Anko/Iruka: "leather and lace" for Darkflameangel

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Scavenger

"You'd look exceptionally hot in leather, you know..."

"Anko, what're you-"

"Like this, see? Form fitting, sleek... delicious, man."

Iruka rolled his eyes slightly. "Anko, cut that out."

"We could always get one with frills, though," Anko purred slyly. "We could start something new."

"I'd rather not."

"Stuff like this should be enjoyable for the two of us, no? Take my advice, kiddo."

Iruka stomped on his foot. "For Christ's sake, Anko, we're shopping for jackets, not lingerie, so do you mind putting an end to your little innuendo tirade?"

Her face fell slightly as she shrugged and hung the leather jacket back on the rack.

"Suit yourself..."

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Yeah... XD