AN: Holy crap! I haven't updated this thing in 3 years! And after re-reading I realize my spelling was horrid, I apologize to you all for that. Anyway! I'm thinking I should update mayhaps.

Damn. I forgot what was goin' on. Uhhh, oh yeah! The cross dressing! The cross dressing! It's allll coming back to me now. Now, to figure out how to make this go. Eh, we'll just have to see.

Gai/Guy(however you spell it) v.s. Kakashi

"Alright Gai! Listen up!" Kakashi yelled at him. "I am sick and tired of your stupid competitions of-" Kakashi used air-quotes "youth." Gai had decided to have more competitions than he had originally decided, much to Kakashi's dismay. "No no no no no!" Kakashi yelled at him. "Here." He pushed Naruto towards Gai. "Challenge Naruto! I'm sure he'd be more than happy to oblige."

"Sorry sensei, but not this time." Naruto said, walking away.

"Traitor..." Kakashi muttered under his breath.

"I have the perfect idea this time!" Gai declared. "We shall-"

"Do nothing." Neji cut him off. "I'm tired. And my spandex are riding up." He admitted, much to his chagrin. " I say we just continue tomorrow."

"Yes! Tomorrow! The youth will live on 'til tomorrow! Tomorrow it is! Farewell my friends!" Gai said. "50 laps around the village! On our left hand and right foot! Come on Lee!"

"Yes sir!" And with that, Gai and Lee were gone.

"I say we kill him in his sleep." Kakashi decided.

"You can't go that far..." Naruto said. "I mean, it'd definitely be noticeable, him not around."

"But oh, how peaceful it would be..." Kakashi said hopefully.

"Let's just go on a mission, he can't get you then." Naruto said.

"Brilliant! Naruto! You little genius!" Kakashi said ecstatically, pointing to Naruto. "it's perfect!

And so it was decided that Team 7 would leave on a mission tomorrow, to escape from Team 9(a.k.a. Gai's team).

"Alright, Team 7, your mission for today..." Tsunade mused. "Will be to babysit my sister's 2 year old son." (AN: Tsunade has a sister now XD).

"Aw, can't we go on some exciting mission?" Naruto whined.

"I've heard lots about that kid. Trust me, it'll be plenty exciting if what I heard is true. Now you don't have time to waste, get going."

"Alright!" Naruto said, ready to prance out the door. Or window, whichever got him closer to his mission.

"Hold up Naruto, I haven't even told you where she lives yet." Tsunade said. Naruto stopped dead in his tracks. "She lives in a nearby village, up in the mountains. You can't miss it, it's by a huge lake, and it's the only house there/ Oh, and there's a big shrine by it too. Have fun, and say hi to little Taro for me."

"Will do, can we go now?" Naruto was growing impatient.

"One last thing, Team 9 will be accompanying you on your mission." She added. Everyone's face turned from bliss and excitement, to grim and anxiousnesses.

"Ha, y-you're not serious...are you?" Sakura asked.

"Uh, yeah. Gai heard you guys were going on a mission and asked if he and his team could go along." Tsunade said. At this, Sakura sighed heavily, Sasuke frowned, and Kakashi asked the Lord why he must be punished so. Naruto just kept staring at the door.

"Yeah yeah, that's great, can we go now?" He yelled. Tsunade nodded.

"Good Luck."