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Got Nerve
Author: lietothedevil PM
What do you get if you mix Draco Malfoy, Pansy Parkinson, Harry Potter, and an upcoming talent show? Total and utter chaos. Add a dash of slash you have a perfect comedy. See Harry Potter convince Draco to enter. hpdm slash
Rated: Fiction T - English - Romance/Humor - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-08-06
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Disclaimer: I own absolutely nothing. Except for the plot.

This is a warning for those who don't like slash or things of that sort, don't read this. I hate bigoted idiots.


Harry was walking in an abandoned corridor when he heard singing. Due to innate curiosity he decided to investigate. He came up to a classroom

that was no longer in use. He started to open the door and was about to step in until he saw Draco Malfoy singing into a microphone. Behind him he

saw Theodore Nott playing a guitar like Pansy Parkinson, and behind them he saw Blaise Zabini playing the drums. However the song Draco was

singing intrigued him.

"I know where I stand, I know who I am

I would never run away when life's gets bad.

It's everything I see, every part of me, gonna

get what I deserve, I got nerve."

Harry was so into the song he didn't notice Draco stopped. He heard Pansy say "Dray are you going to enter the talent show?"

"What? No Pansy I'm not. And quit calling me Dray."

"Why not Draco? Your voice is great."

"Because Pans, I'm not going to. Those prejudiced idiots would probably think I cheated anyhow. Saying something like oh Malfoy can't possibly

sing like that, the bloody ferret or some other derogatory insult."

"Who cares about what they say Draco."

"I don't have the energy, so I'm not even going to bother. Just drop it ok."

"Yea Malfoy why don't you enter the talent show."

"Potter! What the hell are you doing here?"

"I was just walking, then I heard singing. Got curious so I followed the sound and surprise surprise it's Draco Malfoy singing."

Huffing indignantly Draco said " Why don't you take your nose out of my business Potter? Just because my friends and I were on your side doesn't

mean you can barge in and demand things from me. Who do you think you are? The bloody minister of magic."

"No, I'm the freaking Boy who lived. There's a difference. Although who knows I may one day be the minister of magic." Harry replied mockingly.

"Oh don't pay any attention to him Harry, Draco's just being a bit snippy today that's all." Pansy said butting into the conversation.

"A bit snippy, how dare you call me snippy woman. I am not snippy do you hear me. Malfoys don't do snippy." Draco replied irritated by her

choice of words.

"Like I was saying don't pay him any attention. You could however help me convince Dray here to enter the show. For that matter Blaise, Theo

you two can also help." Pansy sweetly said, completely ignoring Draco.

Blaise simply whined "Pans dear, if Draco doesn't want to do it, why should we push him. It's his choice, it's also his voice."

"Blaise darling, you are a big fat chicken. You're just taking his side because you're afraid he hex of your precious family jewels. But if he doesn't

then I will, you utter and complete wanker. Hmph, Theo what's your excuse." Pansy snapped back. Harry just watched on and snickered.

"My excuse, oh simple I don't really care about what Draco's does. And Pansy no I'm not afraid of Draco hexing off my bits, he wouldn't. He'd

probably smash my face in." Theo replied in a neutral voice.

"Well there you have it Pansy dear, Blaise is a big chicken who's afraid I'll hex his precious bits off, while Theo doesn't give a damn. Although I

have no idea why Blaise would be afraid about his bits being missing. It's not like anyone would miss them, now would they Blaise." Draco said

scathingly.

Blaise squawked indignantly replying " Oh really I'm sure my boyfriend Neville would. Though can't say the same for you virgin. Still a little on the

short side aren't we Draco. That would imply you would be the bottom in the relationship, if you had one."

Draco smiling sweetly said "Darling Blaise, to bad for Longbottom, because once I'm done with you, you will castrated like the common dog you

are." Each word said dripping with venom and promising retribution for letting his secret slip.

"You're still a virgin! Slytherin sex god is still a virgin! Oh god, this is rich just rich." Harry said all the while laughing till his sides started to hurt.

"Shut up Potter! I'll have you know I'm not some common whore. The mere thought of it brings shivers up my spine. Pfft, that rumor is nonsense.

Slytherin sex god indeed." Draco replied angrily.

"Enough! God damn it. I don't care if you don't care or if you are a big fat chicken," pointing simultaneously to both Theo and Blaise at the same

time. "You two lazy arses are going to help me convince Draco here to enter the talent show." Pansy near screamed at the two boys. "Harry gets to

help also."

"I don't fucking think so. There is no way in hell I am entering the talent show Pansy. And if you idiots think about ambushing me, I'll hex you so

hard you parents won't even recognize you!" Draco snarled.

"Why not Dray? You know that if you did you would win. Your voice can beat the snot of everyone else and their worthless talents." Pansy

whined.

"I don't care. If you idiots are done I have other things to do. Excuse me. Oh, and Blaise be sure to watch your back. Never know when a curse is

going to unexpectedly hit you on accident." Draco bit out. He then turned and started toward the door, pausing for one second he shook his head

walked on. When he reached the door, he turned and made a rude gesture toward everyone. He sauntered off with a smirk. Inside the room

however one person wasn't smiling. No Pansy was irritated that Draco blew her off, and that he didn't say yes to entering the talent show.

She started ranting saying "If it's the last thing I do I will get you to enter the talent show Draco Malfoy!"

In a different corridor

Draco suddenly felt a chill go up his spine, he looked around, seeing nothing he shook his head and walked on.

To Be Continued


A/n: Yay you made to the end of my fic. Thank you for taking the time to read my crappy fic. Please review if you have time. I like to see comments and any complaints about errors of any kind. As for my other fic I writer's block so that my take me a while, but I have a couple of oneshots planned to come out later. Almost done with one of them too. Till next time.
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