Voldemort attacked Privet Drive. Harry came up with an idea to destroy him once and for all. Harry took Dudley's baseball bat and hid. Voldemort walked in. Harry hit him on the head.

And hit him.

And hit him.

And hit him.

And hit him.

And hit him.

And hit him.

And hit him.

And hit him.

And hit him.

And hit him.

And hit him.

And hit him.

And hit him.

And hit him.

And hit him.

And hit him.

And hit him.

But Voldemort wouldn't die. So Harry levitated the Television on top of him.

Lord Voldie Died.