something i thought of.

Me: "Hey Sango."
Sango: "Yes?"

Me: "You said you would give birth to all of Miroku's babies, no matter how many, right?"

Sango: "Yes I did say that. What about it?"

Me: "What happens if Miroku wants 30 kids? Do you know how many diaper changes that will be?"

Sango: "OO Oh dear, OO I never thought about that..."

Miroku: “Who said anything about 30? I want 40.”

Me & Sango: “WHAT?!”

Miroku: “What’s so bad about having 20 little Miroku’s and 20 little Sango’s running around?”

Sango: “Oh dear.” Faints.