10 ways to annoy Alex Noah!

-Tell him that Hiro from Lunar: Eternal Blue can kick his ass in 5 seconds

-Run around, playing with his sword

-Keep asking him if he's gay until he says yes

-Act like a Squirrel and throw acorns at him…and the occasional coconut

-Pay Ino Yamanaka from Naruto to take over his body and put him in a frilly pink dress and wearing make up (continued)

-put him in a random tree and have Ino release him and watch him scream like a little girl

-Tell all his fangirls his current location

-Tell him that he and Ghaleon were "Meant (sp?) To be"

-Dye his hair purple when he's asleep

-chew on his hair and claim that the spit is hair gel