When Fan Girls Attack!

By: AlucardLordOfVampires and Seto's Princess

AlucardLordOfVampires: Well...um...I've had a block with this story...don't kill me please!! yea it's a short chapter...but the next one will be longer hehehe...

Chapter Two – The Fangirls

The eight boys pulled themselves out of the dog pile.

"Grr Kaiba, whattya doin' in MY apartment?" Joey growled at Seto, who looked at him sourly and replied, "Why would I be in your dog house Wheeler?"

"Take that back Kaiba!" Joey said, getting ready to sock Seto one.

"Guys! Stop! We need to figure out where we are." Yugi said, looking around the room and spying the girls who were gawking at them. "Um, hello ladies." Yugi said, smiling.

"Yes, hello." Yami said, waving to them.

"Bakura... please be so kind as to get your ass out of my face!" YamiMarik yelled at Bakura, who happened to be sitting on him. Bakura immediately clambered off YamiMarik, kicking him in the nose in the process.

"OW… like landing on my knee when I fell didn't hurt badly enough," YamiMarik said, rubbing his sore nose. Bakura snickered.

"Looks like I'm not getting any sleep tonight, am I? And I have to work tomorrow!" Ryou complained.

"Ryou, I don't think you'll be going to work tomorrow." Marik said, looking around the room.

"Where the heck are we anyway?" Bakura asked after looking around himself.

During these 10 minutes, the girls had not moved from their spot and still had open mouthed looks of awe on their faces. But they had a reason to be gawking; the boys were in their pajamas!

Yugi happened to be wearing his favorite blue and yellow star pajamas.

Yami was in nothing but a pair of black jogging pants.

Joey had a white undershirt and his boxers on.

Seto was standing there in nothing but his royal blue silk pajama pants.

Marik had on a yellow pajama top with green bottoms.

Bakura was wearing red silk shirt and black pants.

YamiMarik was wearing nothing but his black boxers.

Ryou was sporting a sky blue tank and the same color pants.

"Girls… Please tell me I'm not dreaming." Tamara said slowly.

"If I am I want you all out of it!" Viki growled.

"Nobody pinch me I'm just fine." Jessica said dreamy like.

"Is… that really Yugi?" Bria asked excitedly.

"If it is, then that's Yami!" Patricia exclaimed, walking over and poking Yami's hair.

"Hey! Do you mind?" Yami asked, batting her hand away.

"Well girls… you know what this calls for!" Sarai cheered gleefully.

"GLOMP' EM!" they all yelled at the top of their lungs.

"Aibou…what exactly does 'glomp' mean?" Yami asked Yugi worriedly as the girls ran to them.

"I dunno but I think we are gonna find out!" Yugi said, hiding behind Yami.

…

"Ahh! Lemme goooooo!" Joey yelled as Suzy clamped her arms around him in a fierce hug.

"No!" she replied.

"Get off, you're crushing my ribs!" Marik begged, trying to pry Tamara off of him but to no avail.

"Careful! You'll crush me if you squeeze any harder!" Yugi warned Bria, "Oh Sorry Yugi." Bria said, loosening her grip.

"Ooooh how I've always wanted to do this you, you psychopath!" Jessica said as she squeezed YamiMarik.

"Ahhhh! Love! It burns!" YamiMarik said, trying to pry her off.

"Nice to meet you too," Ryou said smiling as Viki hugged him to death.

Seto glared. "Get off me now or I swear your descendants will regret it," he threatened as Sarai glomped the air out of him.

"No, I don't think so," she said with a bright smile.

Bakura smirked. "Ha! I don't have a parasite on me like the rest of you."

Suddenly, Viki's smirk changed into a cheery smile and her dark violet eyes seemed to lighten slightly.

"Bakura!" she exclaimed and jumped into Bakura's arms, leaving Ryou to breathe for a moment.

The girls looked at her and blinked. "Oh boy… Vicki with a 'c' in it is back…"

"I thought she got over that whole 'nice girl' thing," Tamara stated.

"Apparently not," Sarai mumbled, leaning against Seto's bare chest.

"I can believe it's really you, my white-haired hunk!" Vicki exclaimed, rubbing her face against Bakura's red silk shirt.

Bakura growled and tried to pry her off. "I thought you liked my stupid hikari! Now, get off me!"

Vicki blinked and turned to face Ryou. "Ryou!" Her eyes darkened again and she had a sort of demented grin on as she pushed Bakura off her and tackled Ryou to the floor. "Hug me back! Hug me back, now!" she shouted at poor Ryou, who blinked in confusion.

"And now she's Viki without a 'c' again…" Suzy pointed out.

"Thank you, captain obvious," Tamara said.

Bakura sat up and blinked. "What the hell is her problem?"

"Um…Well Viki is kinda like you." Jessica said while playing with YamiMarik's hair.

"What in the heck does that mean?" Ryou asked gasping in between hugs.

"She is sort of two people in one mind. Multiple Personality Disorder." Bria said.

"And they released her from the asylum?" Bakura asked bewildered.

Viki turned to look at Bakura and turned into sweet innocent Vicki.

"Baku! Oh sorry Ryou I didn't mean to land on you." Vicki smiled as she ran over and glomped Bakura.

"Why me?" Bakura said as he fell on the floor because he wasn't ready for the girl.

"Ok now Viki's problem aside, how did you guys get here?" Tamara asked Marik.

"I dunno. I fell asleep, next thing I know I end up here." Marik said still trying to scoot away from her.

"Well I'm glad it happened." Bria said happily while still hugging 'her' Yugi; who was trying to breathe.

"Some more than others, I'm sure." YamiMarik said as he kept batting Jessica's hand away from his face because she kept trying to poke and pull at the wrinkles that kept morphing around. A few moments later Joey let out a big yawn and stretched.

"Sleepy, Joey?" Suzy asked him as she patted his head. Seto tried his best to stifle a laugh. "Ahuh," Joey mumbled, not even noticing what Seto had done.

"Well, I guess seeing as how it's my house I get to find blankets for our...guests." Jessica said with a small sigh.

"Awwwww" The other girls booed.

"Heh, girls, I don't trust you alone with these boys...heck I don't even trust myself." Jessica said with an eyebrow raised. "We may kill them..." She said, motioning towards Tamara who had Marik in a death grip.

"Ok." The girls said in unison as Jessica shooed them to the big bedroom.

"Ok boys, I have one other bedroom, it's kinda small though and there are only two beds... you get to fight over who gets the beds and who gets the floor." She said, guiding them toward their room. When they made it to the room Jessica shooed them through the door, gave YamiMarik one last glomp, then took off to the bigger bedroom.

"Gah... Eww." YamiMarik said, shaking around as if trying to remove something that was stuck to him.

Joey took off running and leapt into one of the two beds. Seto caught him by the foot, tripping him and making him meet the floor up close and personal like.

"This is my bed, not yours. Dogs aren't allowed on the furniture." He said, climbing into the bed and covering up for the night.

"Grr, I'm gonna kill dat guy!" Joey said, standing up and rubbing his sore nose. "But..." He started as he yawned. "Maybe tomorrow, I'm too tired right now." Joey said, walking over to the wall furthest away from Kaiba and lying down for the night.

Tamara ran into the room and tossed blankets at the boys, "Here, Bakahead Jessica forgot your blankets. Night boys!" She said as she dived for Marik, hugging him, then running for the bedroom.

"Ok...those girls...are weird." Marik said, staying stock still. Ryou had snuck into the second bed and was fast asleep. Bakura started to pull him out of the bed when he spoke up.

"Bakura you remove me from this bed and I remove you from this world... you owe me sleep." He mumbled.

"Oh? Really? How did you come to this conclusion hikari?" Bakura growled.

"The fact that you came into my room at two in the morning slip from your mind? Or perhaps the fact that you turned the TV on?" Ryou mumbled again.

Bakura blinked. "Oh… right… Damn you, hikari!!!"

…

"Wooow! How lucky are we?" Tamara asked the others girls.

"I know! They landed right in my living room!" Jessica said, smiling and cleaning her glasses.

"Don't you think it's kinda odd though?" Bria asked as she brushed her hair into a pony tail.

"Well, even if it's odd, I'm happy!" Sarai said, climbing into her bed.

"Oh, I'm not saying that I'm not happy. It's just kinda weird that a portal opened up in Jess's living room when we were watching Yu-Gi-Oh…" Bria said, climbing into her bed as well.

"…and then our bishies fell through the ceiling…" Patricia finished for her twin, yawning and lying down.

"Meh, oh well," Tamara said, shrugging and lying down.

"Oh well." Vicki said, fluffing her pillow and crashing into a sleep.

"I'm hoping this wasn't some amazing dream due to a chip and cake sandwich," Suzy mumbled as she drifted off.

"Well we would all be sharing the same dream, and I didn't eat your foul sandwich," Jessica said, climbing into her bed and covering herself up to her chin and switching off the light.

To Be Continued…

Seto's Princess: Um… no comment. Sorry I haven't updated any of my other stories. I'm taking a break from Yu-Gi-Oh. I've already written 2 Kingdom Hearts fics. My third one will probably be a bit longer, but I'm still working on it.