Dear Odd,

Are we ready to begin?

From Sissy

Dear Sissy,

That would depend on whether or not you have your thoughts together. And I know you have alot of thoughts in there somewhere.

From Odd

Dear Odd,

Hey! Are you starting it already?

From Sissy

Dear Sissy,

Brilliant deduction, Sherlock.

From Odd

Dear Odd,

It's elementary.

From Sissy

Dear Sissy,

Yeah, elementary school, that's your mental capacity right there!

From Odd

Dear Odd,

It beats pre-school mental capacity!

From Sissy

Dear Sissy,

There is no - in preschool.

From Odd

Dear Odd,

You're attacking my spelling now?!

From Sissy

Dear Sissy,

Y-E-S. Yes.

From Odd

Dear Odd,

Okay fine. I'll do the spelling, you do the smelling.

From Sissy

Dear Sissy,

What's that supposed to mean?!
From Odd

Dear Odd,

I think you know what it means, Mr. Happy Feet.

From Sissy

Dear Sissy,

I'll find a cure for it one of these days. Doubt you'll be able to find one for your intellect though.

From Odd

Dear Odd,

You're right. I'll be too busy trying to find a cure for yours.

From Sissy

Dear Sissy,

No thanks. I've already got perfect brains to compliment my perfect body.

From Odd

Dear Odd,

Suuuuuure you do, scrawny.

From Sissy

Dear Sissy,

I AM SVELTE!
From Odd

Dear Odd,

No, you're seriously not.

From Sissy

Dear Sissy,

Roses are red, violets are blue, both these flowers are smarter than you.

Love Odd

Dear Odd,

Where the hell did the "Love" come from?!

From Sissy

Dear Sissy,

What the...give me back that letter!

From Odd

Dear Odd,

Knock yourself out...and I mean that.

From Sissy

Dear Sissy,

OK, it seems that I did write "Love" but it was a mistake, I got caught up in the romantic overtones of the poem I was paroding!

From Odd

Dear Odd,

Fine, I'll accept that explanation. Can we get back to snarking now?

Love Sissy

Dear Sissy,

Now YOU'RE writing "Love"! Are you doing this to throw me off my game?!

From Odd

Dear Odd,

I didn't mean to! I still had it in my mind when writing! Sorry!

From Sissy

Dear Sissy,

No! You're not supposed to apologize for anything, that ruins the snarkathon!

From Odd

Dear Odd,

It does? I didn't know that! Sorry!

From Sissy

Dear Sissy,

Aaaaaaaargh! No, DON'T apologize!!!

From Odd

Dear Odd,

Excuse me Odd, but I just recieved another letter. Wait, this says...

From Sissy

Dear Sissy,

Hey, so did I. Wait, this says...

From Odd

Dear Odd & Sissy,

STOP PASSING NOTES IN DETENTION!!!!!

Sincerely Jim