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Hey people, I realise it’s a long time since I last posted anything… sorry about that I had… stuff on. Anyway. I hope you like the last chapter of this story and sorry again about the wait.
Ohh, and thanks to all of my lovely reviewers, I really appreciated the encouragement and I’m glad so many people liked the story.
Hope you enjoy.
Ishizu, who’d just announced that Seto Kaiba was coming to kill her, did something that completely redeemed her in the minds of the gang.
She ran.
This small action gave them reason to believe that she had more sanity than they’d recently believed. The trouble was that no one else had an opportunity to run.
Seto Kaiba’s arrival was preceded by the ominous hum of helicopters. It sounded like the whole air force was at his command.
(The gang would find out later, it was not just the Japanese air force, but that each country had given Seto Kaiba more than half of its air force, and promised to send him the rest in the next five hours. Sometimes ‘moneybag’s’ monopoly of finance was more than just scary, it was terrifying.)
The sky darkened, filled with helicopter, airplanes and every type of flying vessel imaginable. The noise was bad enough, but it seemed that Kaiba had quite a flair for the dramatic, and so every single vessel deliberately aimed their weapons directly at Tèa’s house, very audibly.
The crowning touch was when he dropped down (holding onto a rope so that he wouldn’t break his neck). Of course he had a spot light covering his descent. It looked quite impressive, especially from the ground.
He then pulled out a Megaphone from nowhere- some pocket in that strange gravity defying white trench coat.
“ISHIZU ISHTAR, SURRENDER YOURSELF TO ME NOW!” Kaiba yelled.
Everyone covered their ears. Even Atemu and Tèa upstairs were disturbed by it, as obvious by the feminine shriek and the loud shout of “Ra-Damn that stupid reincarnated priest!”
Yugi, Mai, Joey, Rebecca, Marik, Odion, Bakura, Ryou, Serenity, Tristan, Duke and the two grandfathers all exchanged looks.
Ishizu had already scarpered… How on earth were they supposed to break the news to Kaiba, and survive?
“Umm, guys, not that I’m not happy to see you, but what are you doing here? And why has Kaiba surrounded my house?” Tèa had descended; Atemu was with her, his arm wrapped around her waist.
The gang exchanged worried looks; they obviously couldn’t tell her they’d wanted to spy on her and Atemu. She’d kill them, or Atemu would, or both…
And if either of them found out that they’d been spied upon, even briefly…
Would the world never be safe?
The safer question to answer was of course the Kaiba question- but they didn’t know why Kaiba was here or why he was trying to find Ishizu.
“Guys??”
Naturally a safe option was silence, but that might create more trouble. Atemu and Tèa weren’t geniuses like Rebecca, but they weren’t idiots. It might be bad to tell them what had occurred, but it could be worse if they worked it out for themselves.
It was debatably lucky about whether or not Kaiba decided to start making demands at this point. On one hand it saved them from answering Tèa, but on the other hand it just got them into even more trouble.
“IF ISHIZU DOSEN’T COME OUT HERE WITHIN THIRTY SECONDS THEN I’LL BLOW THIS PLACE TO SMITHERINES!”
Kaiba really did have a flair for the dramatic, but there was no time to admire the cliché-like artistry. He was holding up a stop watch.
“Oh shit,” Joey majorly understated.
“Quick, we’ve got to stop him,” said Tristan.
“Yeah, if he blows up the house my parents will flip,” Tèa agreed.
“Yeah, that and we’ll all die…” added Ryou calmly.
There was a brief silence while everyone pondered the full implications of this, and then everyone screamed “KAMI, WE’RE GOING TO DIE!” and raced for the door- and Kaiba.
“TEN SECONDS, NINE, EIGHT...” Kaiba was coming to the end of his count not looking up from the stopwatch in his hand… Fair enough. You have to be precise when your doing a count down that will end up whipping out not only a single house, but most of the neighbourhood with it… not that most normal people worry about such things, but… Kaiba was far from normal, just like the rest of the Yu-Gi-Oh cast.
The group had all managed to cover the distance between the front door and Kaiba by the time he reached six; even the two grandpas.
“Kaiba, you bastard, what the hell are you trying to pull?” yelled Joey.
“Where is Ishizu?” Kaiba asked, not looking up from his watch and completely ignoring Joey.
“Not here, she ran off ten minutes ago,” Yugi stated.
“You’d better not be lying midget,” Kaiba threatened.
“We’re not, she had a vision of you coming to kill her, and she ran,” Marik said.
Kaiba pulled out a mobile phone and began shouting orders into it. Something about GPS on the Millennium Necklace- apparently he’d theorized that the powers that gave her visions were connected to some kind of radio wavelength, and he’d somehow made a device to track that…
Never underestimate a pissed off genius with an unlimited amount of cash.
“Why are you after her anyway?” Duke asked, “did she mention sex in front of your little brother or something?” he laughed.
Kaiba went very still, the hand grasping the phone clenched, and broke the not-so fragile machine.
“She didn’t!” Marik gasped in horror.
Everyone was pale at this point. The world was more than just doomed, it was already staked out and ready for termination, the only question remaining was how big the bang would be.
“To be precise she mentioned the term sexual tension, and then pointed Mokuba in the direction of an employee of mine so he could ask what the term meant,” Seto Kaiba said tightly.
“What did you do to him?” Joey asked.
Everyone looked at Joey as if he was completely crazy. Not an unjustifiable reaction considering the question and considering that Kaiba was obviously in a really, really bad mood.
Kaiba pulled out a remote control with a big red button and pushed it.
Poor Isono was lowered out of the helicopter in a battered mess, and he wasn’t alone. For some reason Shadi was with him, and in just as bad a shape, they were both handcuffed to a nuclear missile. There was a free space, evidently waiting for the addition of Ishizu.
“No more guardians or children will have to suffer from the wrong sort of education again,” Kaiba declared.
It was a noble sentiment. Even if the way it would be accomplished was less than noble, perhaps even freaking weird; and definitely freaking scary. Everyone present made a mental note not to piss off Kaiba.
Everyone except Joey. He opened his mouth and said to Kaiba something which would forever change the fate of the world.
“I don’t know why you want to destroy them, I should think you’d want to thank them,” he said.
Everyone sweat-dropped and backed away as Kaiba’s attention focused on Joey… even Mai. Supporting the guy you like was one thing- but dying because the guy you liked was an idiot, was completely different.
Love was not something to die over; tragic tales like Romeo and Juliet were overrated.
“What did you say?” Kaiba asked slowly, emphasizing each word carefully.
“Well, did you want to have to explain it to Mokuba?” asked Joey.
Kaiba paused, frozen in motion, “well…”
Who would have thought Joey actually was so bright as to pick up on that point?
Who would have thought that Joey of all people would make a comment that would throw Kaiba off???
“You should be grateful, after all they’ve saved you the embarrassment and the trouble of explaining these things to Mokuba,” Joey continued.
“Yes, I suppose that they have,” Kaiba said thoughtfully. Then he reached into the trench coat that supplied all that was needed and pulled out another mobile phone, “Listen, Taro, I’m going to cancel the order for the rest of those aircrafts, oh and cancel the search for the Ishtar woman,” he ordered, and then hung up.
No one could believe it; the world was saved, all thanks to Joey.
Mai even threw her arms around Joey’s neck and kissed him, shrieking, “You did it,”
Joey went bright red and Mai let go of him quickly, both trying to pretend that she had never touched him at all… and they thought that Tèa and Atemu were bad?
The group never got to tease the pair though. Nothing in this life is simple, and another complication was destined to disrupt the earth’s fate on this bright day…
Mokuba suddenly popped up out of nowhere, “Seto, what is sex?” he asked.
Everyone blinked and looked slowly over at the older Kaiba who’d gone completely white.
“What?” Seto asked slowly..
“I want to know what sex is,” Mokuba said calmly.
“I thought Isono told you about sex,” Seto said too quietly.
“No, just about sexual tension. He said that it is a form of tension that revolves around sex, and tends to make women angry and aggressive and men act like fools over the women,” Mokuba said.
It didn’t sound like Isono had properly educated Mokuba as Seto had originally feared.
“But he never actually told me what sex was,” the young boy added plaintively, “so then I decided to ask you, because you’re a genius!” he said, obviously buttering up his brother. Then, even more damaging to Seto’s defences, Mokuba gave his brother the dreaded look. Puppy-dog eyes…
There are some things which are too cute to fight, and the younger Kaiba quite obviously had Seto wrapped around his little finger. Come to think of it, there weren’t many people who hadn’t been manipulated by Mokuba in his time…
But all such thoughts and doubts melted under the force of that far too cute, far too innocent expression.
The girls were all bright eyed and smiling dreamily under the force of the pure adorableness that was Mokuba. While the boys rightly saw him for the purely evil force that he was, all except Seto.
The head of Kaiba Corp. instead of focusing on the fact that he’d upset the balance of the world, tortured and almost killed several people over a mistake, had one terrified thought on his mind.
‘Mokuba just asked what sex was’
And worse than that, Seto was expected to answer. Genius he might be, but there were just some questions that he could not answer.
Any good work Joey had done was all washed away. However luckily for our ‘almost-hero’ Seto already had a target for his anger.
“Mokuba, cover your ears,” Seto said too calmly, the younger boy sensibly obeyed.
Seto pulled the megaphone out of his trench coat again, “ISONO, EXPLAIN THIS? WHY THE HELL DIDN’T YOU EXPLAIN THE TERM SEX TO MOKUBA?”
The gang blinked, they all felt sorry for the poor man on the nuclear missile. Thanks to Joey, his situation had become a damned if you do, damned if you don’t type.
The ‘almost-hero’ had instead of solving anything made the whole problem worse for Isono… On the bright side though, he had saved everyone else and the world!
As for Isono, well just before Seto managed to press the red button which would doom him and Shadi, their help came in the form of two unlikely people.
“Seto,” Mokuba whined, “you still haven’t told me what sex is,”
The older Kaiba accidentally dropped the remote in shock. His mouth hung open, and he made no move to retrieve the remote while his mind searched for a way out of this torture.
A giggle caught everyone off guard, and their attention was drawn to an extremely pretty girl with deep blue eyes, white skin and long pale blue hair. She walked up to Mokuba and knelt down before him.
“You know little one, that is a very grown up question, and very boring,” she said seriously, and then she pulled a chocolate bar out of her pocket, “here, would you like this,” she asked, holding out the sugar filled treat.
Mokuba took the chocolate bar with no questions and began eating. With his mouth full of chocolate and his blood stream full of sugar, a supposedly boring question had no interest for him.
Seto and the others watched in amazement, actually Seto and Atemu watched in more than just amazement. They recognised the girl as being identical to Kisara, the woman Seto had loved in his past incarnation as priest Seto, guardian of the millennium rod.
“Sorry I just interrupted then, but you looked like you could use some help,” the girl said with a smile.
It was a few seconds later that Seto’s eyes meet hers, and they stared intensely at each other. It was kind of creepy, since the staring was silent and the pair remained immobile during it.
Everyone else was wondering what was going on.
“Whose the girl?” asked Marik.
“Yeah, she’s a real beauty,” agreed Joey, and Mai whacked him hard on the head.
“She’s a reincarnation of his lover,” Atemu said quietly.
“Really?” Tèa asked him quietly.
“Yes, and I think part of him has been trying to find her ever since he first remembered her,” Atemu said.
“That’s so romantic,” sighed Serenity, and the other girls nodded in agreement. The boys just looked bored, except Joey, who was still rubbing his head.
The pair’s starring finally stopped when everyone began coughing loudly, it wasn’t subtle, but it worked.
“I am sorry,” the girl apologised, “I don’t know what came over me,”
“I am Seto, what’s your name?” you couldn’t fault Kaiba’s directness.
“Kisara,” she said, just as she’d said to him once thousands of years ago.
“Well Kisara, I want to thank you for helping me with my brother,” he said, reaching for her hands and clasping them in his own, pulling her close, to look in her eyes once more.
“Your welcome,” she said, her cheeks red and her eyes shining as she met his gaze.
They stayed that way for several minutes, before Kaiba did something that shocked everyone.
Keeping a firm grip on her hands, the CEO knelt down in front of her, and looking up at her said something that no one could ever believe he’d say.
“Even though we’ve only just met, for the first time I am tempted to believe in magic, and love at first sight. Please marry me,”
That was more eloquent than anything else he’d ever said to any of them, especially when it came to do with emotions, like friendship… and this was about love.
The scariest part was that he had actually claimed to believe in magic.
No wait, far scarier than that… KAIBA HAD JUST PROPOSED????
WHERE HAD THE REAL KAIBA GONE????
Kisara was almost as bad as Kaiba, she teared up immediately, “yes of course I will,” she said crying.
She wasn’t the only woman crying, the other girls were fairly misty eyed, clasping their men tightly to them.
Kaiba wasted no time leaping to his feet and pulling Kisara into his arms. The kiss they initiated was probably meant to be chaste… but it didn’t stay that way for long. Apparently they were catching up for being separated for three thousand years.
“You know if he keeps this up, he’ll educate Mokuba, without needing to use words,” Tristan observed crudely to Joey, and got whacked on the head by the normally meek Serenity.
No woman likes idiotic comments interrupting an unexpected, but sweet love scene.
It wasn’t Tristan’s idiotic words however that awoke the couple, it was the catcalls from all the aircrafts surrounding them. Thousands of catcalls, and to make it worse, several of these aircrafts were in good position to record not only the kiss, but they had been recording the proposal, and broadcasting it. To the world…
Kaiba was never going to be able to live this one down, so he did the only thing he could, called for the helicopter to drop a rope ladder, grabbed Kisara and Mokuba and flew off into the sunset… Followed by all the aircrafts he’d bought with him.
“Shadi?” Atemu questioned, “do you want some help?”
In his haste our beloved CEO had forgotten the nuclear weapon with Shadi and Isono tied onto it. They were still tied there, looking rather surprised; apparently Kaiba’s shock proposal had really astonished them.
“Yes, that would be good,” the Egyptian said.
Joey, Odion and Tristan worked together and got the two men loose. Isono immediately ran off, getting a cab and ordering it to take him to Kaiba Corp. Now that was dedication.
Of course the question was why? But Isono must have had a reason, perhaps he was one of the few people in the world who actually liked Seto Kaiba… more likely the paypacket- especially now that he’d been tortured by his own boss, and been innocent of the crime, was very heavy.
Shadi sighed, “well at least all the crises are over for the minute,” there was a brief pause, “I have time for a drink before the next. Odion, care for a drink?” he offered.
“Don’t mind if I do,” Odion said.
“Count us in,” Solomon said, Arthur agreed with a weary nod, apparently saving the world was thirsty work.
“and me,” Marik said casually.
“No chance little brother,” Ishizu’s voice came from out of nowhere.
Marik shrieked jumping away from her, and everyone else was surprised by her sudden appearance.
“You’re under age,” Ishizu continued.
“So what? I almost got blown up because of you! I need alcohol to get rid of the stress,” Marik protested.
“That doesn’t make a difference, you’re not having a drink and that’s final,” Ishizu said bluntly.
Tèa’s phone went off, cutting off Marik’s next words.
She answered it, “Hello?... Hajime… yeah nice to hear from you… uh- tomorrow… well I- things have changed a little…” her gaze shot to Atemu for a few seconds, “well… no of course you’re still a friend, it’s just that… no I do like you,”
Atemu was completely covered in flames by this point, then he finally opened his mouth, “You’re not going to go out with him,” he growled.
Tèa covered the mouthpiece of the phone, “Atemu, he’s a friend, I can’t be rude,” she hissed.
“You were going to go on a date with him. That makes him more than a friend!” Atemu said, his voice dangerously quiet.
The rest of the group began inching away from the feuding couple.
“I don’t see him as more than a friend, and I was only going to go on a date with him because he asked me. Anyway, at least he can tell a person he is interested in them, instead of getting angry and throwing magic around like an idiot before he even realises it!” Tèa snapped.
“Oh, so it’s all my fault now?” Atemu yelled.
Shadi, Odion, Ishizu, Solomon and Arthur all walked into a nearby bar, leaving the rest to watch the progressing fight.
“I didn’t say that!” Tèa protested.
“No, but it’s what you meant isn’t it!” yelled Atemu walking up to her.
Tèa was silent for several minutes trying to get herself under control, before she threw her hands up in the air and walked away. Apparently she’d only just remembered that she had her phone in her hand, she put it back up to her ear.
“Sorry about that,” she apologised, “tomorrow night?... Sure why not? It’s not like I have a boyfriend or anything,” she said loudly, walking off.
“WHAT??” Atemu exploded. He strode after her quickly, his vision quickly changing to the vibrant red of anger.
The rest of the group watched; sweat-dropping and burying their heads in their hands. One step forward and three steps back…
The fate of the world was once more in jeopardy.
Until Tèa found out about it and slugged him again. Problem not solved…
Women, who needed them? Why couldn’t humans be a self-propagating species. It would make life much easier for men, no women, no responsibility, no marriage, no nagging… NO SEX…
On second thoughts, really bad solution…
There was of course another way out of this dilemma, but Atemu had already grovelled once today, and he didn’t really want to do it again. His brain with the worst timing reminded him of the results of it, with a lot of mental imagery.
Grovelling making out, perhaps even… sex…
No grovelling might mean his Tèa belonging to someone else, perhaps even making out, or Ra-forbid, having sex with someone else…
That was not something Atemu would allow, she belonged to him, whether she knew it or not!
He strode off quickly, suddenly desperate to find her. She would obey him!
Okay, so maybe she shouldn’t have said she’d go out with Hajime in front of Atemu. But if he hadn’t started being such a controlling moron she wouldn’t have done it, so technically it was his fault, but maybe she’d overdone her revenge slightly.
And dragging Hajime into this wasn’t exactly the most friendly thing to do. Shit, now she did feel guilty, poor guy, she was sending very mixed messages. Now what should she do? Obviously the best thing would be to tell him the truth, but…
Damn it was such a horrible thing to tell someone. ‘Hey Hajime, sorry to tell you this but the only reason I was interested in you was because the guy I really liked didn’t seem to return my feelings. Then this afternoon I cancelled you and then said I’d go out with you all because of him, and I have now found out he does return my feelings, and I still like him a lot more than I like you,’ how could she say that to him?
At that moment she felt the world’s biggest bitch. Kami, why would any man want to go with her? They were all nuts…
If they liked her the way she was, then they were even bigger idiots than she felt like at that moment. Yup, she was decided, all men were idiots, it wasn’t her fault at all, it was all theirs.
“Tèa!” she turned around hearing Atemu call her name.
“Atemu,” she exclaimed.
He walked up to her, “Tèa we need to solve this once and for all,” he said.
She was surprised by this. If she knew anything about her male friends it was that their best skills lay in avoiding things. Actually most males were; commitment, females, housework… any work… the list was endless.
“Okay,” she said. How was he planning to solve this exactly?
“First of all, your going to phone Hajime and tell him that you have a boyfriend, and then you and I are going to go on a date. You’re not going to argue with this either,” he said crossing his arms. The pose was rather similar to the one he’d held earlier in the day, when he’d dared her to stop him and she’d slugged him.
Tèa looked him over, and moved closer, “you honestly think that you can order me around like that?” she asked, her tone sounding rather dangerous.
Atemu swallowed, and modified his tone, “well I think it’s something you should consider,” he said quietly moving back slightly.
Tèa drew a deep breath, before she socked him for the second time that day. While Atemu slumped dizzily at her feet she took the opportunity to lecture him, at the top of her lungs.
“HOW DARE YOU EVEN THINK THAT I WOULD OBEY YOU! JUST BECAUSE YOU WERE PHARAOH ONCE AND HAD A HAREM TO RELIEVE YOUR SEXUAL TENSION DOESN’T MEAN THAT I AM GOING TO ACT LIKE THEY DID! YOU CAN’T JUST ORDER ME AROUND LIKE SOME SORT OF PROSTITUTE! SO THINK ABOUT THAT NEXT TIME OR I WON’T BE AIMING HIGH!”
With that final rant Tèa was fully prepared to leave the bright red boy and the crowd around them. Atemu had other concerns though.
“What did Yugi tell you about my Harem?” Atemu asked.
Tèa stopped walking, “so you did have one?” she asked.
Atemu finally paid attention to the part of his brain that screamed ‘DANGER’, “uhh… well it was a custom, it didn’t mean anything,” he said weakly.
“I see,” she said, her shoulders were tense and he was almost sure she wanted to beat the crap out of him.
“You can’t blame me,” Atemu pointed out and then said the fatal words that all men should be taught to avoid “it was before I met you anyway,”
Her next blow caught him off guard and sent him sprawling, “so that makes it alright then? IT DOESN’T MATTER WHO YOU’VE SLEPT WITH ASLONG AS IT WAS BEFORE ME?”
Well when she put it like that, what in the name of Ra was he supposed to say?
“I love you,” he tried grovelling. Screw dignity, this was a life or death situation.
She blinked, “now your trying to SWEET TALK ME!” she shrieked.
It seemed that Atemu was destined never to get anything right today.
“WHAT ABOUT YOU?” he yelled, “NO MATTER WHAT I DO OR SAY IT’S ALWAYS MY FAULT! I CAN’T ALWAYS BE WRONG!”
The Earth had begun a warning rumble.
“HOW WOULD YOU KNOW- YOU IDIOT? ALL YOU KNOW ABOUT IS DUEL MONSTERS!” she yelled back.
“AT LEAST I AM AN EXPERT IN SOMETHING!” he shouted.
What had begun as a slight tremor was steadily shaking the earth.
“MORE LIKE A FREAK WHO NEVER LEAVES THE HOUSE WITHOUT HIS PRECIOUS DUELING DECK!”
“WHAT SO NOW YOU THINK THAT DUEL MONSTERS IS MY ONLY ABILITY?”
Everyone except Atemu and Tèa had fallen to the ground because of the violent shaking in the ground.
“CERTAINLY SEEMS LIKE IT,”
“THAT’S NOT WHAT YOU SAID EARLIER IN THE BATHROOM!”
Tèa had no answer for that; so she paused before replying, “Well, that was all in the heat of the moment,”
The earth abruptly stopped shaking, and the crowd around our heroes dispersed, more interested now in the fact that they were alive than a slightly insane arguing couple.
For several moments Atemu paused before walking steadily forward, “I guess I’ll just have to remind you then,”
She blushed hotly, before crossing her arms, “I don’t think that’s necessary,” she said turning her face away.
“Well I do,” he said, pulling her chin down and kissing her passionately.
Tèa couldn’t say she wasn’t surprised, or didn’t enjoy this latest turn of events.
They parted briefly, “well?” Atemu asked.
“I think that Ishizu is right. Sexual tension is a dangerous thing,” she whispered.
“Do you know of any cure?” he asked archly.
“I’m sure we could work out a few,” she said with a smirk.
“I’ll obey you and follow you for the rest of my days, if you’d help me with this,” Atemu said solemnly.
“I’ll hold you to that,” she said kissing him again.
“Shall we take this conversation back to your house?” Atemu asked.
“Just the conversation?” she asked.
“Well, we’ll see where it leads…” he trailed off.
They walked off together towards her house.
“It’s a long walk to your house,” Atemu commented after a few minutes.
“Do you see, what I see?” Tèa asked.
A cinema. The perfect haven for couples seeking time alone in the dark.
The couple headed towards the building rather than continuing on to Tèa’s house.
Once Atemu and Tèa had disappeared into the theatre other familiar couples approached with the same idea.
First Joey and Mai; apparently her kiss had given them more ideas they wished to expand on.
Then Tristan and Serenity; they were seeking a safe place, hidden from the over protective big brother that protected Serenity’s already… ‘lost’ virtue.
Kaiba and Kisara had found no other place to be alone, away from the evil media, they too entered.
Rebecca and Yugi entered, her dragging him firmly behind her, without their grandpas in sight. That was apparently what she was counting on.
Then Duke and Vivian showed up; they too wanted some time alone and had found no better place.
Does the word disaster aptly sum this situation up?
Not until Ishizu, Bakura, Ryou, Marik, Odion, Shadi, Solomon and Arthur all decided that they too wanted to go to the cinema. Unlike the six couples though, they were genuinely interested in the film.
It wasn’t until the end of the film went the lights came on that everything was… resolved.
“TRISTAN YOU’RE A DEAD MAN!” (Joey)
“YUGI, REBECCA, WHAT WERE YOU DOING?” (Solomon)
“That’s not a level of detail I want,” (Arthur)
“KAIBA, YOU ONLY JUST MET HER AND YOU SCORED! GIVE ME SOME TIPS!” (Duke)
“BAKA, I DON’T NEED TO SAY ANYTHING TO YOU!” (Kaiba)
“TEA, ATEMU YOU GOT RID OF THAT APPOCALYPTIC SEXUAL TENSION- I’M SO PROUD!” (Ishizu)
“SO THE PHARAOH FINALLY GOT LAID!!” (Marik)
“IT’S NOT LIKE YOU GOT ANY!” (Atemu)
“WHAT HAVE I TOLD YOU ABOUT TALKING LIKE THAT?” (Tèa)
“sorry,” (Atemu)
“THE PHARAOH’S WHIPPED!” (BAKURA)
“BAKURA BEHAVE!” (Ryou)
“Sorry,” (Bakura)
“HA TOMBROBBER’S WHIPPED!” (Yugi)
“GOOD CALL!” (Tristan)
“baka…” (everyone except Tristan)
“BIG BROTHER YOU AND MAI FINALLY GOT TOGETHER- CONGRA… OR WAS IT JUST ABOUT SEX?” (Serenity)
There was a slightly embarrassed silence on the part of two blondes.
“I TRUST THAT ALL OF YOU WERE RESPONSBILE AND USED PROTECTION!” (Shadi)
There was a brief silence after that interruption before the next set of outraged shouting began.
“OF COURSE,” (Yugi, Rebecca, Serenity & Kisara)
“WHAT DO YOU-”(Tèa, Vivian & Mai)
“DO WE LOOK-”(Joey, Atemu, Tristan)
“THAT’S NONE-”(Kaiba & Duke)
“-TAKE US FOR?” (Tèa, Vivian & Mai)
“-THAT IRRESPONSIBLE?” (Joey, Atemu, Tristan)
“-OF YOUR BUSINESS!” (Kaiba, Duke)
Shadi did the sensible thing and ran. While the gang continued yelling at each other, before the couples managed to excuse themselves for some more… ‘private time’.
And so, we will leave our heroes on this very happy note.
And remember; Sexual Tension, it’s a dangerous thing, but it can be cured!
And on that note, I’ll be leaving you.
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