The amazing Mary Sue and pairing story
By Kamaniki
Rated: T
Disclaimer: I don't own Invader Zim, Jhonen owns it, and he will eat my brains.
Leanne belongs to me, She does not like anyone in the cast.
Summary: I make fun of them, isn't this a great parody? I tempt you to read this. lotsoffakeslash
A/N: So... Why haven't I seen any of these fics yet?

Once upon a time..

There was a girl, I mean a irken girl, she was very mean, didn't like anything and hates you. She has blue eyes, omg wow blue eyes, and loves stargazing, then one day she decided to go to earth and live there for no reason cause the tallests suck or something.

When she went to earth she "somehow" went to the same school as Zim. Oh no she falls in love with Zim then Zim's like OMG I LOVE YOU TOO! And then they make out. Isn't that sweet? D: Okay...

Rewind . . .

She goes to the skool, and is like "IM IN MS. BITTERS CLASS! IM CALLED LEANNE." Then she magically is seated behind Dib. They become 'friends' and she 'falls in love' with the Dib. HOW ROMANTIC, then she's like "lol ya I know that green kid's an alien, liek totaly." And then everyone calls Leanne crazy too, so she takes out a lazer and kills everyone. Now that wasn't very nice was it?

Rewind . . .

Leanne is seated behind Dib, she hates him cause he smells like Dib.

// His head smells // she thought out.

Then a ordinary day goes by, Dib's like "LOOK AT HIM.. He's so.. GREEN.." And Leanne is like "Liek ya I kno, lets go feed some pigs." They go to bloaty's together and Dib see's Gaz making out with Zim. WOW ZAGR. And Leanne kills them with lazers.

Rewind . . .

"LOOK AT HIM.. He's so.. GREEN..", Leanne didn't reply and drew stickmen on linepaper, she looked at Zim and tells Dib, "Your crazy, and stupid." just like anyone else would. :D

LUNCH TIME, Leanne sits at a popular table cause she looks cool to other people, she doesn't eat so she doesn't touch her food like "somewhat" Zim. But she ate a muffin :D Zim's poking at his food and Dib's like "HEY ALIEN SCUM! HERE'S SOME CHEEZE WIZ!" Dib throws, Zim dodges. Cheeze wiz slaps onto Leanne when she heads for the door. ---------------------------- ANGRY!!! and she sufficates Dib and Zim.

Now Leanne magically makes Dib and Zim gay and then they get married, and they lived happly ever after.

Rewind . . . Pause . . .