Well Bringing Down the Mouse has been put on an indifferent cancellation. So now I present another Calvin at Camp story!

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It was another morning at camp. Calvin and Hobbes were walking towards a bizarre fence that surrounded of good half of the camp.

Calvin: What do you think it is?
Hobbes: Redecorating comity perhaps.

Calvin: Well there's only one way to find out.

The spiky haired six-year old and his tiger pal slipped under the fence to see a sight fit for weirdness. "Wow" was all they could manage. It looked like the camp had been turned into a bad portrait of Washington D.C. Calvin and Hobbes were broken form their trance when a cardboard limo pulled by Ed came up to them. It seemed as if someone was trying to role the fake window down to no avail when finally it was merely torn off.

Eddy: HEY! This is a private country, only citizens of Edmerica are allowed.

Calvin: Huh?

Double D then popped his head out of the window.

Edd: You see Calvin, Hobbes, Eddy is…

Eddy: I'm fed up with all the dumb rules this country has! So I made my own.

Hobbes: That is honestly the stupidest thing you've ever done Eddy.

Ed: No way. Eddy's the man with the plan!

Edd: Indeed. So you two would you like to become citizens of Edmerica?
Eddy: Hey, hey, hey! I'm the only one who decides that kind of stuff. We'll take you guys on the grand tour, only 25 cents.

Calvin: I'm not sure. Can I be president?

Eddy: I'm the president around here. Double D's the vice president and Ed's the horse.

Ed: Caw, Caw. Cock-a-doodle-do! I am a pony, fell my pretty main.

Calvin: Well if I can't be president then go day to you sir!

Eddy: Well if you be can't be here because you can't be president because I'm president then good day to you sir!

Ed: I have mole on my butt that looks like Bowser Koopa eating sausage over a roaring fire.

Edd: Thank you for sharing that with us Ed.

Calvin stormed out of Edmerica furious over Eddy.

Calvin: Why can't I be president! I'm so much better for the job!

Hobbes: Well you could always uhh, forget this ever happened and give me more tuna for dinner each night.

Calvin: How does that help our current situation?

Hobbes: It helps my situation.

Calvin: I HAVE NO TIME FOR YOUR NEEDS! Sorry.

By now they had made into the large center playroom thingy place. Calvin began to grab various objects to form a sort of fence.

Hobbes: What are you doing?

Calvin: If I can't be president of Edmerica then I'll be king of Calvinanda. Get it, Canada/Calvinada.

Hobbes: And I though today couldn't get any stupider.

Soon Calvinada had taken roughly the remaining 2/3 of the camp. General Calvin stood before his army, in other words Hobbes.

Back in Edmerica Eddy sat atop his throne ("Of course presidents have thrones sock head.) The chair in question was situated on top of Mount Edmore. Mount Edmore was constructed from the not so precious garbage of the exotic and fare away land of Cul-de-Sacia. To picture this in your head just think of Mount Rushmore with the Ed's heads on it. A chair taken from Jimmy's tea set furniture and Linus's blanket made it comfy. Plank had been converted into a footstool on that made up one of the Eddy face's hairs. Using a pair of Binoculars the con artist could see over the entire camp. Eddy was most interested in what was now Calvinada.

Eddy: So, that little squirt thinks he can make his own country.

Edd: It's a free country Eddy.

Ed: My brain is itchy.

Eddy: That was random. How'd you guys even get up here?

Edd: I though we agreed not to mention the plot holes Eddy.

Eddy: Who cares? It's time to teach Calvin and Hobbes a lesson in Politics.

Edd: Wow Politics I never knew your vocabulary was so advanced Eddy.

Ed: Just like my mom!

Eddy: Well we need to teach him lesson and here's how. Were gonna build us a weapon of mass destruction and land it smack dab in Calvinada.

Edd: And just how do we do that?

Eddy: Who said we? You're the one to build it.

Ed: Look both ways before crossing the street Double D!

Edd: I wouldn't build you two something so destructive in a million eons Eddy.

Eddy: Are sure?

Jason and Marcus who were they only citizens of Edmerica showed up. Soon this set off a song.

Eddy, Ed, Jason, and Marcus: Oh would you please Double D?

Make us a weapon so cool we'll drool! Will you Double D?

Eddy: Hey! Please just make us a weapon now

Jason: Double D

Don't you see!

Marcus: You could fulfill our greatest fantasy!

Eddy: Oh, come!

Don't ya see the weapon in your mind's eye!

Marcus: Make plans!

Jason: Eat some Tums!

Ed: Ring bells! Bang the drums!

All four: What a great weapon you could make Oh my!

Double D a member is he of Ed, Edd, 'n Eddy

Was distressed 'cause he weighed less than seventy

He's really been working out, so hopefully no one doubts

He's got a lot of weights, 'least fifty pounds

Eddy: Double D

Amazing is he

And we all know it

Smart as ten genius men, definitely!

Jason: He makes robots everyday

Marcus: And they're amazing I say

Ed: Who is great all of the way?

All Four: Why, Double D

Jason: You've got millions of awesome inventions

Eddy: And a cactus

Ed: And a stinky hat

Marcus: And how we'd thank you is something to mention

Eddy: If you just give us a weapon that could give us detention

Marcus: And I bet you shan't

All Four: Ever see something else like that

(The Kanker Sisters pop out of nowhere)

Marie: Double D! Handsome is he, and we all know it

Has nice shoes, could never lose

Playing hockey

Well, we'll all scramble about

He's a big target and stout

But we'll catch him an make out with Double D

(Sung in counterpoint)

Lee and May: There's no question that he's quite alluring

Though his intellect may leave some snoring

Thankfully, we girls are just so sophisticated

Of course, when he sees us, he'll go running

'Cause he finds us a bit less than stunning

So we gotta tranquilize him first, so he's sedated

Eddy: We'd congratulate you all day

(Edd: This could go so wrong, this could go so wrong)

And to use it, you could charge a fee

You've got other stuff that we didn't say

All Four: You've got that and more but you are sure

You're much better than you and me, Double D! Double D...

All Four: Double D

A member is he of Ed, Edd, 'n Eddy

Pardon our greed, but we do need something of ye

It would be so fine, if you gave us doomsday designs

With sixty lazers, cannons galore

With bullets and blasters

A few bombs and more

Ed: With violent things, a little bell that rings!

All Four: That's what we all need, you see... (Edd: Alright, Alright! I'll do it!)

...Thanks, Double D!

Edd got to work but little did any of them know they too were being watched. Back in Calvinada our spiky haired hero, his tiger pal Hobbes, and Calvinada's two citizens: Linus and Johnny were watching.

Calvin: Cheesy musical numbers? Weapons of mass destruction? Jason and Marcus? Edmerica is going down.

Johnny: We're coming buddy!

Linus: Don't worry Johnny, Plank and my blanket will be safely back with us soon enough. Right Charlie?

Calvin: (Notices Charlie Brown is here) Hey! How'd you get here?

Charlie Brown: Linus told me to help.

Johnny: So we're gonna shoot you out of a cannon?
Charlie Brown: Good grief.

Somewhere in the Mushroom Kingdom… Bower was looking through a crystal ball to spy on the kids.

Bowser: Dang! I was gonna take over that darn camp and make it into Bowserstan! (Grumbles)

In Edmerica Double D was putting the final touches on Eddy's doomsday weapon.

Edd: You do know I highly disapprove of this Eddy. (Puts a bell that rings on top) (Sigh) Done.

Jason and Marcus: COOL!

Edd: I spent paragraphs laboring over this and all you can say is cool?

Ed: Well I can say mustard.

Eddy: Sock head, here's the reward I promised you in the musical number. (Hands Double D a present)

Edd: Oh Eddy I don't know what to say. THANK YOU! (Grabs Eddy, Jason, Marcus, and Ed in a group hug)

Ed: Open it! My spleen can't take the excitement.

Edd: Thank you, thank you, thank you! (Opens box) NOTHING!

Eddy: No. The box is your present.

Edd: (Angry) YOU TRICKED ME! You lying, rotten, scoundrels!

Jason: Duh.

Ed: Marshmallows give me gas.

Edd: Oh you've done terrible things before but this takes the cake Eddy! I'm fed up with this! (Accidentally bangs hand on the "self-destruct" button on the weapon.) Oh my.

Ed: Are we gonna die?

BOOM!

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And so ends the Calvin at Camp election day special. The "Double D" song was from AladdEd with parts from Blue Paratroopa's canned Doomsday episode and some written by me to create a song. Originally Bowser was going to have a bigger role and it was going to be called "Proud to be an Edmerican" but I though "Edmerican Idiots" sounded better. Also this is the longest Calvin at Camp story I have ever written. And the first to feature Charlie Brown, any mention of the Mushroom Kingdom, Johnny, Linus's first speaking role and the Kanker Sisters.