I can't live within you

It is a well known fact that you cannot live within someone. Unless, you are a baby. But they have to come out sometime or other.

You see, when Jareth, the almighty Goblin King, (far from it, but that's another story) was singing to Sarah in that crazy stair room, that gives him a headache, he walked through her.

Remember?

Of course you do.

Well, since it is very hard to live in someone for a long period of time, and Jareth couldn't, he impregnated poor Sarah right then and there.

I mean, he is Jareth. He could so do that. And he did.

'Cause Jareth couldn't possibly even fathom the idea of living in Sarah, even though people say you are more beautiful on the inside, and Sarah was very pretty, he thought that his best bet of meeting up with her again was blessing her with a child.

He is one messed up man.

FO SURE.

ZE END

I don't even want to know where that came from. Possibly the most random thing I have ever written.

It's so weird, I was talking to my friend on MSN about how Teabing (from the DVC) is crazy and should be thrown in the looney bin, even though he isn't crazy, he just seems crazy. AND then it hit me, literally. I had to write it.

OHOHOHOH, I dun own nothin'. 'Cept the Jareth impregnating Sarah thing.