The amazing Mary Sue and pairing story
By Kamaniki
Rated: T
Disclaimer: I don't own Invader Zim, Jhonen owns it, and he will eat my brains.
Leanne belongs to me, She does not like anyone in the cast.
Summary: You know you want to read this, its very special that it pulls you in here to read it.
A/N: Augh its 5:41AM right now, hella sleepy D8! Okay whatever here you go, wrote this when I was thinking of cows and when I was watching some stargate... Yum XD

"HAY ALIEN SCUM! HERE'S SOME CHEEZE WIZ!" Dib slips over a banana peel. Life is good Zim see's Dib slip and points laughing at him like a crazy retard. Leanne leaves.

Leanne is walking 'home' and see's Dib chasing Zim with a camera. "OH MY GOD, DIB'S TAKING PORNO PICTURES!" Leanne sarcasticly screamed out "HE'S CRAZY!" some random kid screamed out too. Ms. Bitters looms by and attacks Dib with her pedophileness cause she is micheal jackson's sister. Dib screams and dies. Okay that was too creepy, who would of thought of Ms. Bitters being Micheal jackson's sister? YUCK!

Rewind . . .

Dib is chasing Zim with a camera, Leanne ignores and watch's Gaz walk by and grabs Dib by the neck then drags him away.

Leanne is home. She see's Gir there for no reason wit her 'omgwtfwowSIRUNIT' SO CALLED 'CORNFLAKES'. "OMG IM CRAZY TOO! LETS BE CRAZY TOGETHER!" CORNFLAKES freakishly screamed out and Gir screamed too, "I LIKE MY LEGS!" and they both explode cause they're both crazy.

Rewind . . .

Leanne is home, and has no SIR unit, so she goes watch tv.

"BUT I THOUGHT THIS TEA WAS ORANGE TEA!" the guy with sunglasses said freaking out

A granny wacked him on the back with her walking stick "Well it ain't orange tea! It's my goats milk!"

"AUGHH!!!" The guy slambed his fists on the ground and waved his arms in the air. "WHYYY!!!!"

Leanne turned off the tv.

Next morning, She goes to school again, another new girl in class OMG! Dib points with his freaked out drooling face along with Zim sept he is screaming like a crazy squirel thing. "HI! My names Tak, Im back from my vacation from... some far away place." Then she makes out with Zim after school on their way home for no reason. That's really cute man, no. D8

Rewind . . .

Leanne goes to school, nothing special happend besides watching Zim and Dib trying to kill each other with Ink.

Gym class, everyone was killing each other with dodge balls. Leanne sat at the side watching drinking some soda. She looks up and see's a gaint disguised ship that looks like a baby floating by and abducting random kids.

"Life stinks." Leanne cocked an eyebrow taking a sip of her soda, and walked away.

Lunchtime, Leanne decided to sit outside. She's outside sitting by a tree, looking at the sky and see's a spaceship fly by dropping a guy who smacked onto his face in front of her. The guy sat up rubbing his back and waved at the ship. "Uh, bye Spoopty! Mooshy! I'll miss our adventures together drinking soda in space!!" The guy turned around and looked at Leanne and stared at her with his jaw dropping. "Uh eh.. He.. hehe... YOU DIDN'T SEE ME!" He squeaked and ran into the school.

Leanne jumped up screaming like a fangirl and chased after him then nuked the school.

Rewind . . .

The guy squeaked and ran into the school dropping a nametag on the ground. Leanne stared at it and back at the guy who ran away, then picked it up. "Mr. Dwicky, eh?"

After lunch everyone went back to class.

Pause . . .