|Deadpool,Batman and a bomb
Author: The Writer Guy PM
A heartwarming story about a girl,her horse,and fulfilling your dreams.Pfffff....Right. One-shot.Rated: Fiction T - English - Humor/Adventure - Words: 505 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Published: 10-28-06 - Status: Complete - id: 3219070
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"See this? Do you not see this?",Deadpool frantically yells at man with a pointy-eared cowl and a long cape."Hello! This is one of my many awesome minions,I call him Little Yellow Box#453. Gaze at it's awesomeness..ness."
"Do you ever shut up?",The caped man replies.
"Occasionally. Like when Sopranos is on,I have to be really quite,so I can hear the repo men if they find out I'm pirating sattelite TV."
"Whatever,let's just deactivate the nuclear bomb and leave."
" 'just'? Does nuclear bomb come up that often?"
"You'd be surprised."
"I would? What does this happen like twice a day,twice a week,I mean do you keep a tally?"
"Yes,I do. But,please just focus.",As the two walk along a dark corridor...
"Stop! We're two superheroes walking down a dark corridor,which means that bad guys'll come out of nowhere and interrupt us mid-senten-"
When suddenly Deadpool is interrupted mid-setence by bad guys coming out of nowhere.
"See?",As Deadpool says this,Batman just sighs,hopelessly.
"This is as far as you go,morons!",says a man in somekind of Ironman-like suit with a skull printed on it and mettalic skull mask on his face,"For I am...The Dark Punishment Man."
"What the hell kinda name is zat?",Deadpool exclaims.
"FU!",Dark Punishment Man yells as he jumps up and rushes at Deadpool,but Deadpool sheilds himself with the blunt end of his sword.
Meanwhile--"Wait,why is this particular while so mean? Was it raised in the ghetto? Did a life of hardknocks force him into a nervous breakdown? I mean give a backstory! If it' really going to be mean,you might as well say why,and will the while attack me? Does it have rabies? Will it have babies? Does Dr.Seuss write my dialogue?"
"ENOUGH!",exclaimed the narrarator,as he hit Deadpool with the wrath of God in the form of a lightning bolt."Ow.Now that's just mean."
Meanwhile--"I won't ask."--Batman digs his fist into a robot minion,crushing it circuits and sparking wildly,while--"aah,just a good ol' fashioned one."--Deadpool has his katana seeping deep into his opponent's brain,"Oh,you're a robot.",Deadpool says as Dark Punishment Man falls to the ground,sword still stuck,sparking."Well,that just about wraps it up."
"No,we still have to disarm the bomb."
"Yes and then we shake hands and say something along the lines of 'nice working with you',that's how all these crossovers end. That part'll be boring,no one will read it."
Batman just shakes his head,annoyed...