I saw Susie kissing Jimbo Underneath the mistletoe last night He didn't see me peep Or hear my footsteps lightly creak He thought I was in my dorm room Tucked in my bedroom fast asleep Then I saw Jimbo tickle Susie-Q And she giggled loud with all her might What a laugh it would've been If Principal only saw Susie kissing Jimbo M. last night

I saw Jimbo kissing Susie-Q Laughing in the dorm halls late last night They didn't see me peep Or hear my bemused laughing meep They thought I was in my dorm room Tucked in my bedroom fast asleep Then I saw Susie hugging Jimbo Jimbo hugged her back with all his might What a hoot it would've been If Principal only saw Susie hugging Jimbo last night

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Oh, ho, and I saw Susie holding Jimbo Right beneath the wreaths within plain sight What a kick it would've been If Principal only saw Susie holding Jimbo last Hugging Jimbo last Kissing Jimbo last night